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Frankie Boyle educates (and insults) President after Obama’s Tribute to the Queen

http://twitter.com/#!/DanielHolland31/status/210687026318675970

When President Barack Obama gave an emotional tribute to the Queen for the Diamond Jubilee, he made sure to mention just how special it was that while prime ministers and presidents were constantly changing, the Queen’s reign “had endured.”

Well, if you think about it, there’s a pretty simple explanation for that one, and it’s not that special at all. Frankie Boyle got on his Twitter to give Obama a little lesson on English politics:

Obama said that while presidents and prime ministers had come and gone, the Queen had endured.That’s because you can vote for them you prick

— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) June 7, 2012

He’s got a point, Mr. President. Just how incredulous can a reign be when the only chance of it being lost is death? Are we to simply marvel at the fact that the Queen evades death day by day?

The rest of us had already had this one figured out, and a few chose to spit venom of their own about Obama:

@frankieboyle obama is a prick

— imran zakir (@imranzakir) June 7, 2012

@frankieboyle To think people called George W Bush stupid! Obama = thick cunt!

— ! (@draxmcg) June 7, 2012

@frankieboyle it's US that have endured!

— Gerry McLaughlin (@GerryMcLaughlin) June 7, 2012

@frankieboyle yeah but look who we voted for!

— sexual health N.I. (@sexhealthNI) June 7, 2012

Just what pointless title will he praise next?

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/07/frankie-boyle-educates-and-insults-president-after-obamas-tribute-to-the-queen/

Iowahawk spots most dangerous aspect of scrapped ‘Let’s Move’ postage stamps

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/388669471562285056

Ha!

As Twitchy posted yesterday, the United States Postal Service announced an entire run of stamps inspired by Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” program would be destroyed because some of the stamps depict allegedly “unsafe” acts, such as a child doing a handstand without wearing a helmet.

However, Iowahawk caught a danger the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition failed to notice: What if kids tried to emulate the stamps by removing their own faces:

letsmovestamps

The good news:

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/388669812273975296

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/11/face-less-threat-iowahawk-spots-most-dangerous-aspect-of-scrapped-lets-move-postage-stamps/