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Why is ‘Tyler the Creator’ trending?

http://twitter.com/#!/marissakildow/status/184172033247158272

The controversial rapper/producer (whose most recent incendiary concert was shut down by Boston police) has a new show on the Cartoon Network.

It’s called “Loiter Squad.”

Odd Future capped off an interesting week of promoting their brand new album with the debut of the anticipated comedy show “Loiter Squad.”

The show premiered last night (March 25) at 11:30 p.m. ET during Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim programming block. The show centers primarily on OF de facto leader Tyler, the Creator, Jasper Dolphin, Taco and Lionel Boyce. Fans can expect to see familiar characters like Thurnis Haley, the golf-loving whack job that Tyler played to promote his 2011 Goblin album.

“Thurnis gonna be on there, he got a couple of skits, but it’s mostly about me, though,” Jasper said jokingly when the crew appeared on “RapFix Live” on Wednesday.”It’s like what I do on my day. I wake up, I take a shower, I eat and then you see them in the background.”

To put the show together, the Wolf Gang hooked up with Dickhouse Productions, the same company responsible for MTV’s hit series “Jackass.”

Kids today.

Twitter reaction was…mixed:

Am I the only one who love Tyler The Creator?

— cam (@punkg0espop) March 26, 2012

Tyler The Creator should not sing!!!

— DJ Raekwon (@RecanRasheed) March 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/Pure_Athleate/status/184170424668651520

tyler the creator is such a creep

— Da'Nae (@DuhthatsNae) March 26, 2012

Loiter Squad just came on Cartoon Network. Why have I never known about this show? I think Tyler the Creator is HILARIOUS.

— awkward connoisseur. (@RaychJackson) March 26, 2012

I cannot believe how terrible this Tyler the Creator "Loiter Squad" show is.

— Who's bad? CarlzBAD (@CarlzBAD) March 26, 2012

Nancy Pelosi says Obama’s never done anything for political reasons

http://twitter.com/#!/frankthorpNBC/status/312294180762304512

How does House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi keep a straight face while saying things like this? Don’t answer that; just rest assured that you’re not the only one laughing. But first, can we get a second source to confirm that she actually said that she doesn’t believe Obama’s ever done anything for political reasons?

Pelosi on Obama: I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.

— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) March 14, 2013

What was she talking about? Does it even matter?

Hahahahahahahahaha RT @chadpergram: Pelosi on Obama: I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.

— LizziCampbell (@lizzicampbell) March 14, 2013

Needed a good laugh today RT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”

— Andrew Malcolm (@andrewlmalcolm) March 14, 2013

Have to throw a flag on that. RT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”

— David Pleasant (@dpleasant) March 14, 2013

Did the room break up in laughter? MT @frankthorpnbc Pelosi said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”

— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) March 14, 2013

Did everyone laugh? Loudly? RT @frankthorpnbc Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”

— RB (@RBPundit) March 14, 2013

that’s just beyond laughable RT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”

— NRCC (@NRCC) March 14, 2013

Oh wow. Just…wowRT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”

— John Simonetti (@jmsimonetti1) March 14, 2013

“@chadpergram Pelosi on Obama: I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.” i just spit out my water.funniest thing all day

— Alicia McAfee (@lish47) March 14, 2013

@chadpergram hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, she wasn’t serious was she?

— steve childers (@chilly149) March 14, 2013

@chadpergram She is a national treasure. A towering intellect unequaled in human history.And so honest too!Nice job San Francisco.

— Rex Collins (@RC9511) March 14, 2013

Brave Kids In The 90's..

Favorite memories

http://twitter.com/#!/ThisDopeKid/status/210535427935977473

Tweeps decided to let everybody in on some of their favorite memories tonight. So many tweeps, in fact, that #MyFavoriteMemory became a worldwide trending topic. Let’s take a look into the collective consciousness that is a nostalgic hashtag.

#MyFavoriteMemory when our hands touched by accident. After that i knew that u were the one for me

— Eagles 1-0 (@JactionJ) June 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/MerlisaJayne/status/210533104631291905

#MyFavoriteMemory hanging with my great grandma watching soaps and eating pimento N cheese sandwiches playing Rook 🙂

— Pimento Cheese (@pimentocheese) June 7, 2012

#MyFavoriteMemory Waking up early to watch cartoons, playing outside all day, and sleepovers with your best friends. The joys of childhood!

