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These 15 Brutally Honest Notes From Kids Are Hilarious.. And Threatening. Watch Your Back Around #5!
“Kids say the darndest things” is a saying for a reason. Although they may look adorable with their tiny shoes and pig tails, every child is just a tiny adult that will remember if you’ve wronged them. They can get embarrassed, get surprised… or even get even. The funny part is, though, they are just going to write sloppily in crayon when they want to “send a message.” And it’s so adorable.
1. That’s cold, kid.
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2. Well, honesty is probably a virtue.
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3. The real question is this: DID she fart?
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4. The kid has a point.
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5. Woah. Hey, man, I don’t want any trouble…
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6. I think someone likes drama.
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7. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t.
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8. The buckets of tears lets you know he is serious.
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9. THANKS, MOM.
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10. That’s not embarrassing or anything.
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11. His mom has a cookie problem. And he knows it.
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12. Does threatening Santa put you on the naughty list?
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13. Yikes, that girl can really sling ’em when she is mad.
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14. I hope this dad got the message.
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15. Never cross this kid. Ever.
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Hey, I love kids, but I just learned that I’m never going to get on one’s bad side. They know more than I think (and won’t hesitate to poop on yards). Source: Daily Mail If this made you laugh, share it with friends!
A Kid Fell Asleep During Father's Day
Me And Girlfriend Viewing A Horror Movie
This Might Just Be The Most Adorable Children’s Argument Ever. Too Cute!
Kindergarten teacher Tara Willmott decided to film a few of her children when they began to adorably debate the weather (if it was raining or simply just sprinkling). She had no idea just how viral the video would get, ranking up nearly 8 million view on YouTube in a week.
When you watch their little argument though, it’s easy to see why the video went so popular. Oh my goodness.
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(Soure: Tara Willmott)
I really love the little girl in the middle mediating. It’s like toddler divorce court.
Read more: http://viralnova.com/cute-kids-argument/
Kabul rocked by two blasts near U.S. embassy; Taliban reportedly claims responsibility
http://twitter.com/#!/Pressistan/status/415709670112641024
http://twitter.com/#!/AhMukhtar/status/415706693230936064
Reports streamed in across Twitter late on Christmas Eve that two blasts had shaken Kabul, Afghanistan not far from the U.S. Embassy.
http://twitter.com/#!/PressTV/status/415739438635835392 http://twitter.com/#!/BashirChoudhary/status/415741140957396992 http://twitter.com/#!/AfPak_Journo/status/415734219172614144According to one local journo, there’s been one arrest.
http://twitter.com/#!/EsmatKohsar/status/415707950721015808 http://twitter.com/#!/pineappleskip/status/415678536700407808 http://twitter.com/#!/fykkhorshid/status/415675793311014912 http://twitter.com/#!/MrShirinaqa/status/415704913352474624 http://twitter.com/#!/NasirAzizi1/status/415676304051027968The New York Times reports that the Taliban quickly claimed responsibility.
http://twitter.com/#!/nytimes/status/415742698247950336But will Susan Rice play the YouTube video blame game again?
http://twitter.com/#!/kickbackattack/status/415741788079804416An ABC News foreign editor in Kabul tweets that Afghanistan’s deputy interior minister for security has confirmed at least one rocket attack.
http://twitter.com/#!/WilliamsJon/status/415686759633403904Keep our troops and civilian personnel in Kabul in your Christmas prayers this morning.
http://twitter.com/#!/Brando_Baum/status/415690390323228673 http://twitter.com/#!/tinastullracing/status/415677569615142913
This Duck Is Having An Identity Crisis
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What Two Guys Just Did With A Big Mac Is Seriously Inspired. And Delicious.
It’s widely known that McDonald’s food isn’t the greatest for you. It’s full of processed ingredients, high sodium and the calorie count of the meals on their menu is typically much higher than 600. If you ordered a Big Mac meal with fries and a Coke? You’re looking at about 1,200 salty calories. That’s almost your entire daily limit.
Not only are these fast food meals unhealthy, but they’re also pretty sloppy when you finally pull them out of the bag. That’s why this Reddit user and his friend attempted to class up the Big Mac.
They decided to compete in the kitchen to make the fanciest Big Mac meal. The presentation upgrade might not fix the nutritional value, but they were certainly able to make it look awesome.
Each contestant was attempting to transform a Big Mac meal into something fancy.
This is what the available ingredients looked like, deconstructed.
They even divided the fries in half.
The first entry: 5 times cheeseburger with a potato tower, salad with sesame seed bun croutons & mac sauce garnish.
Another view of the delicious stacks.
The Coke was served alongside the meal in a wine glass.
The second entry: Big Mac mini shepherds pies with sesame seed crisps and a salad.
Which would you prefer?
(via Reddit)
Both final meals were way fancier than the average Big Mac you’d get at a drive-through restaurant. Since they split the meal, there was a little less food, but their creations were still impressively delicious.
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Conservatives hijack yet another liberal hashtag
http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/217423803377139712
It’s happened yet again.
Liberals created a hashtag to mock Mitt Romney. Conservatives saw the hashtag. Conservatives hijacked the hashtag.
Poor liberals. They never learn.
On the stove, according to Obama. RT @kaipluskim: #QuestionsThatStumpMitt should the dog stay under or on top of the car roof?
— Matt Dycus (@MattDycus) June 26, 2012
Why on God's green earth would someone STILL vote for Obama? #QuestionsThatStumpMitt
— Christian Warrior (@FreeAllCaptives) June 26, 2012
#QuestionsThatStumpMitt Why is showing ID to buy spray paint not racist when having to show ID to vote is?
— Fred Wimpy (@fredwimpy) June 26, 2012
#QuestionsThatStumpMitt When you exceed #Obama's job creation in the first year of your presidency how will you celebrate?
— Candi Taylor (@candi_taylor68) June 26, 2012
Why does Obama admire @BillMaher? #QuestionsThatStumpMitt #QuestionsThatSumpEveryone
— BreitTwit (@BreitTwit1) June 26, 2012
#QuestionsThatStumpMitt what does dog taste like?
— Casey Kim (@caseykim12) June 26, 2012
#QuestionsThatStumpMitt What part of the 2700 pages of #ObamaCare made sense to you?
— Allan Spurr (@alspurr) June 26, 2012
#QuestionsThatStumpObama Does your Teleprompter lie? #QuestionsThatStumpMitt Do the left have any morals?
— OceanShoresPatriot® (@osPatriot) June 26, 2012
What is Obama's greatest legacy to America? #QuestionsThatStumpMitt
— EllieP ن (@ElliePTweet) June 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/Darin_Driscoll/status/217437844854153216
#QuestionsThatStumpMitt Just how irresponsible was Congress to pass a massive healthcare bill without reading it first?
— Angie Mancuso (@AngieMancuso) June 26, 2012
"What's your web site number?" #QuestionsThatStumpMitt
— J D (@Jdkoa) June 26, 2012
#QuestionsThatStumpMitt Have you been to all 57 states?
— Matt Dycus (@MattDycus) June 26, 2012
#QuestionsThatStumpMitt – Do you plan on picking your VP as comic relief like the Obama did? May I suggest Carrot Top??
— In out the back door (@digitalPimple) June 26, 2012
Why do Hispanics support a president that has destroyed their economic future? #QuestionsThatStumpMitt
— Twain (@MaxTwain) June 26, 2012
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