Top 20 #ExcusesToDrink

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Some people, like Bobby Brown, don’t need an excuse to drink. Other, more normal people, don’t find it fun to be wasted every second of every waking hour, but do occasionally enjoy getting a little buzzed when they have a good excuse.

Today is your lucky day because we have enough excuses to last you a lifetime!

#ExcusesToDrink…The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people… I'm helping our economy.

— Angela Powers (@ImAngelaPowers) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink ….. I'm an alcoholic….

— hollywood cole (@j0nnyblanc0) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink your liver isnt damaged enough.

— TrueNess (@marfmellow) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink ~~~> Need To Wash Down Your Food!

— JDolcéVita (@J_DolceVita) March 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/reginaaah/status/184376594389942272

Im not the one driving #ExcusesToDrink

— Brian Randolph (@iGrind4Mines) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink The Doctor Said A Glass A Day Is Good For You!

— Living Life (@Quincy7) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink well all the guys here are ugly.. But vodka shall make them attractive. #boom

— Conceited Girl Probz (@conceitdgrlprbz) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink im sad, im happy, im mad.. basically any emotion lol

— Ms Krazie (@MSKRAZIE) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink da room is full of ugly ppl

— joey Alexander (@joeyarivera) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink You look so good, it would be a disservice to not stand around in a towel while holding a glass of bourbon.

— Salvatore Fireplace (@TVDFireplace) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink I've been sober all day…

— Mr. Peters (@Joe_Unchained) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink Because am sobering up……….

— Paddy Doherty (@ParodyDoherty) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink "I only drink twice a year – when it's my birthday and when it's not my birthday."

— funnyorfact (@funnyorfact) March 26, 2012

#ExcusesToDrink To get rid of the glass half full/ half empty quandry

— Matt Lewis (@MattISFunny) March 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/lawschoolbetch/status/184377284902391808

https://twitter.com/#!/alysha_r/status/184372974231621632

#ExcusesToDrink it's 5 o'clock somewhere ✌💗🍻 #peacelovecheers

— Brunette Betch (@BrunetteBetch) March 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/fratdaddypsk/status/184376818588073984

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Leaman Ralph

Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it. Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||