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Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
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He Couldn’t Get A Day Off, So This Groom Had To Take Some Pretty Special Wedding Photos.
Most people would freak out if they discovered that they couldn’t take a day off from work to take wedding photos, but not this Chinese SWAT officer. What else would you expect from someone who is trained to remain calm in situations that are a lot more intense than having your spouse and a photographer annoyed with you?
Instead of canceling the shoot, which was supposed to take place in a studio, Hou Wellin suggested to his bride Li Jinyang that they bring the shoot to work with him. She said yes (again)!
Take a look!
“Will you be the most accommodating wife of all time?”
On the lookout for haters.
Who needs a limo when you have one of these bad boys?
Like I always say, there’s nothing more romantic than a shooting range.
I’d see that movie!
There’s no better way to show one’s love for another than a Spider-Man kiss.
What a great couple! Congrats, you two!
(via Elite Daily)
It should be against the law to be this adorable. It’s easy to see that this couple will have a long, happy and exciting marriage.
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That was fast: Giddy Obama invites new French Socialist BFF to the White House
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/199353713247264768
President Obama and François Hollande are totes going to be besties. Kinda like Meghan McCain and Sandra Fluke.
When Obama called to congratulate the French president-elect, he invited him to visit the White House later this month for a lefty gab-fest. They can stay up late reading Marx and Engels while mocking austerity measures and fiscal restraint. Oh, and they’ll have to gossip about Stinky Sarkozy. Good times!
The Twitterverse noted the budding friendship.
So Obama tossed out Churchill but welcomes the new French Socialist president with open arms?
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) May 7, 2012
Hollande has been invited to the White House by Obama for dinner, or as I call it, the "Screw the World" summit.
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 7, 2012
Obama vows close ties to France's Socialist leader http://t.co/jwhD0NWc
— Andrew Malcolm (@AHMalcolm) May 7, 2012
Obama has already invited the newly elected Socialist French President to the White House this month. Birds of a feather…
— Todd Schnitt (@toddschnitt) May 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/DadofSpecialTwo/status/199457900882702337
Giddy Obama invites socialist Hollande to WH, can't wait to start working on 'shared economic' goals w him. http://t.co/mbgAaS5g
— Dan Andros (@DanAndros) May 7, 2012
Some Twitter users wondered if Hollande would bring his wife along. Why? Oh, no reason:
Future French First Lady Nicknamed ‘Rottweiler’; Obama Immediately Extends Invitation to White House http://t.co/aKmZaeLF #twisters #tcot
— Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) May 7, 2012
Word has it that with #France's new First Lady nicknamed "Rottweiler", #Obama is planning to make an urgent trip to Paris. . . #tcot
— Stephen England (@stephenmengland) May 7, 2012
snort. RT @toddstarnes: The wife of the new French Socialist president is nicknamed "The Rottweiler.' Obama's stomach just growled.
— Nikki (@nikkibama) May 7, 2012
Iowahawk roasts Al Gore for Earth Day
http://twitter.com/#!/algore/status/326113723381059584
It’s Earth Day, and yesterday Al Gore poked his head out of a mansion somewhere to declare another year of climate change alarmism before ducking back inside. Gore didn’t tweet today (he must have been busy fighting global warming), but that doesn’t mean Iowahawk wasn’t thinking of him.
Your home is a $9 million mansion in Montecito. RT @algore Earth Day is a reminder of our eternal duty to protect our planet, our home.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 23, 2013
Also a reminder of your $30,000 home electric bill. RT @algore Earth Day is a reminder of our eternal duty to protect our planet, our home.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 23, 2013
A $30,000 electric bill? You’re joking.
You think I’m joking? @algore‘s house electric bill was $30,000 in 2007. abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?sec… That’s just for his Tennessee house.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 23, 2013
@algore owns a luxury apt at the St Regis in SF, a $9m mansion in Montecito, a 10k sqft house in TN … abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?sec… #CitizenEarth
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 23, 2013
Saving the Earth, Al Gore-style huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/17/pho…
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 22, 2013
Al Gore’s carbon footprint is a 24 EEE.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 22, 2013
What are you suggesting, exactly?
@algore Congrats. You are the most obscene hypocrite in the history of politics.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 23, 2013
@algore your home has 20 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms, which can only be powered by 18,400 kWh. (12 times the average in US) #YourNotOneToSpeak
— Austin Pfeiffer (@Ahh_Pfeif) April 23, 2013
@algore Did you enjoy earth day in your 20room, eight-bathroom mansion that burns threw to 18,400 kWh per month. How about you walk the walk
— Phil Allebach (@PhilAllebach) April 23, 2013
why is ur home so damn big & energy consuming then? RT @algore Earth Day is a reminder of our eternal duty to protect our planet, our home.
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) April 23, 2013
Isn’t #GreenBlanace what al-Gore does with his stacks of cash he received from oil sheiks when he sold CurrentTV to Al Jazeera? #Hypocrite
— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) April 22, 2013
Your wallet. RT @algore Earth Day is a reminder of our eternal duty to protect our planet, our home.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 23, 2013
Reminder to do maintenance on your fleet of jets RT@algore: Earth Day is a reminder of our eternal duty to protect our planet, our home.
— Scott Spivey (@scottspivey) April 23, 2013
@iowahawkblog @algore Dayvid, thu tureees at my manshuun provide caarbun offsets. But yuuuu wouldn’t understaaaand that.