— Wallflower. (@whoisjayflowers) June 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/YerAWizard_/status/210533817499389953

#MyFavoriteMemory Standing on stage, mic in hand, feeling the hot lights on my skin.

— Sloane Skylar (@SloaneSkylar) June 7, 2012

#MyFavoriteMemory my holidays at my grand-parents' summer house as a kid 🙂 #Freedom

— Nolwenn (@JustNolwenn) June 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/MachineGunJake/status/210539292995502080

#MyFavoriteMemory all the ones I shared with my Mom ❤ especially that last weekend we spent before she went to be with God❤🙏

— coric (@CheyMin) June 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/Tatted_Up_Libra/status/210544291762810880

https://twitter.com/HalfBlood_Alex/status/210544287560122369

KFC’s official account even got in on the action.

#MyFavoriteMemory: Anyone have a good KFC memory to share?

— KFC (@kfc) June 7, 2012

@kfc_colonel My first Famous Bowl. 🙂

— B♡BBY (@FettaWorldPeace) June 7, 2012

@kfc_colonel I can't choose #MyFavoriteMemory. Every moment eating #KFC is special!

— Richard Allan Aquino (@asnallar) June 7, 2012

#MyFavoriteMemory was when I first had a delicious pot pie made by @kfc_colonel. It was the same day I found out the polyp was benign.

— Cold C. Combo (@TheColdCutCombo) June 7, 2012

Obama superfan Katy Perry offers to write Hillary Clinton ‘theme song’

http://twitter.com/#!/katyperry/status/480105360452104193

Katy Perry, the singer just who campaigned for President Obama in 2012 dressed as a filled-in ballot for Obama/Biden admission, isn’t wasting any moment picking a favorite when you look at the 2016 campaign.

Appearing with a copy of “Hard Choices,” Perry told Hillary Clinton that she’d write this lady a “theme song” if she needed one.

http://twitter.com/#!/prismaticwitch/status/480105435358175232

Good concern. Bimbo eruptions? Cattle futures? Benghazi?

http://twitter.com/#!/UCFH/status/480105822781849600

We knew you’re You’re going to come to me And here you might be However better pick very carefully ‘Cause we, I’m effective at something Of everything

Hey, that actually does sorts of work.

Oh, my: Katy Perry sings for Obama/Biden in exudate ballot gown

‘Credible governmental spokesperson’ Katy Perry promotions for Obama in ‘Forward’ dress

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/20/obama-superfan-katy-perry-offers-to-write-hillary-clinton-theme-song/

I Thought His Idea To Do This With No Money Was Ridiculous. But It Turned Out AWESOME.

I think just about every boy dreams of building his very own secret base. That’s exactly what reddit user kahnuck did. Except he’s not a kid any more, nor did he decide to build this shack as a secret base to discuss how icky girls are. He built this amazingly affordable shack on his parent’s land using pretty much nothing but scrap wood and metal he gathered from the surrounding area. Only buying a few things from a local store. But all of this begs the question, why?

“So I started building a shack three summers ago on my parents property. I had no previous building experience, and no real plan.”

“The logs were harvested from wind-fallen trees around the property. I bought some 2×4’s to frame the skeleton of the structure, and some concrete blocks to prop the structure up off the ground.”

“In hindsight I should have turned the roof beams on edge in order to maximize load-bearing capacity.”

“I finally returned home this summer, and decided to continue tinkering with the shack. I picked up a window and door for five dollars each, and was able to get some scrap metal roofing from a family friend who just completed building her own log cabin. I randomly started infilling the walls with logs collected from around my parents eighteen acre property.”

“I found another wooden door and a lot of miscellaneous pieces of wood from a local scrap yard. The more you reuse, the more affordable making a structure like this can be. My mom and aunt decided to “spruce up my shack” by adding the colorful solar-powered lights…”

“The shack also benefits from a large amount of evergreens being conveniently located on it’s north side – somewhat sheltering it from prevailing winds.”

