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Who’s up for a stroll down Memory Lane? Because have we got a doozy for you:
http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/357520903137009664Ah, July 17, 2013. A day — and a tweet — that will live in infamy.
http://twitter.com/#!/Mootpoint21/status/390931439924936704Amazing.
http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390926764282609664Oh, Matt. Bless your heart.
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/390925156585328640 http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390927506762514432 http://twitter.com/#!/mflynny/status/390930412039450624 http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/390925341104959489True story! Ace clearly agrees:
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390924593596096512 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390924923704590336 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390925253011972097Because it’s just. That. Good.
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390926402230292480Ooo, baby!
Meanwhile, a question for Matt:
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390925676187877376And a futile search for accountability:
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929315572895745 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929611401334785 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929760248819712He’ll likely never admit to being dishonest and wrong, but there are just some things we know to be true:
http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390933607155376129Yep.
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Surprise! We totally didn’t see this coming:
http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/390954420575698944Derpity-derp.
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That’s a good prediction. As Twitchy readers know, slacktivist absurdity and hypocrisy abounded on Sunday during the “People’s Climate March.” Today they are taking it to Wall Street.
Climate protesters to 'flood' Wall Street on Monday http://t.co/fgZJjU2XRi
— Mike Hayes (@michaelhayes) September 21, 2014
Climate activists gather early in Lower Manhattan for the #FloodWallStreet action today. http://t.co/fITGicJC3M pic.twitter.com/ymHqopASpr
— Democracy Now! (@democracynow) September 22, 2014
Around 400 or 500 people at Battery Pk 4 #FloodWallStreet pic.twitter.com/wFS2itTDCY
— Joshua Holland (@JoshuaHol) September 22, 2014
#floodwallstreet @NaomiAKlein on the peoples mic as the crowd gathers! pic.twitter.com/5DscGU1JpF
— Changes Everything (@thischanges) September 22, 2014
Sign at #FloodWallStreet: "Stop Climate Chaos!" pic.twitter.com/xWn5aubVrT
— Tim Eastman (@TimBEastman) September 22, 2014
So far #FloodWallStreet has a block party atmosphere. People are excited and friendly. #newyorkcity pic.twitter.com/ydpPHrtYwP
— Hrag (@hragv) September 22, 2014
Pic from my dad, who's at #floodwallstreet today pic.twitter.com/vDZtHp2MP6
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) September 22, 2014
Sigh.
But remember this from Sunday’s march?
#PeopleClimateMarch looks like they just relocated from the "Occupy Wall Street" sites…same faces, amount of garbage and hypocrisy #tcot
— Mark Kaczmarek (@CoachKacz) September 21, 2014
Yep. The hypocrites predictably left piles of rubbish. Is THAT what they plan? To “flood Wall Street” with trash.
“@msnbc: Thousands descend on Wall Street to protest…climate change: http://t.co/rtGIjuLh3g” LEAVING GARBAGE TO SET CAUSE BACK BY 10 YRS!
— Derek T McKinney (@DerekTMcKinney) September 22, 2014
Sorry “THE CAUSE”!!! Will it happen again? Stay tuned! (Spoiler: Of course it will.)
Related:
‘Hey @LeoDiCaprio you going to sweep up?’ Climate marchers leave behind piles of trash
In case you missed it, this MTV star flogged climate marcher Leonardo DiCaprio with one photo
Is this the yacht Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t want to talk about at #PeoplesClimate march?
‘Hey @LeoDiCaprio you going to sweep up?’ Climate marchers leave behind piles of trash
Leonardo DiCaprio at #ClimateMarch photos are mock-worthy; Michelle Fields corners; Updated
‘Freaks!’ Joe Bastardi retweets photo of ‘ideological child abuse’ at #PeopleClimateMarch
‘Morons!’ See Katie Pavlich destroy #ClimateMarch hypocrites with their own photos
Is this #ClimateMarch sign the least self-aware thing EVER? (Hint: Yes. Yes it is) [photos]
This creepy puppet and interpretive dance from #ClimateMarch will make your sides ache [photos]
It takes under 140 characters to crush the slacktivist absurdity of #PeopleClimateMarch [photos]

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Why didn’t the mainstream media scrutinize the Obama administration’s handling of the attacks on the U.S. embassy in Egypt and a U.S. consulate in Libya? According to MSNBC host Joe Scarborough, it’s all Mitt Romney’s fault:
JOE SCARBOROUGH: Talk about the conservative critique–and I think it’s a fair critique, the conservative critique: that all you guys in the media were talking about Mitt Romney, you should have talked about the warnings with the embassy, etc., etc. And yes perhaps we should have. But you know who didn’t allow us to do that?
MIKA BRZEZINSKI: Mitt Romney.
