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Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation…

Aint Nobody Got Time For That

Jason Biggs excuses his misogynist filth with ‘I put my dick in a pie’

http://twitter.com/#!/JasonBiggs/status/241632475594518528

As Twitchy reported, Jason Biggs doubled down on his vile tweets about sexually assaulting Paul Ryan’s wife, Janna. How did he plummet below rock bottom and start burrowing into the earth’s crust? Oh, by tweeting misogynist, sexually degrading tweets about Janna Ryan, again, and Ann Romney. He then served that up with a side of repugnant anti-Christian hate, tweeting “Clint Eastwood talking to a non-responsive stool sorta sums up Christianity in a nutshell, huh Republicans?”

But, hey, no big whoop! Why are you freaking out over his despicable anti-Christian and vile misogynist tweets, wing nuts? He put “his dick in a pie.”

Of course, fellow vile travelers defend him.

https://twitter.com/AudreyEvanoff/status/241644697934778368

https://twitter.com/5_cent_Cody/status/241644336780017666

@JasonBiggs According to #RNC, the pie rejected you in order to not have your baby. Maybe that's where they got their rape logic from.

— Tim McG (@NotMedic) August 31, 2012

Wow. Morally bankrupt, much? The sane have a different take.

@JasonBiggs yeah, I wouldn't exactly flaunt that. Though it does help to explain why you're a vile pig, it certainly doesn't excuse it.

— CDB (@quietnolonger) August 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/dfhoye/status/241644637499035648

@JasonBiggs Yea well u work(ed) for a kids network now. Ur tweets were mean spirited not funny. I know I will never watch a movie ur in.

— Jer Troiano (@InTheMindOfJer) August 31, 2012

Indeed. And Nickelodeon is getting pressure to oust the vile Pig Biggs from his voice role in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Does anyone want their children exposed to such hate?

No wonder his only real claim to fame involves his junk and a pie. Pathetically, now he is even trying to rely on that to dismiss his beyond reprehensible behavior.

Update:

Pig Biggs deleted his disgusting tweets. Unfortunately for Biggs, Twitchy is forever.

American Idiot 2: Jason Biggs knocks Christians; targets Ann Romney and Janna Ryan with vile tweets

Pressure mounting for Nickelodeon to throw the pie at American idiot Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs’ wife laments death of free speech

Jason Biggs dismisses his anti-Christian and misogynist filth with ‘I put my dick in a pie’

American Weasel: Jason Biggs quietly deletes vile tweets about Ann Romney and Janna Ryan

Nickelodeon now including Jason Biggs’ Twitter handle in promotions

Hey Nickelodeon, how’s that anti-bullying campaign going?

The wit and wisdom of Nickelodeon’s Jason Biggs

You Get An X And You Get An X

#Filiblizzard: No snow, but Glenn Beck, others score with top filibuster tweets

http://twitter.com/#!/GayPatriot/status/309398046804946944

Oh, my! As Twitchy reported earlier, Sen. Rand Paul embarked on a filibuster, which his staff began calling #Filiblizzard.

https://twitter.com/BiasedGirl/status/309392290873487360

Other senators joined in.

https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/309400859660398593

https://twitter.com/JimDeMint/status/309404698966896641

The predicted snowstorm Saturn may have been a bust.

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/309368388705214465

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/309400207915905024

But, the #filiblizzard is a hit.

https://twitter.com/NolteNC/status/309398815541174272

https://twitter.com/EyeOnPolitics/status/309399350872776706

https://twitter.com/KristenHawley/status/309398438678761472

Of course, some weren’t fond of the hashtag itself.

https://twitter.com/freddoso/status/309363072785580033

https://twitter.com/freddoso/status/309375540576526336

Nevertheless, the filibuster tweets were full of win. Here are some of our favorites:

https://twitter.com/ExJon/status/309401044994109440

https://twitter.com/ThePantau/status/309401349508972545

https://twitter.com/DeanClancy/status/309389125650378752

https://twitter.com/TPCarney/status/309395329348935681

https://twitter.com/ExurbanKevin/status/309399174158376960

https://twitter.com/MichelleFields/status/309379441090523136

https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/309398993312555008

https://twitter.com/Aaron_RS/status/309403002865844224

https://twitter.com/VodkaPundit/status/309402735625777152

https://twitter.com/Doc_0/status/309399526144356352

https://twitter.com/DrewMTips/status/309406619735826432

https://twitter.com/whpresscorps/status/309400107529420800

https://twitter.com/TabithaHale/status/309405347104309248

https://twitter.com/stephenkruiser/status/309404373425991680

And Glenn Beck scores big.

https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/309400574015721473

Heh.

Keep the tweets coming, Twitter.

