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‘Nailed this one!’ Martha MacCallum slams Obama with crushing quote

http://twitter.com/#!/marthamaccallum/status/412560929000144896

O-Bam!

Fox News’ Martha MacCallum was quoting Michael Goodwin, who rightly and gloriously blasted the “clown kings” pair for the funeral selfie at the Mandela memorial.

http://twitter.com/#!/terresamonroe/status/412575986551500800

More from the New York Post:

It’s official — the government of the United States of Obama consists of boobs and bores and is led by a narcissist. It is no consolation that Great Britain joins us in racing to the bottom.

President Obama’s flirting with Denmark’s prime minister would be shameful on any occasion. That it happened at the memorial for Nelson Mandela only adds to the embarrassment.

But the “selfie” episode also symbolizes the greater global calamity of Western decline. With British prime minister David Cameron playing the role of Obama’s giggling wingman, the “look at me” moment confirms we have unserious leaders in a dangerously serious time.

Dead-on. Read the whole thing. Seriously.

MacCallum’s beautiful tweet scored:

http://twitter.com/#!/timcbrown4703/status/412577224114831361 http://twitter.com/#!/SchwabbieMan/status/412565930749620224 http://twitter.com/#!/jhrusher/status/412563650369425408 http://twitter.com/#!/JessieJaneDuff/status/412564999295746048 http://twitter.com/#!/oldschool_28/status/412565259883270144

Smart move. Keep the tweets coming, Ms. MacCallum!

Related:

Full Twitchy coverage of Martha MacCallum

‘Hilarious!’ George Takei: What Obama was really doing during funeral selfie; Bonus ear worm [pics]

‘Made my night!’ SNL slays with Obama funeral selfie, Mandela sign language guy [pics]

Meme-tastic! ‘That moment’ when FLOTUS’ furious funeral selfie face scores [pics]

‘I literally LOL’d!’ What was Jimmy Fallon’s Furious FLOTUS, funeral selfie prediction?

New angle on Obama’s memorial selfie adds to the drama

Forget the death glare: Check out what furious FLOTUS did to Obama [pics]

Funeral selfies? Obama’s selfie face, FLOTUS’ furious face at #MandelaMemorial [pics]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/16/nailed-this-one-martha-maccallum-slams-obama-funeral-selfie-with-crushing-quote/

Jamaicans say VW’s Super Bowl ad isn’t racist; White Americans disagree

http://twitter.com/#!/Ragashanti/status/298229091524554752

Jamaicans like the ad:

Everyone calling the Jamaican Super Bowl ad racist obviously no nothing about our culture. We love & endorse it.

— The Wanted Princess (@BreeTheWanted) February 4, 2013

As I fellow Jamaican…VW’s ad was very funny not racist…people need to chill

— Allana (@ajpersaud) February 4, 2013

But what do Jamaicans know?  Some white Americans insist they know better:

OMG THIS AD IS SO RACIST.

— Dylan (@Phazon117) February 4, 2013

Racist VW ad is racist.

— Natalie Be’er (@natalierachel) February 4, 2013

Good to see #VW go with the white guy pretending to be Jamaican racist ad. #friedchickenandwatermelon

— Ira Socol (@irasocol) February 4, 2013

Well that VW Jamaican ad was embarrassingly racist.

— Drew McKevitt (@drewmckevitt) February 4, 2013

It just me or was VW’s ad incredibly racist? “white people doing jamaican accents? Classic!” – some coked up VW exec.

— Andrew Garaventa (@AJGaraventa) February 4, 2013

Jamaican accent ad made me feel uncomfortable.

— rachelsklar (@rachelsklar) February 4, 2013

Am I the only one that thought the Jamaican accent VW ad just now was vaguely racist?

— Michael W (@mworringer) February 4, 2013

What the fuck is this shit?? Why does he have a Jamaican accent in @vw ad?? And I thought Jar Jar Binks was racist. #SuperBowl #NotBuyingIt

— The Opinioness (@OpinionessWorld) February 4, 2013

Maybe it is time for some people to dial down their racial-sensitivity meters a notch or two.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/03/jamaicans-say-vws-super-bowl-ad-isnt-racist-white-americans-disagree/