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If a diary is proof of Christie corruption, S.E. Cupp has big wedding news

http://twitter.com/#!/NathanWurtzel/status/424544322269085698

Aww. So close, yet so far.

Over the weekend, Hoboken, New Jersey, Mayor Dawn Zimmer told MSNBC that Gov. Chris Christie’s administration held Sandy relief funds hostage to pressure her to approve a redevelopment deal. Her proof? In May 2013 she says she documented what a big ol’ meany Christie is … in her handwritten diary.

http://twitter.com/#!/dawnzimmernj/status/424692820411432960

What respectable diary doesn’t have a lock and lovingly scrawled hearts, stars and unicorns?

http://twitter.com/#!/DanOBGYN/status/425452441245847552

Zimmer’s diary could mean a major life development for “Crossfire” co-host S.E. Cupp.

http://twitter.com/#!/secupp/status/425435378514796545 http://twitter.com/#!/SconsetCapital/status/425435639723474944

Actress Stacey Dash found Cupp’s tweet retweet-worthy.

http://twitter.com/#!/REALStaceyDash/status/425439201329680384

But Cupp may have thrown down some fightin’ words in that tweet.

http://twitter.com/#!/rglennnall/status/425436861121568768

Uh oh.

As for Mayor Zimmer, we’ll just leave this August 2013 flashback right here:

http://twitter.com/#!/dawnzimmernj/status/369877512895356928

"Christie is the greatest evarrrrr!!1!"

"Hey we'll give you tons of air time if you bash him."

"Zomg look what my diary says!"— drew (@FigDrewton) January 18, 2014

Hey, a public tweet is no diary.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/21/if-hoboken-mayors-diary-is-proof-of-christie-corruption-s-e-cupp-has-some-big-wedding-news/

‘Dude, knock it off’: Ezra Klein celebrates WH’s awesome Syria ‘strategy’

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/377503409496403968

Nancy Pelosi isn’t the only one marveling at the Obama administration’s “strength” on Syria. Journo-doofus Ezra Klein has a swooning couch of his own:

http://twitter.com/#!/ezraklein/status/377503017953533953

Durrrrrrrrr.

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/377503776334028800 http://twitter.com/#!/TomMcCammon/status/377504890551291904 http://twitter.com/#!/Brand_Allen/status/377504188432789504 http://twitter.com/#!/BearingArmsCom/status/377504749605502976

Clearly Ezra’s had enough:

http://twitter.com/#!/VodkaPundit/status/377505173242773504

Heh.

http://twitter.com/#!/NancyDockins/status/377506551444951041

Yep:

http://twitter.com/#!/LDoren/status/377503714740695040

The depth of Klein’s lapdoggery is truly inconceivable.

http://twitter.com/#!/ShovelReadyArug/status/377508404643651584 http://twitter.com/#!/VodkaPundit/status/377505323507912704

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Update:

Ezra’s back for more:

http://twitter.com/#!/ezraklein/status/377510840116973568

Serious, you guys.

http://twitter.com/#!/justkarl/status/377511723734822912 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/377511637638336513

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Ezra Klein

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/10/dude-knock-it-off-lapdog-ezra-klein-celebrates-white-houses-awesome-syria-strategy/

Lockheed bows to administration, delays layoff notices until after election

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/252954369883000833

ABC News is reporting that Lockheed Martin has dropped its plan to warn thousands of workers of impending layoffs, at least until after the election.

As Twitchy reported, the Office of Management and Budget on Friday sent revised guidance to defense contractors, saying that the government would pick up the legal costs incurred if they chose to ignore the WARN Act, which requires employers to give 60 days’ notice before a mass layoff or plant closing. In a statement, Lockheed acknowledged in a statement that the “allowable and recoverable” legal costs played a factor:

We will not issue sequestration-related WARN notices this year. The additional guidance offered important new information about the potential timing of DOD actions under sequestration, indicating that DOD anticipates no contract actions on or about 2 January, 2013, and that any action to adjust funding levels on contracts as a result of sequestration would likely not occur for several months after 2 Jan. The additional guidance further ensures that, if contract actions due to sequestration were to occur, our employees would be provided the protection of the WARN Act and that the costs of this protection would be allowable and recoverable.

@jaketapper that's illegal, isn't it?

