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The Diet Starts…
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
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My Friend's New Puppy Is So Small It Can Fit…
‘So ronery’! Obama’s terrible relationship with Congress sparks snark
http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/374717564917932032
But, but … uniter and stuff! And man of the people!
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/373433615801401344Heh.
Evidently, President Obama is also not a man of the People’s House.
http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/374718381275877376Unprecedented!
But, wait! Does he have one buddy?
http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/374710583020761088Snort.
This Twitter user points out something even more “historic”:
http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/374718670884192256Zing!
And some exit snark:
http://twitter.com/#!/CajunConservatv/status/374720584661209091Hey, who has time for that what with all the golfing to do?
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/03/so-ronery-obamas-terrible-relationship-with-congress-sparks-snark/
X, X Everywhere
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24 Couples Who Honored Their History And Jumped The Broom
“1, 2, 3…jump!”
1. If you’ve ever attended a black wedding, you may have seen the couple “jump the broom.”
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2. Though historians disagree on the exact roots of this tradition, many believe it was part of African culture before becoming part of African-American slave culture.
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3. According to the African-American Registry, the broom as a wedding symbol originated in Ghana.
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4. It “symbolized sweeping away past wrongs or removing evil spirits.”
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5. At weddings, the broom was often waved over the heads of the couple, and they sometimes jumped over it at the end of the ceremony.
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6. The ritual continued in the American South during slavery.
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7. Enslaved people were often not permitted to marry.
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8. According to the book Life in Black and White: Family and Community in the Slave South, when they did marry, they had informal weddings.
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9. Jumping over a broom was a way to symbolically represent their union.
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10. Brenda E. Stevenson writes that it was one way enslaved people created new rituals.
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11. Even if their marriage wasn’t recognized by whites, it was a way for black people to legitimize their meaningful relationships.
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12. For modern couples, jumping the broom represents great joy and at the same time is a reminder of a painful past.
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13. Couples may choose a simple broom…
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14. Or a beautifully decorated one.
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16. Or just buy one on Etsy.
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17. And many couples hang the broom in their home after the wedding.
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18. Jumping the broom marks the beginning of making a home together.
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19. It symbolizes the sweeping away of the old and the welcoming of the new.
20. And makes way for all of the good things to come in their life together.
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21. It’s also a request for their community’s support of their marriage.
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22. At the end of the ceremony, the officiant can invite all the wedding guests to count down…
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23. “One, two, three…”
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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelwmiller/couples-who-jumped-the-broom
Kevin Sorbo highlights spoof: ‘Life of Julia, Amnesty Applicant’
http://twitter.com/#!/LubashaF21/status/350343750901448705
Actor Kevin Sorbo rendered at least one tweeter speechless by shining a light on “Life of Julia, Amnesty Applicant”:
http://twitter.com/#!/ksorbs/status/350340808160980992The character is a spinoff of a composite woman named “Julia” that the Obama administration invented last year in an attempt to tout the benefits of a cradle-to-grave nanny state. Opponents of amnesty have co-opted Julia to spoof what’s really in the immigration bill:
http://twitter.com/#!/bcalvert7755/status/350343219978059776There are 14 GOP senators we can think of who should have been given cameo appearances in that presentation.
High Expectations Asian Father
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My Girlfriend Asked Me Last Night…
![Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]](https://effectsofanxiety.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1444880965655-screen-shot-2014-04-11-at-3-59-58-pm.png)
Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]
http://twitter.com/#!/mtgrove/status/454730489375764480
The next issue of Washingtonian MOM doesn’t hit newsstands until next week, but lucky for us, we don’t have to wait for a sneak preview of the cover story:
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/454730263663087618Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss. The story features some totally candid photos, like this one:
http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454723805202497536And this one:
http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454724516707434496Ooo! And this:
Hmmm … maybe we should take a closer look at that last one. Notice anything unusual?
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454727412329508864That’s right. It gets better:
http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/454733312032919552Yep, that’ll do it. Heckuva Photoshop job, Washingtonian!
http://twitter.com/#!/kerpen/status/454747116993511425But wait — would you believe it gets better still? Because it does. For reals:
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454728194764324864Glorious. Just glorious.
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/454734479836598272You never know when you might need a stray pinky:
http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/454729666675638272Might as well make your kids useful, right?