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Aww. So close, yet so far.
Over the weekend, Hoboken, New Jersey, Mayor Dawn Zimmer told MSNBC that Gov. Chris Christie’s administration held Sandy relief funds hostage to pressure her to approve a redevelopment deal. Her proof? In May 2013 she says she documented what a big ol’ meany Christie is … in her handwritten diary.
http://twitter.com/#!/dawnzimmernj/status/424692820411432960What respectable diary doesn’t have a lock and lovingly scrawled hearts, stars and unicorns?
http://twitter.com/#!/DanOBGYN/status/425452441245847552Zimmer’s diary could mean a major life development for “Crossfire” co-host S.E. Cupp.
http://twitter.com/#!/secupp/status/425435378514796545 http://twitter.com/#!/SconsetCapital/status/425435639723474944Actress Stacey Dash found Cupp’s tweet retweet-worthy.
http://twitter.com/#!/REALStaceyDash/status/425439201329680384But Cupp may have thrown down some fightin’ words in that tweet.
http://twitter.com/#!/rglennnall/status/425436861121568768Uh oh.
As for Mayor Zimmer, we’ll just leave this August 2013 flashback right here:
http://twitter.com/#!/dawnzimmernj/status/369877512895356928"Christie is the greatest evarrrrr!!1!"
"Hey we'll give you tons of air time if you bash him."
"Zomg look what my diary says!"— drew (@FigDrewton) January 18, 2014
Hey, a public tweet is no diary.
Nancy Pelosi isn’t the only one marveling at the Obama administration’s “strength” on Syria. Journo-doofus Ezra Klein has a swooning couch of his own:
http://twitter.com/#!/ezraklein/status/377503017953533953Durrrrrrrrr.
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/377503776334028800 http://twitter.com/#!/TomMcCammon/status/377504890551291904 http://twitter.com/#!/Brand_Allen/status/377504188432789504 http://twitter.com/#!/BearingArmsCom/status/377504749605502976Clearly Ezra’s had enough:
http://twitter.com/#!/VodkaPundit/status/377505173242773504Heh.
http://twitter.com/#!/NancyDockins/status/377506551444951041Yep:
http://twitter.com/#!/LDoren/status/377503714740695040The depth of Klein’s lapdoggery is truly inconceivable.
http://twitter.com/#!/ShovelReadyArug/status/377508404643651584 http://twitter.com/#!/VodkaPundit/status/377505323507912704***
Update:
Ezra’s back for more:
http://twitter.com/#!/ezraklein/status/377510840116973568Serious, you guys.
http://twitter.com/#!/justkarl/status/377511723734822912 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/377511637638336513***
Related:
ABC News is reporting that Lockheed Martin has dropped its plan to warn thousands of workers of impending layoffs, at least until after the election.
As Twitchy reported, the Office of Management and Budget on Friday sent revised guidance to defense contractors, saying that the government would pick up the legal costs incurred if they chose to ignore the WARN Act, which requires employers to give 60 days’ notice before a mass layoff or plant closing. In a statement, Lockheed acknowledged in a statement that the “allowable and recoverable” legal costs played a factor:
We will not issue sequestration-related WARN notices this year. The additional guidance offered important new information about the potential timing of DOD actions under sequestration, indicating that DOD anticipates no contract actions on or about 2 January, 2013, and that any action to adjust funding levels on contracts as a result of sequestration would likely not occur for several months after 2 Jan. The additional guidance further ensures that, if contract actions due to sequestration were to occur, our employees would be provided the protection of the WARN Act and that the costs of this protection would be allowable and recoverable.
@jaketapper that's illegal, isn't it?
— Elizabeth Scalia (@TheAnchoress) October 2, 2012
@jaketapper Sen Graham says that is illegal. Is it?
— Karen Townsend (@penguinponders) October 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/Dianne93101/status/252974404852658176
https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/252958956706742273
Lockheed Martin has now agreed not 2send layoff notices, thus violating the WARN Act. The Obama Admin has successfully bribed them. IMPEACH.
— KJack (@DrKC4) October 2, 2012
HIDE THE DECLINE: At White House Request, Lockheed Martin Drops Plan to Issue Layoff Notices. http://t.co/inZCZETj via @instapundit
— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) October 2, 2012

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Except you can’t shame the sickening and shameless. Take a look at this repugnant tweet by Jimmy Kimmel, defending Lena Dunham who is appropriately under fire for passages in her brand-new book that some allege describe Dunham’s sexual punishment of her younger cousin.
Outrageous. Vile, heal thyself.
Ding, ding, ding.
A concern for Kimmel:
Just what state you, sicko?
And an exit advice:
Amen.
Associated:
‘Didn’t anyone say … ’: Dana Perino puzzled by element of Lena Dunham memoir controversy
Why did Lena Dunham cancel book trip stops in Belgium and Germany? Any guesses?
Exactly how did reviewers who lauded Lena Dunham’s rape survivor chapter ‘miss’ molestation story?

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