Yeah. What a guy:
Sigh.
Why’s Mayor de Blasio so hung up on the Oscars, anyway? Doesn’t he have more pressing issues to be concerned about?
‘Hey Bill. Be a mayor.’ Nah, de Blasio would much rather whine about #OscarsSoWhite
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Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen II confirmed for July 7th
http://twitter.com/#!/danawhite/status/194752684820135937
UFC fight fans will be thrilled to hear that they will finally get to see the highly anticipated Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen rematch. UFC President Dana White was in Rio with the two fighters on Tuesday morning to officially announce the bout.
The fight will take place on the UFC 148 fight card in Las Vegas on July 7th.
Anderson Silva vs Chael Shonnen Can't wait for that fight!!
— Ozziel Godinez (@godinezozziel) April 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/frontrowbrian/status/194797456964337664
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/24/anderson-silva-vs-chael-sonnen-ii-confirmed-for-july-7th/
Ex-NFL Star Aaron Hernandez Hangs Himself In Prison Cell
FOR YOU PERSONALLY THESE ARE GENERALLY. WE SHALL SEND IT RETURNING TO JEFF AND SHARON. SHARON: BREAKING DEVELOPMENT. AN OLD NFL STAR AND CONVICTED MURDERER AARON FERNANDEZ DISCOVERED DEAD IN A PRISON CELL. JEFF: CBS 2 KARA FINNSTROM JOINS US. REPORTER: HERNANDES WAS DISCOVERED DEAD INSIDE THE CELL EARLY THIS MORNING AND OFFICIALS IN MASSACHUSETTS ARE SCRABBLING TO UNDERSTAND HOW WHICH COULD HAVE HAPPENED. BEHIND United States WHICH IS A LOOK WITHIN MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON IN SURELY, WHERE HE HAD BEEN BECOMING HELD. HE HAD BEEN IN EIGHT CELL with HIMSELF, BUT OFFICIALS SAY HE HAD BEEN IN A POSITION TO HANG HIMSELF OPERATING A BED PIECE.
THE OTHER DAY THE 27-YEAR OLD WAS CLEARED UP TO 2012 MURDERS. THIS MOVIE SHOWS HIM WIPING TEARS FROM HIS EYES. HERNANDES, SINCE YOU MAY REMEMBER WAS SERVING A SEPARATE LIFETIME SENTENCE, therefore HE RETURNED TO PRISON AND SOMETIME OVERNIGHT OFFICIALS BELIEVE HE USED ITEMS TO BLOCK HIS CELL DOOR FROM THE INSIDE BEFORE KILLING HIMSELF.
CORRECTIONS OFFICERS AS THEY ONCE THEY DISCOVERED HIM THEY ATTEMPTED TO REVIVE HIM RUSHING HIM INTO HOSPITAL, BUT IT WAS also LATE. DISCOVER GREATER DETAIL ON THE CASES AGAINST HIM. HE HAD BEEN DISCOVERED NOT LIABLE OF A 2012– TWO MEN. THE TWO guys WERE FOUND SHOT TO DEATH IN A VEHICLE UPON ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED A DRINK ON HERNANDES AT A BOSTON NIGHTCLUB.
HERNANDES WAS SERVING A SEPARATE LIFE SENTENCE THE 2013 LOSS OF HIS FRIEND, ODIN LLOYD. LLOYD had been A SEMI PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER DATING THE SIBLING OF HERNANDEZ BEYONCÉ. THE MURDER OF LLOYD ENDED A PROMISING FOOTBALL JOB ARE CURRENT AND IS STARTED PLAYING THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS IN 2010 HE PREVIOUSLY A FIVE-YEAR, 40 MILLION-DOLLAR CONTRACTS. HE WAS CUT FROM THE TEAM UPON HIS ARREST IN 2013 MASSACHUSETTS POLICE tend to be AT THE PRESENT AND WE KNOW AN AUTOPSY ARE GOING TO BE DONE.
OF THIS FULL INVESTIGATION IS STARTED TO THE DEATH. MEANWHILE, A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE PATRIOTS SAY THEY HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED ABOUT THIS, BUT GET NO.
THE OTHER DAY THE 27-YEAR OLD WAS CLEARED UP TO 2012 MURDERS. THIS MOVIE SHOWS HIM WIPING TEARS FROM HIS EYES. HERNANDES, SINCE YOU MAY REMEMBER WAS SERVING A SEPARATE LIFETIME SENTENCE, therefore HE RETURNED TO PRISON AND SOMETIME OVERNIGHT OFFICIALS BELIEVE HE USED ITEMS TO BLOCK HIS CELL DOOR FROM THE INSIDE BEFORE KILLING HIMSELF.
