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The Crab-pocalypse
Author: Leaman Ralph
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Devastating suggestion nails ‘struggles’ of McDonald’s protesters
http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/408640499474370560
Holy crap, indeed. Hey, union goons and wage warriors, tell us more about your selfless “struggles.” Or better yet, tell these people:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheMaverick21/status/408639655324573696Nailed it.
http://twitter.com/#!/DrAlfredBellows/status/408640944464871424 http://twitter.com/#!/TheMaverick21/status/408640324760662016This one’s for all the fast food protesters out there:
http://twitter.com/#!/RMHC/status/408623191318593536Maher takes another sexist shot at Palin
http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/211248454473752577
Bill Maher is a donor to the Obama Super PAC, and he continues to make outrageously sexist comments such as this one.
Has anyone invented the vaudeville hook for twitter yet? Asking for @billmaher
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 9, 2012
@CAAmyO that's not even funny, that's fucking stupid! Ugh. @billmaher
— Harry (@Tark31) June 9, 2012
@billmaher you are obsessed with palin….pathetic
— Scott Peterson (@scottyp333) June 9, 2012
@billmaher Bill, maybe Twitter isn't your thing. #hackjoke
— Just Jimmy (@looney1971) June 9, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/08/maher-takes-another-sexist-shot-at-palin/
Off to the races
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Came across this psycho on the drive to work this morning
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21 Dick Moves Every Original “Animal Crossing” Player Made
Anything for more bells.
1. Created an account with a strange name.
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Other definitely valid player names: “Kanye W.” and “Oprah W.”
2. Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee.
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3. Fast forwarded the clock to holidays, also for more bells.
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THANKS, MOM <3
4. Did literally anything you could to piss off Tom Nook.
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6. Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.
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8. Put up with shit like this just so you could ask animals for gifts or jobs.
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Well, you’re an asshole. Give me things.
9. Walked into the museum when you didn’t need anything, just because you wanted to wake this guy up.
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10. Screamed, “NO!” whenever Rover asked to sit by you.
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I hate you, Rover.
11. Hoarded too many things from Lost and Found.
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“Uhhh, yes. This is all mine.”
12. And then ran away from Booker inside, just because he’d run after you.
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~Fuck the police~
13. Antagonized other animals just so they’d react weirdly to you.
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14. And tried to push other animals when they stood close to the water.
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Stop. Smiling. And. Dancing.
15. Hunted down K.K. Slider when he graced your town with his presence.
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A guitar player with great eyebrows? Sign me up.
17. Slammed your shovel against everything because you felt like it.
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ROCKS! *BANG* BUILDINGS! *BANG* FENCES! *BANG*
18. Went to other towns JUST so you could bring things back to sell.
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19. Stared at animals while they slept.
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Just practicing for real life.
20. Sat in strangers’ homes as if you weren’t being weird at all.
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*Turns head slowly* I’ve been waiting for you, Marcy the Kangaroo.
21. And caught other living creatures to SELL THEM AT THE LOCAL STORE.
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Anything for more bells.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/dick-moves-every-original-animal-crossing-player-made
High Objectives Asian Father
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In wake of Eric Cantor loss, Congress goes into full freak-out mode
http://twitter.com/#!/costareports/status/476560818587578368
Awww, so sad!
http://twitter.com/#!/Politicolnews/status/476561402216587265 http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/476560913340719105 http://twitter.com/#!/jonathanglick/status/476561569954816000 http://twitter.com/#!/zachary_warma/status/476561370033295360
21 “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Quotes Presented By Gollum
Mr. Gollum will see you now.
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Gator throws no-no in College World Series
http://twitter.com/#!/RulesForBelles/status/208734624329908224
Apparently June 1 is an excellent day for no-hitters.
On the heels of Mets pitcher Johan Santana throwing the franchise’s first no-no, Florida Gator sophomore Jonathon Crawford hurled his own in a 4-0 victory over Bethune-Cookman in an opening-round game of the College World Series.
Crawford allowed just one walk, striking out five to complete the eighth no-hitter in school history and first since 1991.
According to @CJonesScout – the most impressive stat in UF's Jonathan Crawford's no-hitter last night – he hit 98 mph in 9th inning. Wow.
— Matthew Stevens (@matthewcstevens) June 2, 2012
Jonathan Crawford with the first no hitter in NCAA tournament since 1991 #ThatsWhatsUp #GoGators ⚾
— Morgan Palmer (@MorganLPalmer) June 2, 2012
Wow!!! That's all I can say about Jonathan Crawford tonight in gainesville. #nohitter #flawless
— Danny Kanell (@dannykanell) June 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/SECDomination/status/208740119950274561
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/02/gator-throws-no-no-in-college-world-series/