“I decided I wanted to add a look-out tower to the eastern side of my shack. There are a few local shipbuilders in the area who dump a lot of their scrap wood off on an old, rarely used, historic road. Luckily for me, most of the wood is still in great shape – the entire tower is built from that salvaged wood. I used old tire rims to prop the ladder and tower posts up off the ground, to minimize water damage and rot. “

“I decided to spend some money and get a few packs of cedar shingles to cover the outer walls of the shack. In total it took three bundles, at twenty dollars per bundle. Normally you only expose five inches of the shingle, but I exposed six-and-a-half inches in order to stretch the shingles as much as possible. I was reluctant to put any more money into this thing, but I decided the functionality this provides would make it a worthy investment.”

“I secured some sturdy logs to the tower in order to increase its stability and strength.”

“While I was building the shack, my parents were working on an outhouse. I was able to use a lot of their scraps to start filling in around the windows.”

“By attaching these thin strips of wood to the back of the structure, it gave me a secure and level surface to attach the cedar shingles to. I used a staple gun to attach the shingles to the wood strips.”

“Using logs found around the property, I started building a front overhang. The front posts are propped off the ground with bricks.”

“I decided the tower needed more secure ladders. Using a level and measuring tape, I marked along the logs at one-foot intervals where a notch would be cut for the step. After sawing along the markings, I notched out small piece of wood with a hammer and chisel. Lastly, I slid the steps into the notched out spaces, and secured them down with screws.”

“I painted the corner posts and bottom boards with fisherman paint I found in my parents basement. The cedar shingles should last untreated for decades, but the other wood isn’t as hardy, and needs some added protection.”

“I decided to cover the front overhang with a double layer of clear plastic – this provides shelter at the front of the shack, while still allowing light into the shack. The gap between plastic sheeting and metal roofing is covered by more scrap metal.”

“In the woods beside the old historic road, there was also a large pile of old lobster traps. I salvaged a bunch of wire mesh from them, and used it to reinforce the plastic sheeting. I also framed some of the wire mesh and used it as walls on the tower – it allows the wind to pass through the structure without shaking the whole thing.”

“Interior tower facing wall, nothing pretty.”

“The floor is composed of a few layers of sand and some square chunks of cement I salvaged from the lobster traps.”

“Western windowed wall.”

This is the finished product. It might not be fancy, but for a cost of almost $0…I’ll take it! He even built a nice bench out front to sit on. 🙂

Gotta say, as a kid this was my dream, to build a shack and tower exactly like that. Except I’d probably have called it the Secret Fort of Doom or something equally cheesy. Good to see someone is living every kid’s dream. Next step, to become a Ninja Turtle and eat pizza for breakfast every day. Source

Every time I see an amazing AMA [FIXED]

Hey, President Obama, you know what’s #stillaBFD?

http://twitter.com/#!/jzoinks/status/218719408296693760

Yesterday the Obama campaign celebrated the Supreme Court’s Obamacare ruling in the classiest way possible — by hawking campaign gear that proudly proclaims that Obamacare is “still a BFD.”

Even Uncle Joe omitted the “F” from his BFD reference.

Today’s decision is a really big – important – deal. Find out what it means for you: http://t.co/fSApvV13 –VP

— Vice President Biden (@VP) June 28, 2012

Apparently he didn’t get the memo that “BFD” is now an Obama-approved acronym.

While the White House gloats over its victory at the expense of the American people, conservatives pointed out that there are plenty of things that are an even bigger effing deal. #stillaBFD isn’t trending yet, but it should be.

#Obamatax is #StillaBFD #FullRepeal

— David Swanson (@dswanson77) June 29, 2012

Brian Terry was killed with a gun sold by Eric Holder. #stillaBFD

— Doc (@Doc_68W_) June 29, 2012

$15.8T in debt #StillABFD

— Matthew Willbanks (@mvwillbanks) June 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/RepublicanJD/status/218553383932538880

Stabbing #Israel in the back. #StillABFD #tcot #WAR

— Daniel Daly (@DeusVult1911) June 29, 2012

8.2% Unemployment #StillABFD

— Michi I. (@michi83) June 29, 2012

The Constitution. #stillaBFD

— Doc (@Doc_68W_) June 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/RepublicanJD/status/218556283433926656

First US credit downgrade in history #StillaBFD

— Jeanne (@jzoinks) June 29, 2012

And that barely cracks the BFD surface. Keep ‘em coming, Twitchy readers!