CORRECTIONS OFFICERS AS THEY ONCE THEY DISCOVERED HIM THEY ATTEMPTED TO REVIVE HIM RUSHING HIM INTO HOSPITAL, BUT IT WAS also LATE. DISCOVER GREATER DETAIL ON THE CASES AGAINST HIM. HE HAD BEEN DISCOVERED NOT LIABLE OF A 2012– TWO MEN. THE TWO guys WERE FOUND SHOT TO DEATH IN A VEHICLE UPON ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED A DRINK ON HERNANDES AT A BOSTON NIGHTCLUB.
HERNANDES WAS SERVING A SEPARATE LIFE SENTENCE THE 2013 LOSS OF HIS FRIEND, ODIN LLOYD. LLOYD had been A SEMI PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER DATING THE SIBLING OF HERNANDEZ BEYONCÉ. THE MURDER OF LLOYD ENDED A PROMISING FOOTBALL JOB ARE CURRENT AND IS STARTED PLAYING THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS IN 2010 HE PREVIOUSLY A FIVE-YEAR, 40 MILLION-DOLLAR CONTRACTS. HE WAS CUT FROM THE TEAM UPON HIS ARREST IN 2013 MASSACHUSETTS POLICE tend to be AT THE PRESENT AND WE KNOW AN AUTOPSY ARE GOING TO BE DONE.
OF THIS FULL INVESTIGATION IS STARTED TO THE DEATH. MEANWHILE, A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE PATRIOTS SAY THEY HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED ABOUT THIS, BUT GET NO.
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Hilary Rosen knows Alec Baldwin’s heart: ‘He’s not a homophobe’
http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/350738014244311041
CNN’s Jake Tapper put his skills as a journalist to work this afternoon and called out Democrat lobbyist and CNN pundit Hilary Rosen on her somewhat qualified defense of actor Alec Baldwin. Although just about all evidence points elsewhere, Rosen knows Baldwin’s heart and can vouch that, while he does have a big, bad mouth, he’s not a homophobe.
http://twitter.com/#!/neenameena1/status/350704766382383104 http://twitter.com/#!/hilaryr/status/350705838379372545Case closed? Not quite. Although it now looks like Daily Mail reporter George Stark did indeed misread Twitter’s timestamps and falsely accuse Baldwin’s wife of tweeting during James Gandolfini’s funeral, Baldwin in his unhinged rant called Stark a “toxic little queen” and a “bitch” and suggested the reporter would enjoy Baldwin’s boot violently inserted into a certain body cavity — the kind of thing that would be treated as a rape threat if a conservative had said it.
http://twitter.com/#!/Farlee/status/350742749068279810 http://twitter.com/#!/janetney/status/350738493338697729 http://twitter.com/#!/WaynesterAtl/status/350738953713889281 http://twitter.com/#!/DeweyEye/status/350738995044560896 http://twitter.com/#!/donsurber/status/350749382024495105Baldwin’s already doing penance, “reaching out” to GLAAD and explaining that his “ill-advised attack on George Stark of the Daily Mail had absolutely nothing to do with issues of anyone’s sexual orientation” and adding, “As someone who fights against homophobia, I apologize.”
As long as Rosen — who famously accused mother-of-five Ann Romney of never working a day in her life — has revealed her gift to look into people’s hearts … does that gift work with mirrors?
http://twitter.com/#!/jessicarights/status/350739730675142657Related:
Anderson Cooper: ‘Why does Alec Baldwin get a pass?’ Conservative ‘would be vilified’
Paula Deen vs. Alec Baldwin: Tweeters see major double standard
John Ondrasik: A right-wing Alec Baldwin would never work again
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/28/hilary-rosen-knows-alec-baldwins-heart-and-mouth-hes-not-a-homophobe/
Jose Canseco wants to help Dennis Rodman along the right path
http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/308759934806392832
Birds of a feather flock together — or at least eccentric sports stars do. Jose Canseco is offering to help out Dennis Rodman with his diplomatic outreach efforts, after Rodman’s love-fest with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un landed him in hot water. Who could represent America better than these two?
Twitter is not impressed.
His “on the right path” what? Speak english you meathead! RT@josecanseco Dennis rodman your on the right path
— M.R.Scully (@Falling_Short) March 5, 2013
Jose Canseco offering Rodman ‘help’ is akin to a hobo offering to cosign on a crackhouse…..
