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Awesome: Jon Lovitz calls out the Left’s despicable race card playing

http://twitter.com/#!/realjonlovitz/status/226332462043770881

Well, who could have seen this coming?

As Twitchy reported Thursday, liberals declared war on “Saturday Night Live” alum Jon Lovitz after he took issue with President Obama’s demeaning contempt for American entrepreneurs. As a business owner, Lovitz was appalled when the president he voted for told Americans, “If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”

Apparently the Left’s assault included … wait for it … accusations of racism. The race card: libs never leave home without it.

You’d think Lovitz had committed a grave offense like using the phrase “you people.”

The comedian called out his fellow liberals, noting that it’s the Left that reduces the president to nothing more than the color of his skin.

Amazing! The picture I tweeted of Obama is a joke! Sarcasm! BTW, if a business goes under, does the government give you a refund? Nope!

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 20, 2012

Amazing how many"liberals" see Obama as a black man who became President. I see him as the President. Period.

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 20, 2012

@DONGLORD69 His race is brought into play by others when I criticize him, not me! I see him as a man who is President.

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 20, 2012

“@6ixty2wo: @realjonlovitz did u get this much flack when u joked about President Bush?” Nope! No one said a word!

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 20, 2012

Lovitz reminded followers that he’s still a Democrat, albeit one who commits heresy by daring to disagree with the president he helped elect.

“@DONGLORD69: Hey, please don't turn into Dennis Miller or Victoria Jackson, thanks.” Hello? I'm a Democrat who voted for the President!!!

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 20, 2012

After his recent run-ins with today’s intolerant Left, Lovitz sees himself as more of a Kennedy Democrat.

@patriot_prophet I agree! It seems like the parties switched. Whatever President Kennedy was, I'm that.

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 20, 2012

Now that his eyes are open to demands that he march blindly in lockstep or be purged from the Democratic Party, we wonder how long it will be until Lovitz echoes Reagan’s words: “I didn’t leave the Democratic Party. It left me.”

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/20/awesome-jon-lovitz-calls-out-the-lefts-despicable-race-card-playing/

It was bound to happen, @CheneysOldHeart

http://twitter.com/#!/weeddude/status/183715479909699585

News surfaced today that Former Vice President Dick Cheney successfully completed a heart transplant at the age of 71, a lucky man seeing as how most people are cut off around their mid-60’s. Not long after news broke, @CheneysOldHeart was born.

https://twitter.com/#!/CheneysOldHeart/status/183698882830680064

https://twitter.com/#!/CheneysOldHeart/status/183704821042380800

https://twitter.com/#!/CheneysOldHeart/status/183705120545058817

https://twitter.com/#!/CheneysOldHeart/status/183710936127913984

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/24/it-was-bound-to-happen-cheneysoldheart/

At First, I Thought This Was A Top Secret Facility. Then They Opened The Doors And… WHOA.

The zombie apocalypse may never happen, but hey, maybe it’s a good idea to own a house like this just in case. The fortress is virtually indestructible. Thieves, rioters and even an army couldn’t get in once you lock up.

It’s perfect. Especially if you hate socializing.

Nothing is getting in, or getting out, of this house’s complex.

It was made to withstand any and all attacks.

And obviously, it would be perfect if you ever need indestructible protection.

All of the windows and open areas are shuttered when you want them to be.

It is completely closed off.

But, at the touch of a button, the coverings will be rolled back.

The stairway is unaccessible normally, but suddenly appears.

The house actually is covered in windows, but can be made into a fortress.

Not only is it strong, but it’s beautiful.

Full of awesome rooms to keep you busy during any kind of apocalypse.

Although at the first sign of trouble you should probably close the doors.

Because most of the house is actually glass without the steel coverings.

And say goodbye to being bothered by nosy neighbors.

Source

Read more: http://viralnova.com/zombie-house/

‘Chuck Todd is an ultra conservative, neo-con puppet’ — crazy people

http://twitter.com/#!/VikingLongboats/status/480882100535427075

Arguably true, but who’s puppet is he?

Hey @ChuckTodd: Tsk. Tsk. Keep it up and you'll lose the rest of your audience. http://t.co/jXfCrtcvWJ— Kennett Area Dems (@KennettDems) June 23, 2014

Ha! NBC’s Chuck Todd accidentally practiced something resembling journalism and now the moon bats are barking.

http://twitter.com/#!/islandlife2014/status/480877619920248832

Yes. How dare anyone disrespect THIS president?

http://twitter.com/#!/nayasala/status/480879815189209088

Haha!

http://twitter.com/#!/ojailola/status/480902297652690944

Clever.

http://twitter.com/#!/Gram999999/status/480897626141777920

Hey, but when all else fails, attack Republicans and Fox News.

http://twitter.com/#!/kreisberg/status/480903775188570112

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‘So funny!’ Michelle Malkin hits back at whiny Chuck Todd ‘like a wrecking ball’ [GIF]

‘Don’t u dare try and say that’! ‘Butthurt’ lapdog Chuck Todd lashes out at Obama critic

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/22/chuck-todd-is-an-ultra-conservative-neo-con-puppet-crazy-people/

At G20 presser, Obama annoyed by questions about ‘JV team’ [video]

At a press conference in Turkey at the site of the G20 summit, President Obama took questions from reporters and was repeatedly asked to address why he previously referred to ISIS as the “JV team” and said the terrorist group was contained. Obama was clearly irritated:

Obama took a very defensive stance on almost all the questions he was asked.

Bingo!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/11/16/at-g20-presser-obama-annoyed-by-questions-about-jv-team-video/

After Seeing This, You May Never Sleep Again. It’s Horrifying In A Way You’d Never Expect.

There’s something about a good horror movie or book that grips you throughout the entire thing, then leaves you with several sleepless nights. But what happens when writers try to limit their horror story to two sentences or less? Surprisingly – or horrifyingly – they succeed. And there goes my sleep. I’m NEVER doing any of this ever again.

1. Never entering a dark house again.

2. Never looking in the mirror again.

3. Never listening to mom again.

4. Never losing an arm again.

5. Never breathing again.

6. Never dying again.

7. Never checking on my son again.

8. Never visiting a cemetery again.

9. Never driving in an icy lake again.

10. Never doing ANYTHING again. EVER.

11. No. Just no.

12. And I’m out.

The original can be found on this Reddit post. Share this creative writing with others. Cause some sleepless nights.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/two-line-horror-stories/