— Annette(@tarkdugan) April 23, 2013
And a happy #earthday to you @algore or as you refer to it “the day I put a cash value on the amount of stupid in this country”#tcot
— NO WAY DUDE! (@mjenner78) April 23, 2013
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/22/iowahawk-roasts-al-gore-for-earth-day/
This Old Video Is A Tutorial For One Seriously Disturbing Procedure
Brain surgery is a delicate procedure now, but back in the day, it was even more nerve-wracking. Doctors had to use tools and techniques that would be considered barbaric by today’s standards. The movement toward using more modern methods in the 1920s eventually picked up steam, but it was a slow process, as this brain surgery training film from that era illustrates.
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It’s a little hard to follow, but here’s a transcript of the video’s text for your reference:
Drilling a pin-hole through scalp and skull, 4 cm. to right of middle line, well in front of Rolandic fissure. After penetrating the skull with the grooved drill, stilette and blunt, hollow needle are inserted along the track. On reaching cavity of Lateral Ventricle, cerebrospinal fluid appears. Cisternal or Sub-Occipital puncture. Needle inserted immediately above 2nd cervical spine, pencil in patient’s ear to guide aim of needle. Lumbar Puncture Needle inserted between L4 and L5 laminae, just to right of middle line.
Watch it all unfold in the video below.
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(source HuntleyFilmArchives)
I have a headache just from watching that. This is yet another reason why I’m grateful to be alive in 2016.
Media lapdog dismisses Nunn campaign’s reliance on lapdog media
http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/493895265167106049
A confidential campaign plan document from the Michelle Nunn campaign for U.S. Senate has leaked online.
http://twitter.com/#!/elianayjohnson/status/493790451510427648National Review Online’s Eliana Johnson reports:
Her strategists are optimistic that the media won’t prove much of an obstacle. They write that at some point her opponent, who at the time the document was written had yet to be determined, will be “shoveling research” against her. But they say they anticipate they will often have “fair warning” about negative news stories and can work to “kill or muddy” them.
“I would love to know what kind of already-formed relationships they have in Atlanta and even in the national media that they’re planning on using as sources and conduits of information,” Swint says. “It’s certainly interesting to see it in writing like that.”
Jay Bookman at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution immediately attempted to kill or muddy this negative news story about the Nunn campaign using friends in the media to kill or muddy negative news stories.
http://twitter.com/#!/jaybookmanajc/status/493874447011438592Not a smidgen of scandal, because Nunn is a Democrat after all.
The document also suggests the Points of Light foundation had financially supported Hamas during Nunn’s tenure as CEO.
http://twitter.com/#!/jaybookmanajc/status/493882465132744706 http://twitter.com/#!/elianayjohnson/status/493882555230191617Boom.
http://twitter.com/#!/DraftRyan2016/status/493891514331070466So what you have is a “reporter” giving a politician the benefit of the doubt on everything. That’s his job, right?
http://twitter.com/#!/billmurphy/status/493888654751055872It doesn’t appear so.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/28/media-lapdog-dismisses-nunn-campaigns-reliance-on-lapdog-media/
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Lights out: ‘Anonymous’ hackers to defeat online this Saturday
http://twitter.com/#!/maxwell2022/status/185124327220449282
BGR:
Notorious hacker team Anonymous has actually previously claimed its objectives to shutdown the Internet on Saturday, March 31st, as a type of protest. “To protest SOPA, Wallstreet, our irresponsible leaders together with beloved bankers who’re starving society because of their own selfish needs regarding absolute sadistic fun, on March 31, anonymous will close the world wide web down,” the team reported last month. “Remember, that is a protest, we have been maybe not trying to ‘kill’ the Internet we have been only temporarily closing it down in which it hurts many.”
CATASTROPHE! on the other hand, perhaps not.
If "anonymous" does suceed in closing along the internet, the actual only real issue will undoubtedly be teenage young men having to purchase hardcopy. Lol
— Nick D. Training. (@nickdutchtarot) March 28, 2012
Anonymous claims they'll "take down the internet" on Saturday, that may find yourself my very first effective day since 1997. http://t.co/hQ47Kez3
— 14th Street Fiction (@14StreetFiction) March 28, 2012
Guys seriously i’ve two midterms on Monday RT @digg Anonymous’ hackers want to turn off the web this Saturday http://t.co/qyN7Gp6s
— David Renteln (@Dteln) March 28, 2012
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/28/lights-out-anonymous-hackers-to-take-down-the-internet-this-saturday/
This Amazing Kid Gave A Homeless Man The Shoes Right Off His Feet
One homeless man in Louisville is learning what it’s like to walk in someone else’s shoes in the most literal way.
When 14-year-old LaRon “RonRon” Tunstill came across a homeless man while passing out food with PurpMe, he felt compelled to help him out. Never one to pass up the opportunity to aid someone in need, RonRon sat down with the man and began a conversation. That’s when his attention shifted to the man’s footwear. googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCBP_ATF’); });
He was wearing shoes without soles. The man’s exposed toes were touching the hot pavement. In one incredible act of kindness, the teen removed his brand-new shoes and offered them to the man. While initially refusing the generous gift, RonRon assured the man that it was what God wanted him to do.
As director of PurpMe, Jason Reynolds pointed out that RonRon had undergone quite a drastic transformation from the young man he was before becoming associated with the non-profit organization. Once a kid of the street, Reynolds took RonRon under his wing and the lasting impressions he instilled in the young boy appear to be paying off.
RonRon appears so nonchalant about giving his brand-new Jordans to a complete stranger.
To learn more about the acts of kindness performed by PurpMe, you can visit their website. We need more people like RonRon!
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