— Prophet LaQuincy (@gbrads_rants) March 5, 2013
Jose Canseco giving Rodman guidance?!?!Don’t judge, don’t judge, don’t do it LittleFoot, don’t… Imma do it..Aww hell naw!!!#TrainWreck
— LittleFoot (@Cometman1) March 5, 2013
“@josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path” Oh, good gosh, I can’t……
— Teresa (@pinkartgurl59) March 5, 2013
Dennis Rodman and Jose Canseco are true US Ambassadors…Throw in OJ Simpson and I think we’re on to something
— Andrew La Salle (@a_lasalle33) March 5, 2013
The dynamic duo our country needs RT @josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path
— David Bredemus (@davidbredemus) March 5, 2013
He doesn’t want your steroids Jose RT @josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path
— Mike Havoc™ M.S. (@Mik3Havoc) March 5, 2013
Grab some shelter, we’re about to get nuked.“@josecanseco:rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”
— Referee Logic (@RefereeLogic) March 5, 2013
Omg. With Jose Canseco and Dennis Rodman handling foreign policy now, what could possibly go wrong?
— steveparkhurst (@SteveParkhurst) March 5, 2013
We are through the looking glass: @josecanseco is tweeting about helping Dennis Rodman facilitate a meeting between Kim Jong-un & Obama.
— Ryan Vooris (@ryanvooris) March 5, 2013
He needs reliable LR missile 4 Kim’s bday RT @josecanseco Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path
— Bridget Johnson (@Bridget_PJM) March 5, 2013
Reassuring that Canseco is helping out. RT @josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path
— Samuel Lam(@SamuelYLam) March 5, 2013
This wins the internet “@josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”
— Brian Sturgeon (@CaptainSturge) March 5, 2013
I’d rather you go to North Korea. “@josecanseco: If Dennis Rodman can be in North Korea I can be in Albany New York with Senator Klein”
— Troll Cat (@2p2TrollCat) March 4, 2013
World peace right around the corner “@josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”
— Mike Bennett (@mikeb927) March 5, 2013
Blind leading the Blind →“@carichampion “@josecanseco Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path””
— ♛The Real Will.i.am♛ (@Thompson_Pride) March 5, 2013
Then again, maybe “Dennis and Jose’s North Korean Adventure” could be the next big reality show. You never know.
Touching: ‘Tweet your grandfather’s WWII stories’ in honor of Delbert Belton
http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/370770744751714304
As Twitchy has previously reported, two teens assaulted 88-year-old World War II veteran Delbert Belton in North Spokane, Wash., Belton later died from his injuries. Memorials and calls for justice poured in, and as of right now one arrest has been made.
In honor of Mr. Belton (who was wounded on Okinawa) and his service, the hashtag #TweetYourGrandfathersWWIIStories was started. The result has been many moving reminders of heroism cloaked in humility via short stories about those who helped save the world:
http://twitter.com/#!/FreedomUS/status/370943904624812032 http://twitter.com/#!/atomiktiger/status/370953312511602688 http://twitter.com/#!/ScottHuheey/status/370939579597324288 http://twitter.com/#!/mommasaurus009/status/370937941796737025 http://twitter.com/#!/MDMRN/status/370937779376906240 http://twitter.com/#!/theMrsMJT/status/370936904348233728 http://twitter.com/#!/AsherTheAllMan/status/370935708053012480 http://twitter.com/#!/MJGossman/status/370935481212489728 http://twitter.com/#!/ED_R_1976/status/370935209115783169 http://twitter.com/#!/vbspurs/status/370934384947625984 http://twitter.com/#!/Kari_in_Kansas/status/370931461223755776 http://twitter.com/#!/RayMooch/status/370926647517925377 http://twitter.com/#!/darelf/status/370941395479330817 http://twitter.com/#!/FightingSwiss/status/370877855464308738 http://twitter.com/#!/tmarsh83/status/370877398612709376 http://twitter.com/#!/ED_R_1976/status/370935209115783169 http://twitter.com/#!/ED_R_1976/status/370935337859956736#TweetYourGrandfathersWWIIStories I'll never fill these shoes. His SECOND big war. And some smaller ones. http://t.co/RJumI79k0V— Mike St James (@MCTStJames) August 23, 2013
http://twitter.com/#!/psjohnson23/status/370933216342835200 http://twitter.com/#!/DA_Shue/status/370780833734332416 http://twitter.com/#!/firewall03/status/370775938817990657 http://twitter.com/#!/AGM100TUC/status/370771404158812160There are so many and we wish we had room for every one of them. You can see all of them here.
