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Gaffe-tastic: Biden totally gets why people voted for a felon over Obama in W. Va.

http://twitter.com/#!/CarrieNBCNews/status/203520889755676672

For reals! Joe Biden said he totally doesn’t blame the people in West Virginia who voted for a felon over President Obama.

Biden "doesn't blame" WV Dem voters for voting for that inmate (Neither do I.) http://t.co/MU8QJQ7k

— David Freddoso (@freddoso) May 18, 2012

Let’s go to the video tape:

Video of VP Biden saying he gets why WV voters cast their ballot for a felon instead of Obama- http://t.co/9HehqHES

— Reince Priebus (@Reince) May 18, 2012

Oh, Joe. At least he may be able to escape full punishment since he did manage to work in “inherited by Bush.” Pretty sure reporters will be shooed off the line again today and prevented from having further access to Biden.

In the meantime, at least we can all giggle madly.

He was cool with KKK member Democrat Robert Bird, as well. >> Biden: 'I Don't Blame People' for Voting for WV Felon http://t.co/OOwHOcay #fb

— Carlton Hinds (@methuselaschild) May 18, 2012

Finally something I can agree w #Biden about! Says“I Don’t Blame People”4 Voting 4 Incarcerated Felon Over #Obama In WV http://t.co/pwXQxXkF

— Survive The Collapse (@survivecollapse) May 18, 2012

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha RT @GOP Biden 'doesn't blame' voters for supporting inmate- http://t.co/jlM5i5k9 #tcot #2012

— Kevin Landry (@Kevin_Landry) May 18, 2012

#WV is popular& I <3 it.RT:@michellemalkin Biden: I dont blame people for voting for convicted felon instead of my boss http://t.co/4lncakkk

— Angela Mitchell (@AngelaReneeM) May 18, 2012

Finally something I can agree w #Biden about! Says, “I Don’t Blame People” 4 Voting 4 Incarcerated Felon Over #Obama In WV Dem Primary! :))

— Survive The Collapse (@survivecollapse) May 18, 2012

These 31 Builders Made Mistakes That Will Leave You BAFFLED. Ridiculously Hilarious.

No, these aren’t pictures from inside of a funhouse. These are real-life building disasters that somehow made it from architect to contractor without anyone noticing. (That is, until someone tried to use a set of stairs that led literally nowhere.) Check out all 31 – how did anyone let this happen?!

1. Privacy is overrated.

2. Wheelchairs can go up steps, right?

3. Also, wheelchairs probably have rockets attached to them.

4. Obviously they hope they’d be living like the Jetsons by now.

5. Chimneys belong in front of windows. That’s just a fact.

6. “Where the Stairs End,” the lesser known Shel Silverstein book.

7. Who needs stairs when you can just fall?

8. Someone obviously didn’t think the aerial view through…

9. Further proof that high schools are from hell.

10. Almost, man. Almost.

11. Don’t buy a level, he said. It’ll be fine, he said.

12. The only way out of the prison is a little… tricky… to use.

13. Ahh, I knew we forgot something.

14. To be fair, no one would be able to see your PIN from this angle.

15. Silly man, this ATM is for hobbits only.

16. It’s so easy to confuse doors and windows.

17. Mother Nature: 1 Architects: 0

18. Wait, Mother Nature: 2 Architects: 0

19. Looks like someone was an MC Escher fan.

20. Eh, close enough.

21. Someone obviously didn’t understand this staircase wasn’t being built at Hogwarts.

22. … this isn’t what a half-bath is.

23. Come, children. Play on the “ow my knees” slide.

24. Bricks are the new windows.

25. … no idea.

26. I hope they drive a compact. Or a motorcycle. Or walk.

27. No, that’s not dangerous at all.

28. If you want to go in here, you just have to want it bad enough.

29. This mistake is a whole lot of NOPE.

30. Don’t worry, this kind of mistake happens to everyone.

31. So close, yet so far.

Hmm, maybe architecture school ISN’T that hard…

‘Oh damn’: MAD Magazine’s ‘brutal’ Photoshop nails Obama WH on Bergdahl

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/473916186758230016

Hoo boy:

http://twitter.com/#!/MADmagazine/status/473898497021063168

Not exactly subtle, is it?

Yowzah! Mad Magazine gets it right!

New movie poster

Starring Barack Obama & Taliban 5

Trading Private Bergdahl http://t.co/Lgk5MVaETO— Ron Getty (@MorteAiTiranni) June 03, 2014

WOW, when you lose Mad Magazine – DOUBLE WOW!!!!! #Bergdahl

RT @MADmagazine: @BarackObama’s Unfortunate New Movie http://t.co/ylmdlSrMP4— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) June 03, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/AF632/status/473911890876592129 http://twitter.com/#!/llondo/status/473914200965009408 http://twitter.com/#!/DRussell76/status/473915125351460866 http://twitter.com/#!/EdMorrissey/status/473911615608221696 http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/473912815032745984 http://twitter.com/#!/SalenaZitoTrib/status/473912651907878912 http://twitter.com/#!/FBillMcMorris/status/473904917741314048 http://twitter.com/#!/DonnyFerguson/status/473900936491171840

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Twitchy coverage of Bowe Bergdahl

The New Season Of #AHS Is Called #AHSHotel & It Will Feature #LadyGaga

Little Monsters rejoice!

FX has confirmed to BuzzFeed News that Season 5 of American Horror Story will feature Lady Gaga.

The New Season Of "American Horror Story" Is Called "Hotel" And Features Lady Gaga

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And Mother Monster herself tweeted the news…

Make your reservation now. #GagaAHSHotelhttps://t.co/o9ixi5TaFy
— ladygaga (@Lady Gaga)

…Along with a short teaser.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqOWfEnZk.

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And in it, she revealed that Season 5 will be called American Horror Story: Hotel.

Twitter/Lady Gaga

Twitter/Lady Gaga

Twitter/Lady Gaga

LADY FUCKING GAGA, PEOPLE!

Twitter/Lady Gaga

Twitter/Lady Gaga

Is it October yet?

Twitter/Lady Gaga

Twitter/Lady Gaga

Here’s The First Look At Elsa And Anna In The Brand-New “Frozen” Short

Get a sneak peek at Frozen Fever — an all-new animated short, debuting in theaters on March 13 with screenings of Cinderella.

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Disney’s 2013 movie Frozen went on to win two Academy Awards (for Best Animated Feature Film and Best Original Song), dominated the box office, and became a full-fledged cultural force, spawning an omnipresent merchandising line, a national ice-skating tour, live-action incarnations on ABC’s Once Upon a Time, a weird baby-delivering app, lots of tattoos, and the newest addition, a short film, titled Frozen Fever, which will hit theaters with the live-action Cinderella on March 13.

While little is known of the plot, Disney has released five new images — and a short featurette — that have revealed a couple of new details!