SCARBOROUGH: Mitt Romney. If Mitt Romney had kept his mouth shut, if he had not acted like a rank amateur, if he had not embarrassed himself–and by the way internally the campaign understands they screwed up, he’s moved on, they know that. So no conservative can say “oh, the mainstream media, blah, blah.” They know how badly they screwed up, and they were having the fight internally before he even went out and did it. But Romney got in the way of the media looking at the president, going, wha-, wha-, what happened here? How did this happen? Now, those questions are going to be asked in the coming weeks. But they weren’t asked in the first 24 hours because Romney was holding this horrific, irresponsible, press conference.
Last night, after National Review Online’s Jonah Goldberg tweeted a rebuke from Mark Steyn, Scarborough doubled down:
@JonahNRO @MarkSteynOnline How Mark Steyn is spinning wildly for a breathtakingly stupid political move by Mitt Romney. Very funny stuff.
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 16, 2012
@JonahNRO @MarkSteynOnline Really, Jonah? You don't think Romney clumsily inserted himself into this story? Not even a close call.
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 16, 2012
@scbison91 @JonahNRO @MarkSteynOnline Seriously? I criticize Obama daily. This line of attack is as ignorant and tiring.
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 16, 2012
@JonahNRO Romney screwed up. It's that easy. I also said the President's policy should be scrutinized. But here, stupidity reigns.
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 16, 2012
@JonahNRO I'm not sure how you reacted, but when Durbin and Kennedy compared US troops to Nazis over Abu Ghriab, I attacked them. And you?
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 16, 2012
@JonahNRO Back to USC. Good luck with that Romney thing. If only I were a true conservative like him!
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 16, 2012
The former Republican congressman managed to work in a swipe at blogger Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit:
And now Glenn Reynolds is comparing LA police officers to Nazis? Seriously, take a deep breath, guys.
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 16, 2012
That’s a reference to this must-read post in which Reynolds expresses outrage at law enforcement authorities’ treatment of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula. (Nakoula reportedly may face jail time for making an anti-Muslim movie.)
If this is the start of Scarborough’s 2016 presidential run, he is off to a shaky start:
@JonahNRO @JoeNBC Jonah, Joe is very touchy. He's surrounded by press who didn't do their job on Libya,egypt.- won't blast his regulars
— kaycee (@kmecf) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC First they came for the makers of crappy anti-Islamic movies, but Joe didn't say anything, because he didn't make crappy movies.
— Brian Hall (@WBrianHall) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC @JonahNRO @MarkSteynOnline NO Joe, YOU'RE the joke!!
— Barbie GC (@BarbieHitsBack) September 16, 2012
Yes. You are. “@JoeNBC: @JonahNRO @MarkSteynOnline What a joke.”
— Nicholas Horton (@nhhorton) September 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/graemehein/status/247240920397926400
@JoeNBC You got your soapbox so u don't give a damn when somebody else is silenced. Oh wait. I forgot. MITTs stopping you! #pjm #redeye #rvo
— G Ruggles Jr (@zaphod77) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC Good God. You have become far too influenced by the crazy-assed environment at that whackjob network. @jonahnro @marksteynonline
— #WarOnLeftists (@corrcomm) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC @JonahNRO @MarkSteynOnline Romney made you do it really is that your final answer?
— Teabillieprincess (@mewashburn1958) September 16, 2012
It's fascist @ the very least MT @JoeNBC: & now @instapundit is comparing LA police officers to Nazis? Seriously, take a deep breath, guys.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC @JonahNRO @MarkSteynOnline You truly have absolutely no critical thinking ability, do you, Joe?
— Tuhljin (@Tuhljin) September 16, 2012
@JonahNRO @JoeNBC Anyone who believes the MSM would be covering Obama’s/Hillary’s failures if it wasn’t for Romney’ comments is delusional.
— Arizona Landshark (@radpragaz) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC, Yeah – if you're a member of the media, and you claim somebody distracted ur entire industry, guess what? U guys are phoning it in
— Bill Howerton (@BillinCSprings) September 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/bayareagirl2002/status/247186353798905857
@JoeNBC @jonahnro Ah yes the President's policy should be 'scrutinized', but not by the press, & for his challenger to do so is off-limits.
— soncharm (@soncharm) September 16, 2012
If @joenbc runs for Prez, the media will be his base.
— Eddie Cruz (@TheRightRican) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC @JonahNRO, @MarkSteynOnline @instapundit For Christ's sake Joe, you're acting like Andrew Sullivan here. It's embarrassing.
— Judge Elihu Smails (@JudgeElihu) September 16, 2012
@JoeNBC maybe you're thinking about running for the wrong parties nomination in #2016
— Ethan Roberts (@RobertsEthan) September 16, 2012
“JOE SCARBOROUGH IS BASHING ME ON TWITTER, but that’s just because he’s afraid I’ll kill his campaign plans. #Reynolds2016″
#Reynolds2016? Now, that’s a presidential campaign we can support!

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“America’s rabbi” managed to cause quite a stir in a week with bigger things on the agenda.
WASHINGTON — During a week in Washington consumed by high-stakes wrangling over a speech by the Israeli prime minister and nuclear negotiations with Iran, an unlikely figure has emerged as a flash point for both right and left, condemned in Congress and on the AIPAC policy conference stage. A rabbi, in fact: Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.