Hat tip: @jzoinks

Drudge headlines, quote put rodeo clown flap in snarky nutshell [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/TheBrandonMorse/status/367647947514589184

Snark-tastic.

http://twitter.com/#!/L_Wheels/status/367656498077249537

Yep. Distressingly so.

As Twitchy has reported, the outcry over the Obama-mask-wearing rodeo clown has been full of idiocy. How dare anyone slightly mock The One? Because racist! Or whatever. Serious You Guys!

Other Twitter users, including the always great Dennis Miller, help sum it all up:

http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/367512664936701953 http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/367520230286692352 http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/367528181202296832 http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/367515119455961088

Heh.

Forward!

Priorities: NAACP wants Eric Holder, Secret Service to probe rodeo clown thoroughly

Free speech win! In response to rodeo clown crisis, Glenn Beck offers #MockObamaDay [pics]

Truth in comedy! Dennis Miller spots the difference between Obama and a rodeo clown

‘Crisis averted’: Mo. State Fair permanently bans Obama mask-wearing rodeo clown

Smash! Dana Loesch pulverizes Dems, media over #MOStateFair racist rodeo clown idiocy

Claire McCaskill calls rodeo event featuring clown in Obama mask ‘shameful’; Some blame Tea Party

Because racist! Actor James Woods slams Obama, race-baiters with one hilarious pic

Full Twitchy coverage of Drudge

Full Twitchy coverage of Dennis Miller

MacCallum: School canceled at sign of ‘1st snowflake’ but not for Ebola?

http://twitter.com/#!/countryokie1/status/518006380683206656

A man from Liberia remains hospitalized with Ebola in Dallas, Texas, the people in an apartment where he had been staying are being quarantined (kind of), and about 100 people who had contact with the infected man are being monitored.

What about area schools? Martha MacCallum had a priorities question:

Explain to me why we cancel school at the 1st snowflake, but not for #Ebola ? Who loses if the Texas school takes a few days off?

— martha maccallum (@marthamaccallum) October 3, 2014

Are authorities simply not taking the threat seriously enough?

@marthamaccallum Snow does not transform America. . . when will media get it?

— Sarah Moore (@LooneyTunes002) October 3, 2014

@marthamaccallum That would be admitting we got a potentially BIG problem. Allot of citizen may die of Ebola cause by PoliticalCorrectness

— Daniel Foynes (@DanielFoynes) October 3, 2014

@marthamaccallum I don't buy Dr Frieden analysis. CDC doesn't know as much as they think about it. He spins as a politician and is guessing

— Kevin Northcutt (@northcutt2013) October 3, 2014

@marthamaccallum people need to do what is best for their child and not what is best for the schools funding..

— Barbara Carr (@BeYourselfBarb) October 3, 2014

@marthamaccallum Parents should not send their kids to school. None!

— molcuta (@molcuta) October 3, 2014

@marthamaccallum so true . I live here at ground zero and Martha , people are really scared to send their little ones to school.

— Ed Butowsky (@EdButowsky) October 3, 2014

Ebola concerns may not have prompted area school closings, but weather has:

@marthamaccallum Agree! Some Dallas schools are closed today do to power outages,blessing in disquise.Too many ppl downplaying Ebola risk

— brandi (@itsjustboo) October 3, 2014

@marthamaccallum @JaniceDean says lots of Dallas schools closed bcuz storms. Maybe God closed the schools bcuz the superintendent wouldn't?

— Exozone (@Exozone) October 3, 2014

@marthamaccallum mother nature did just that. Dallas ISD closed today. Power outage from big storms yesterday

— Randy Maxwell (@Maxhawk4) October 3, 2014

41 Dallas ISD schools are without power this morning…here is the list http://t.co/iCZDIkcTV4 http://t.co/zL4tgSlfkx

— Tempestt Moore (@tcmoore26) October 3, 2014

News chopper caught Ebola clean-up crew; Um. Notice anything missing? (It’s enraging) [photo]

Mia Farrow: US is ‘SO unprepared’ for Ebola

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