— Elizabeth Scalia (@TheAnchoress) October 2, 2012

@jaketapper Sen Graham says that is illegal. Is it?

— Karen Townsend (@penguinponders) October 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/Dianne93101/status/252974404852658176

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/252958956706742273

Lockheed Martin has now agreed not 2send layoff notices, thus violating the WARN Act. The Obama Admin has successfully bribed them. IMPEACH.

— KJack (@DrKC4) October 2, 2012

HIDE THE DECLINE: At White House Request, Lockheed Martin Drops Plan to Issue Layoff Notices. http://t.co/inZCZETj via @instapundit

— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) October 2, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/01/lockheed-martin-bows-to-administration-delays-layoff-notices-until-after-election/

This Jimmy Kimmel endorsement of Lena Dunham and ‘incest and abuse’ is sick

http://twitter.com/#!/RMMcGill/status/529304300020056064

Except you can’t shame the sickening and shameless. Take a look at this repugnant tweet by Jimmy Kimmel, defending Lena Dunham who is appropriately under fire for passages in her brand-new book that some allege describe Dunham’s sexual punishment of her younger cousin.

Outrageous. Vile, heal thyself.

Ding, ding, ding.

A concern for Kimmel:

Just what state you, sicko?

And an exit advice:

Amen.

Associated:

‘Didn’t anyone say … ’: Dana Perino puzzled by element of Lena Dunham memoir controversy

Why did Lena Dunham cancel book trip stops in Belgium and Germany? Any guesses?

Exactly how did reviewers who lauded Lena Dunham’s rape survivor chapter ‘miss’ molestation story?

‘i’m unwell’: It’s not only ‘right wing’ interrupted by Lena Dunham’s story about ‘being a strange 7 year old’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/11/03/vile-this-jimmy-kimmel-endorsement-of-lena-dunham-and-incest-and-abuse-is-beyond-enraging/

Saints re-sign Marques Colston

http://twitter.com/#!/JayGlazer/status/179607872123047937

The NFL free agent market opens up today and we can already take one big name off the list of potential stars looking for a new home. The New Orleans Saints have agreed to a brand new 5-year-deal with one of Drew Brees’ favorite targets Marques Colston.

Brees has been publicly unsatisfied with the team’s choice to place the franchise tag on him. Maybe this move will help make him a little happier.

Colston off the market now. Really like his game. The other Saints WR though, Meachem, not as big of a fan.

— Alen Dumonjić (@Dumonjic_Alen) March 13, 2012

Colston re-ups for 5 years in NO. Best fit for both sides. Colston is a huge weapon over the middle for the Saints

— Pro Football Focus (@PFF) March 13, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/13/saints-re-sign-marques-colston/

Obama implies that Obamacare individual mandate is a tax

http://twitter.com/#!/mollyesque/status/223935788252020736

While discussing Obamacare’s individual mandate in Roanoke, Va., today, President Barack Obama said, “If you have health insurance, you’re not getting hit with a tax.” The obvious conclusion is that if you don’t have health insurance, you will get hit with a tax.

Oh Barack, now you’ve tossed Twitter into a tizzy:

Admits it is a tax, not a penalty? RT @mollyesque: Obama: "If you have health insurance, you're not getting hit with a tax."

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) July 14, 2012

@BuzzFeedAndrew Sounded that way, didn't it?

— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) July 14, 2012

And the Obamabots are upset we’re even talking about such a thing! Leave King Barry alone!

@BuzzFeedAndrew I've never seen such a dumb word game consume our politics and media. Well, except maybe the "czars."

— Zachary Pleat (@zpleat) July 14, 2012

Meanwhile, conservatives add a little commentary on Obama’s rhetorical bumbling:

and if you don't…you are RT @mollyesque: Obama: "If you have health insurance, you're not getting hit with a tax."

— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) July 14, 2012

It must be tough for Obama to keep track of all the taxes he wishes he could impose on America  — he said as far back as 2009 that Obamacare was “absolutely not a tax increase.” Even the leftist dimwits at ThinkProgress can’t get it straight. And somewhere orbiting another universe, Donna Brazile has tried and failed to relabel it a “wellness penalty.”  Good luck with that.

(Video courtesy of Buzzfeed.)

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/13/obama-implies-that-obamacare-individual-mandate-is-a-tax/