Boteach’s organization’s attack ad in the New York Times last week that accused National Security Adviser Susan Rice of turning a blind eye to genocide and depicted her against a backdrop of skulls, got a resounding thumbs down from pretty much all the major Jewish groups, as well as the Obama administration and AIPAC, which is holding its yearly policy conference this week. Boteach, the author of Kosher Sex: A Recipe for Passion and Intimacy and the former host of reality television show “Shalom in the Home,” is suddenly radioactive. After hanging tough for the weekend, Boteach apologized for the ad on Monday. But the rabbi has managed to make himself the center of attention — or a center of attention — during a tense period between the U.S. and Israel, and during an AIPAC conference strenuously trying not to seem partisan.
The ad was the talk of a pre-AIPAC party attended by journalists and operatives on Saturday night, and has come up often in conversations on the margins of the conference. On Monday evening, AIPAC chairman of the board Lee Rosenberg denounced the ad while introducing Rice’s speech at the conference.
It’s not just the ad, though: On Monday afternoon, Boteach held an event on Capitol Hill with Holocaust survivor and Nobel laureate Elie Wiesel and with Republican Sen. Ted Cruz. Democratic Rep. Brad Sherman was scheduled to be there as well, but backed out because of the ad. “I cannot appear at a forum which was advertised using an unwarranted incendiary personal attack. I will be working with Nobel Laureate Elie Wiesel, and others, to create appropriate forums to focus on the danger posed by Iran,” Sherman said in a statement. “Nothing has done as much to unify the Jewish community, and nothing has done so much to bring the Jewish community in agreement with the Obama administration, as this ad.”
Boteach began the panel by apologizing, saying that his group which was responsible for placing the advertisement, This World: The Values Network, had not meant it as a personal attack against Rice.
But in an interview after the panel with BuzzFeed News, Boteach struck a slightly less apologetic tone.
“We’re not apologizing for our strong stance on the need to stand up against genocide,” Boteach said. “We’re not apologizing for our strong belief and concerted media campaign to have the prime minister of Israel speak in the national capital. I continue to strongly disagree with Susan Rice’s comments on Charlie Rose that the prime minister of Israel, just by giving a speech, is going to be destroying the fabric of U.S.-Israel ties.”
Rice last week called Netanyahu’s speech to Congress on Iran “destructive” to the U.S.-Israel relationship.
“We’re apologizing for the perception that this is a personal attack,” Boteach said. “It’s not a personal attack.”
“To the extent that our ad conflated the personal and policy is what we’re apologizing for,” he said. “I have no interest in offending Susan Rice.”
Boteach said that he’d come to the decision to apologize after “discussions with close friends,” not because of the widespread condemnation or because of his ties to Democrats like Sen. Cory Booker, who was a co-president of Boteach’s L’Chaim Society at Oxford University, and U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Samantha Power.
The Jewish community “can be a very insular place,” Boteach said, and they have a “fear that rattling the powers that be can shake Jewish security.”
“When you write a book called âKosher Lust,’ you’re used to being attacked by rabbis, used to being attacked by the community, when you’re Michael Jackson’s rabbi, you’re used to being attacked by everyone,” he said.
Of course, not everyone has it out for Rabbi Shmuley this week. Asked after the panel if the ad went too far, Cruz didn’t condemn it.
“After Prime Minister Netanyahu was invited to speak in Congress, there have been debates after debates after debates on questions of personality,” Cruz said. “And they’ve all served as distractions. A back and forth about protocol. A back and forth about an ad in the newspaper. The people pressing these distractions want them to be distractions.”
This isn’t the first time Rabbi Shmuley has been in the limelight. The last time the rabbi got this much press was probably in 2012, when he ran for Congress in New Jersey as a Republican and lost. Boteach did get a half-million dollar donation for his campaign from Republican megadonors Sheldon and Miriam Adelson, who were in attendance at the event on Capitol Hill on Monday and who are thought to be major funders of This World (they don’t show up in the most recent publicly available IRS 990 form, from 2012). Boteach said at last year’s This World gala that he was dedicating Kosher Lust to the Adelsons.
“There are many backers, thank God,” Boteach said. “There are thousands of backers around the world.” When asked whether the Adelsons were footing most of the bill, Boteach said, “No, of course not.”
Boteach was vague about the purpose of his organization. “We try to make the Jewish people a light unto the nations,” he said. Asked what that entails, he didn’t name specifics.
Boteach also seemed unsure of how many employees This World has, saying “It fluctuates because we, we have a lot of consultants — it fluctuates.”
The rabbi is fairly buoyant, all things considered. He’s been tweeting photo after photo from the AIPAC conference, and told BuzzFeed News that he still finds Rice’s comments to Rose unacceptable.
“I don’t want to be involved in negative conversations, that’s not our purpose,” Boteach said. “We want to be provocative of course, but not negative. A little tiny nation that has experienced a lot of suffering has to sometimes be provocative to be heard.”
Boteach jokingly said he was even considering a run for president: “Shmuley 2016.”
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