That alone is enough to make our sides ache with giggles. As Twitchy reported, Al Gore offered his floundering and failing existing television to Al-Jazeera, after switching Glenn Beck down.
Gore converts down Glenn Beck to get and air in 60 million homes but agrees to sell to Al Jezzera and line their pockets with oil cash!
— Ernie G (@ssbn616g) January 3, 2013
Tasty: Al Gore’s active TV to-be bought by Al Jazeera, the state-owned media business of oil rich Qatar. Make your own jokes, men and women.
— DF Warner (@DFlynnWarner) January 2, 2013
And joke, they did! After pausing to get their particular breaths.
LOLOLOLOL RT @freebeacon: Gore Pockets $100M on television purchase to Oil-Backed Al Jazeera bit.ly/UdBED4
— RB (@RBPundit) January 3, 2013
Oh, the sweet, nice irony.
Al Gore: so-called green activist striking the jackpot from rick Qatari oil tycoons. The paradox hurts my head
— John Brooks (@Jbroks86) January 2, 2013
Irony.Climate modification expert Al Gore sells their existing TV to Al Jazeera, supported by oil kingdom.
— Dusty Rhodes (@AuditorRhodes) January 3, 2013
Therefore, the master of international climate warming modification has actually sold out to evil oil producers? Hence forth, Al Gore will be similar to hypocrite.
— steve mieczkowski (@steveatmguy) January 3, 2013
The purchase of Current.TV to Al Jazeera just demonstrates how filled with shit Al Gore is. Mr. international Warming only got their payday from oil money.
— Robert McLaws (@robertmclaws) January 3, 2013
Heh MT @billhobbs: Muslim media co financed by oil $ buys Al Gore’s were unsuccessful television net, where he pushed alt energy. Gore is now an oil profiteer
— Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce) January 3, 2013
When carbon products don’t sell…RT @freebeacon: Gore Pockets $100M on TV Sale to Oil-Backed Al Jazeera bit.ly/UdBED4
— Kemberlee Kaye (@red_red_head) January 3, 2013
#AnInconvenientTruth RT @rbpundit: You-know-who really loves filthy oil profits? AL GORE. HAHAHAHA #tcot #p2
— KUMBAYAAAAAAA (@stephenkruiser) January 3, 2013
Seriously, that has Gore emerging as slickest serpent oil salesman from THAT administration? Competition works!
— KUMBAYAAAAAAA (@stephenkruiser) January 3, 2013
I will probably prepare dinner. I don’t have any of this Al Gore oil cash to eat away with.
— KUMBAYAAAAAAA (@stephenkruiser) January 3, 2013
Bada-Zing! But, wait! There is certainly much more hypocrisy and subsequent tasty mockery.
@stephenkruiser I nonetheless need to know if the bargain in fact sealed on 12/31 to save lots of Al Gore some taxes on those filthy oil earnings.
— Tom Reynolds (@Beregond) January 3, 2013
Hahaha. Al Gore accepted $100M of huge oil money and pressed the offer right through to prevent “Obama’s” income tax hikes? Love it.
— Espyonaj (@Espyonaj) January 3, 2013
RT @thegoldfarb: Al Gore pockets $100 million from oil organization Qatar Inc. & rushed the deal through before Dec. 31 to obtain the Bush tax-rate
— Yossi Gestetner (@YossiGestetner) January 3, 2013
Al Gore, you had been an important recommend for greater fees to greatly help the country. We request you to stall your deal so you can pay your fair share! #TCOT
— Republican Believer (@cubfanbeerguy) January 3, 2013
I was thinking Al Gore is some of those liberals that would GLADLY spend more in fees for their reasonable share.. freebeacon.com/gore-pockets-1…
— Ted (@Tedgforce) January 3, 2013
Al-Jazeera Buys Active television: humanevents.com/2013/01/03/al-… Al Gore events to avoid Obama taxes on their oil cash.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 3, 2013
It’s been said by loads of people but We believe it is hilarious that Gore desired their TV bargain done in 2012. Think about your reasonable share Al?!
— dsmtrader (@dsmtrader2) January 3, 2013
“Fair share” for thee, not for me! Nor for his second chakra. Eww.
Big Oil stones. Right, Al Gore and Matt Damon? #glasshouserules
— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) January 3, 2013
Information: Current television had been simply acquired by Al Jazeera. Poetry: Gore’s community purchased w oil money.
— Ivan Kenneally (@daily_witness) January 3, 2013
so Al Gore starts present television, cries about international heating, dislikes oil. blah blah blah. sells it to Al Jazeera. Cash > concepts
— Tony I’M A TEXAN (@TonyG916) January 3, 2013
Al Gore’s present TV is purchased with oil earnings. Oh my goodness! Kindly let me know more info on the Bush’s commitment aided by the Saudis!
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) January 3, 2013
Funny how prominent environment activists appear happy to take funds from oil rich Arab countries. Examining you Al Gore. #fb
— Mary McCraw Amyx (@MaryAmyx) January 3, 2013
Wonder if anyone on Church of Climate Change has doubts towards Goracle cashing out with oil money?
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 3, 2013
Heh. Needless to say not. But hurt, widdle feelings, frantic spinning, and lashing out will start.
Truly butthurt that Al Gore sold out to oil money -> @prometheus4us
— RB (@RBPundit) January 3, 2013
What’s promising? “Fair share” profits should be coming our means, right?
If my mathematics is correct, my fair share of Als Gore & Jazeera deal is $97. Coming for your fracking motion picture bread next, Damon! #CashOnlyNoChecks
— Jules of Denial (@Coolish_Breeze) January 3, 2013
Thanks, Al!
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