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Geraldo says topless selfie cost him place on university’s JFK panel

http://twitter.com/#!/GeraldoRivera/status/373491238327963648

Geraldo Rivera explained that he was just “harmlessly showing off” when he posted that semi-naked selfie to Twitter last month, but the ramifications of his tweet are still being felt. Could it be that his topless (and nearly bottomless) photo cost him his spot on Duquesne University’s international symposium on the Kennedy assassination?

Leave Geraldo alone!

http://twitter.com/#!/funcpl82/status/373496902182256640 http://twitter.com/#!/tweetontilt/status/373498748636524544

Yeah, that’s it.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/30/geraldo-says-topless-selfie-cost-him-place-on-universitys-jfk-panel/

13 Signs You Were Born In 1986

This is the only way you’ll know for sure.

1. Your birth certificate says you were born in 1986.

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2. And you’re turning 29 this year.

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3. Which means you’re having a minor crisis over turning 30 really soon.

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4. You’re determined to make the most out of the last year of your 20s.

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5. But also mildly stressed about the fact you haven’t achieved everything you wanted to by now.

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6. You also feel really weird about no longer being amongst the youngest people in your office.

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7. In fact, you get a shock when a co-worker casually mentions they were born in the ’90s.

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THE ‘90S!!

8. And you’re horrified to realise that people born in the ‘00s are TEENAGERS now.

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9. You’re slowly losing touch with ~youth culture~.

You’re slowly losing touch with ~youth culture~.

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10. Your 10-year high school reunion has long since come and gone.

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11. You’ve now been an adult for about as long as you were a child or a teenager.

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12. But you remain young at heart (a.k.a. in denial that you’re actually a grown up).

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13. And you’re a goddamn tiger.

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/signs-you-were-born-in-1986

‘I just busted a nut’: Ace et al. gloriously mock Matt Yglesias’ hilarious O-care fail

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390926744883953664

Who’s up for a stroll down Memory Lane? Because have we got a doozy for you:

http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/357520903137009664

Ah, July 17, 2013. A day — and a tweet — that will live in infamy.

http://twitter.com/#!/Mootpoint21/status/390931439924936704

Amazing.

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390926764282609664

Oh, Matt. Bless your heart.

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/390925156585328640 http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390927506762514432 http://twitter.com/#!/mflynny/status/390930412039450624 http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/390925341104959489

True story! Ace clearly agrees:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390924593596096512 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390924923704590336 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390925253011972097

Because it’s just. That. Good.

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390926402230292480

Ooo, baby!

Meanwhile, a question for Matt:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390925676187877376

And a futile search for accountability:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929315572895745 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929611401334785 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929760248819712

He’ll likely never admit to being dishonest and wrong, but there are just some things we know to be true:

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390933607155376129

Yep.

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Surprise! We totally didn’t see this coming:

http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/390954420575698944

Derpity-derp.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Matt Yglesias

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/17/i-just-busted-a-nut-ace-and-friends-gloriously-mock-matt-yglesias-hilarious-obamacare-fail/