Author: Leaman Ralph

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‘What the … what?’ This Windows 8.1 install option is hilarious [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/comradejoe2/status/427834381370019840

Haha, floppy disks! Oh wait …

http://twitter.com/#!/JontheGeekGuy/status/392300402257190912

Snicker.

Wow! The future is totally awesome!

http://twitter.com/#!/IamJoogle/status/427508823549435904

The hilarious and flabbergasting likely Photoshop is making the rounds again on Twitter. Terrible pirated install? Photoshop? Too funny to check? In any event, the result is many giggles.

http://twitter.com/#!/billmurphy/status/428188969835446272 http://twitter.com/#!/vrzone/status/427761611735314432 http://twitter.com/#!/jerrykuch/status/428032151859109888 http://twitter.com/#!/ericnakagawa/status/427995340902375424

And for the geek-mockery win:

http://twitter.com/#!/w0ts0n/status/427514501622398976

Gasping!

This Twitter user brings it all home:

http://twitter.com/#!/mdrache/status/428188656143052800

Oh dear.

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/428189233845501952

Am I The Only One Around Here

Shut Up And Take My Money Fry

400lb. Goliath Grouper Sneaks Up On A Fisherman And Fights For His Catch.

This freaky underwater footage was shot by a spear-fisherman’s wife, who had a GoPro Hero 3 camera attached to her diving suit. The couple were diving in about 80ft of water off the coast of Jupiter, Florida, when a huge 400lb. Goliath Grouper appeared. The giant fish swam up on the man and snatches a fish right off his spear.

If this happened to you, what would you do?

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWP8tpzKpKI?rel=0]

(Source: Arif Sabir)

I have always had an irrational fear of Groupers simply due to the size of their mouth, even though people assure me they are the “teddy bears of the ocean”. (At least this video seems to validate my fear to an extent.)

Share this thieving Grouper with your friends below.

Geraldo says topless selfie cost him place on university’s JFK panel

http://twitter.com/#!/GeraldoRivera/status/373491238327963648

Geraldo Rivera explained that he was just “harmlessly showing off” when he posted that semi-naked selfie to Twitter last month, but the ramifications of his tweet are still being felt. Could it be that his topless (and nearly bottomless) photo cost him his spot on Duquesne University’s international symposium on the Kennedy assassination?

Leave Geraldo alone!

http://twitter.com/#!/funcpl82/status/373496902182256640 http://twitter.com/#!/tweetontilt/status/373498748636524544

Yeah, that’s it.