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Kevin Sorbo highlights spoof: ‘Life of Julia, Amnesty Applicant’

http://twitter.com/#!/LubashaF21/status/350343750901448705

Actor Kevin Sorbo rendered at least one tweeter speechless by shining a light on “Life of Julia, Amnesty Applicant”:

http://twitter.com/#!/ksorbs/status/350340808160980992

The character is a spinoff of a composite woman named “Julia” that the Obama administration invented last year in an attempt to tout the benefits of a cradle-to-grave nanny state. Opponents of amnesty have co-opted Julia to spoof what’s really in the immigration bill:

http://twitter.com/#!/bcalvert7755/status/350343219978059776

There are 14 GOP senators we can think of who should have been given cameo appearances in that presentation.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/27/kevin-sorbo-highlights-spoof-of-obama-administration-composite-woman-life-of-julia-amnesty-applicant/

Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/mtgrove/status/454730489375764480

The next issue of Washingtonian MOM doesn’t hit newsstands until next week, but lucky for us, we don’t have to wait for a sneak preview of the cover story:

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/454730263663087618

Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss. The story features some totally candid photos, like this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454723805202497536

And this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454724516707434496

Ooo! And this:

Carney Shipman book pic

 

Hmmm … maybe we should take a closer look at that last one. Notice anything unusual?

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454727412329508864

That’s right. It gets better:

http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/454733312032919552

Yep, that’ll do it. Heckuva Photoshop job, Washingtonian!

http://twitter.com/#!/kerpen/status/454747116993511425

But wait — would you believe it gets better still? Because it does. For reals:

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454728194764324864

Glorious. Just glorious.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/454734479836598272

You never know when you might need a stray pinky:

http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/454729666675638272

Might as well make your kids useful, right?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/11/freaky-photoshop-disaster-jay-carney-puff-piece-goes-hilariously-wrong-pics/

17 Reasons You Should Absolutely Never Visit Molokai

It’s known as “the most Hawaiian island,” because of it’s underdeveloped and laid-back vibe. Who would want to visit that?

1. Because when you visit Molokai you won’t see many tourists. Obviously it means there’s something wrong with the island.

Because when you visit Molokai you won't see many tourists. Obviously it means there's something wrong with the island.

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Flickr: edsuom

Molokai’s north shore.

2. Because with less than 8,000 people living on the island it’s pretty much impossible to escape the crowds.

Because with less than 8,000 people living on the island it’s pretty much impossible to escape the crowds.

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As of 2010 the population was 7,345.

3. Because Molokai is home to the longest fringing reef in the U.S. If you like snorkeling or scuba diving then definitely don’t go to Molokai.

Flickr: jeremyrjohnson

 

The reef stretches nearly 25 miles.

4. Because the sunsets are bland and colorless.

Because the sunsets are bland and colorless.

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Flickr: taiger808

Yawn. Wake me when it’s morning.

5. Because buildings cannot be taller than coconut trees. If you like long elevator rides then avoid Molokai at all costs!

Because buildings cannot be taller than coconut trees. If you like long elevator rides then avoid Molokai at all costs!

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Technically there are different limits depending on the type of building, but in general Molokai doesn’t allow construction of tall buildings.

6. Because on a clear day you’ll see Maui across the water and be overwhelmed with a desire to leave Molokai.

Because on a clear day you'll see Maui across the water and be overwhelmed with a desire to leave Molokai.

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Flickr: edsuom

Why would you want to stay any longer when Maui is just a boat ride away?

7. Because the beaches are hazardous.

Because the beaches are hazardous.

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Flickr: jeremyrjohnson

8. I mean look at this! Can you imagine how miserable it would be to spend an afternoon on here?

I mean look at this! Can you imagine how miserable it would be to spend an afternoon on here?

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Flickr: auntiem

9. Because you can send yourself a coconut through the mail, and it’s literally the most exciting thing you can do on the island.

Flickr: auntiem

Flickr: auntiem

 

Yep. It’s called “Post-A-Nut.”

10. Because the second most exciting thing you can do is visit something called “Phallic Rock.”

Because the second most exciting thing you can do is visit something called "Phallic Rock."

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What a dumb looking rock to take selfies in front of?

11. Because there are annoying signs reminding you to slow down.

Because there are annoying signs reminding you to slow down.

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12. Because there’s a farmers market that ONLY happens on Saturdays.

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It’s a complete waste of time. Don’t go.

13. Because traffic in Molokai is insane, just look at this shot of the main street. And yeah, I said THE main street, as in there’s only one.

Because traffic in Molokai is insane, just look at this shot of the main street. And yeah, I said THE main street, as in there's only one.

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Flickr: 4nitsirk

14. Because part of Molokai is a straight up leper colony.

Because part of Molokai is a straight up leper colony.

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Flickr: brautiganr

In the mid 1800’s sufferers of the disease were first abandoned on Molokai. The Kalaupapa peninsula was essentially a prison for them, as it’s surrounded by cliffs and water.

Drugs that were developed in the 1940’s stopped the spread of the disease. However, there are still 40 residents living in Kalaupapa, and though they are no longer contagious, access to the area is strictly regulated. The peninsula is now a National Historic Site where you can learn more about the disease and it’s important role in the history of Molokai.

Dedicated to preserving the memories and experiences of the past, the guided mule tour is a great way experience Kalaupapa and take in the incredible views.

15. Because this is the Molokai airport.

Because this is the Molokai airport.

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Flickr: mutrock

16. And because this bench at the airport doubles as baggage claim.

Flickr: jshyun

 

No conveyer belts in Molokai.

17. Because the Molokai Visitor Center even warns you that there are no four or five star dining opportunities.

Because the Molokai Visitor Center even warns you that there are no four or five star dining opportunities.

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Flickr: jshyun

But they do say “you will be able to find good food and ambiance from picnic tables to beachfront dining.” Talk about miserable?

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathewguiver/head-to-molokai-immediately

Great news: All three women rescued from Cleveland home released from hospital

http://twitter.com/#!/MarkZinni/status/331742180609765376

Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight, the three missing women found alive at a Cleveland house on Monday, have been released from the hospital.

Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight were in the Emergency Department last night, and of this morning have been released.

— MetroHealth(@metrohealthCLE) May 7, 2013

We join the community in celebrating the safe return of these three women.

— MetroHealth(@metrohealthCLE) May 7, 2013

Ariel Castro, 52, and two unnamed brothers are reportedly under arrest.

here’s a pic of the kidnapping suspect Ariel Castro of Cleveland – twitter.com/rePetePro/stat…

— Peter Martinez (@rePetePro) May 7, 2013

Ariel Castro, 52, and brothers arrested… drudge.tw/10DO3MY

— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) May 7, 2013

The Cleveland Police Department has scheduled a press conference for 9:00 a.m on Tuesday.

Press Conference Tomorrow Morning Regarding Missing Persons Investigations wp.me/p2acpF-uG

— Cleveland Police (@CLEPolice) May 7, 2013

Update:

The three arrested men are Ariel Castro, Pedro Castro and Oneil Castro.

McGrath: three arrested are: Ariel Castro,Pedro Castro and Oneil Castro, the three males are brothers.

— Cleveland Police (@CLEPolice) May 7, 2013

Related:

Viral: Meet Cleveland man Charles Ramsey, who reportedly freed missing girls and woman

Cleveland 911 dispatcher under fire for handling of Amanda Berry call

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/07/great-news-all-three-women-rescued-from-cleveland-home-released-from-hospital/