Update: Ask, and ye shall receive! Some late entries:

https://twitter.com/hale_razor/status/309417123988516864

https://twitter.com/steventdennis/status/309418236036931584

https://twitter.com/noahpollak/status/309417009802772480

Aint Nobody Got Time For That

Why I keep the trailer hitch on my truck

perhaps not a parody: Libs pounce on Sarah Palin’s Big Gulp ‘gaffe’

http://twitter.com/#!/rkylesmith/status/313012409256275968

That Sarah Palin is really so dumb. She believed she was using a swipe at federal government overreach by pausing to simply take a drink of a Big Gulp during the woman CPAC message these days, but truly, she ended up being just revealing her ignorance all over again. Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s “arbitrary and capricious” ban on sugary drinks wouldn’t theoretically cover the major Gulp® as sold by 7-Eleven®. The convenience shop isn’t included in the soda ban. Don’t you rubes comprehend Bloomberg’s perfectly reasonable legislation? The New York Post’s Kyle Smith (not merely one regarding the libs to which the title relates) sets the record right for all those people outside nyc limits.

7-11s: NYS regulated-no meals prepped on premises. Bodegas city-regulated b/c they prep meals. Recommended soft drink ban placed on latter not former

— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) March 16, 2013

Thank you. RT @rkylesmith: We tire of saying this: BIG GULPS NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED IN NYC. 7-11s aren’t city-regulated. #CPAC2013

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) March 16, 2013

@buzzfeedandrew @rkylesmith Which, from what I study, is a component of exactly what managed to get arbitrary and capricious.

— Brennan Monaco (@Brennan) March 16, 2013

@brennan @buzzfeedandrew yes, absolutely. Also would have privileged a big nationwide biz over in your area possessed mom and pop shops

— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) March 16, 2013

Fortune explains:

Bloomberg’s plan pertains to restaurants and delis, but it doesn’t cover supermarkets and convenience shops like 7-Elevens because they’re not managed by the Board of Health, which grades the quality of businesses where significantly more than 50per cent of yearly product sales result from meals for immediate consumption. The State Department of Agriculture and advertising regulates convenience shops. This could seem like an arbitrary technicality, but it’s a lot more than that. Bloomberg’s policy got the okay through the Board of wellness, whose users were appointed because of the mayor.

Regardless, liberals had been nervous to pounce on Palin’s “gaffe.” We can’t verify the following aren’t parody accounts.

This is how ignorant Sarah Palin is: huge Gulps were exempt from Bloomberg’s soft drink ban: finance.fortune.cnn.com/2013/03/13/sod… #CPAC2013 #p2

— David Badash (@davidbadash) March 16, 2013

She can’t actually an idiot right. MT @buzzfeedandrew: FYI, Big Gulp resistant to ban because 7-11 not susceptible to BOH. twitpic.com/cbviul

— Peter Capineri (@pcap) March 16, 2013

@jasonfebery She also mocked the NYC soft drink ban by-drinking a large Gulp. Which was exempt from the NYC ban. Realities aren’t the woman strong fit.

— Jed Sorokin-Altmann (@jedsalawyer) March 16, 2013

Sarah Palin drank away from a ‘Big Gulp’ at CPAC today – 7-11’s would-have-been exempt under Bloomberg’s soda ban- Bullseye again Sarah

— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) March 16, 2013

https://twitter.com/pnuts_mama/status/313014148898377729

Got that? Folks are dying every day from sweet drinks, so Bloomberg bans all of them in portions bigger than 16 oz., then adds that absolutely nothing can end you from buying two if you’d like even more. If the restaurant you’re in can’t offer you that lethal huge cola, you can buy one from 7-Eleven next-door. Oh, and Palin’s the idiot.

Libs countering CPAC/Palin Big Gulp motif with fact that Bloomberg’s ban didn’t affect 7/11 are lacking the idea.

— Hunter Buckworth (@HunterBuckworth) March 16, 2013

Editor’s note: This post has been amended to clarify that Kyle Smith is certainly not among “libs” to which the name refers. whilst it had not been our objective to declare that Smith is a liberal, we apologize for just about any misunderstanding.

This Is What People Really Think Of 15 Famous Scientists, According To Google Search

Apparently, a lot of people want to bone David Attenborough.

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1. The only thing that’s true on this list is Time Lord. Bill Nye is a Time Lord.

2. Carl Sagan is in hell, obviously.

3. Haters gonna hate.

4. At least everybody loves Hadfield.

5. Well that would be the biggest plot twist ever.

6. Go get him ladies (and fellows)!

7. Depressing.

8. Oh dear.

9. Judging by this picture, I’d wager “no” to the last question.

10. Nobody knows who any female scientists are.

11. Um…no.

12. Hopefully the last one is not her greatest claim to fame.

13. Stephen Hawking is terrified of NOTHING.

14. Obviously.

15. Sorry ladies, he’s been dead for over a century.

Meredith (now 10 years-old) wrote the letter to God when she was but 4. She wanted her little dog to be taken care of in heaven.

To her (and her mother’s) surprise, days later after mailing the letter Meredith received a reply.