Tag: Twitter

‘Want engaged and getting married a mujahid in Syria?’: JihadMatchmaker is without a doubt for you [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/graciestyle/status/510641073501528064

Cutting-off thoughts and persecuting spiritual minorities doesn’t keep carefully the time for your own personel personel life. Fortunately there’s an authentic matchmaking solution for many times’s jihadi regarding our house. I’m Achmed and I additionally in addition also enjoy killing infidels, rioting, explosions, and lengthy strolls on beach…

Roundup: ISIS takes to Twitter to have mates for militants | Iran attempting to spin Christian persecution crisis http://t.co/FWLPKeLYDJ

— Lisa Daftari (@LisaDaftari) September 14, 2014

Constantly get hitched a mujahid in Syria? After that DM inside age, languages and marital problem nowadays. Allah is numerous adequate!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 7, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker the heck can do that? Something very wrong for you people? "we need to get hitched a terrorists!" #saysnooneever

— lyndi tatter (@lynditatter) September 12, 2014

Make sure is remains halal and get hitched: Picture each of the small mujahideen experimenting.. Prophet s.w potential happy 🙂

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 8, 2014

Because of the development out from the area recently, everyone was under inviting towards matchmaking response.

@JihadMatchmaker I am Hoochy Ma Ma Ma Mama! Wanting Jihad lover! pic.twitter.com/y0btA5xp07

— RedElephant (@WeSeeRed) September 13, 2014

@WeSeeRed @JihadMatchmaker HAHAHA COMPLEMENT made! It is my task to wondered whatever have been under those Burkas pic.twitter.com/sfWllzPPK6

— HICKORY (@claydirtman) September 13, 2014

4 those following dedication you may be advised to quickly & nowadays our business is at the ayaam al-baydh (center times for the hijri 30 days which fasting is sunnah.)

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 8, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker Jihad brides for #ISIS #AlQaeda #MuslimBrotherhood distributed by JihadMatchmaker on Twitter! pic.twitter.com/9wbKVP3SJm

— RedElephant (@WeSeeRed) September 13, 2014

Mmmmm, Bacon @JihadMatchmaker pic.twitter.com/cnsNcQRdn8

— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) September 13, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker I'm 3'2" and seeking for a gratifying understanding pic.twitter.com/2vSA0hmpFW

— Greg G. (@gsquarednc) September 12, 2014

JM is overloaded with tweets since I have actually was jihadi! Your pet photos are generally absurd lol Islam forbids dedication to pets unlike some claims!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 13, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker I am certain however be SO pleased with all Yazidi adolescents that u puppies can be obtained to fat old guys. Compliments Allah for females.

— International Soul (@BKsCorner) September 11, 2014

Lisa Daftari writes:

“The Islamic State/Caliphate views are usually grounded through actually extremely early Islamic record,” Yigal Carmon, creator and president of Washington-based MEMRI advertised. “The Caliphate these days is imitating that design, in addition as a result planning to invoke women in struggle as was in fact the smoothness of females fighters during early Islam.”

Individuals in nations specially Tunisia and Yemen have actually truly obviously delivered their own youthful daughters to own satisfaction in “sexual jihad,” starting short-term “marriages” with jihadists, allowing them to possess intercourse without breaking his or her description applying this Koran.

Three ladies from Minnesota have actually actually actually traveled towards area to become listed on Islamic State, about a report by day-to-day Mail. The 3 women, regarded as from Minnesota’s Somali neighbor hood, evidently kept their particular domiciles three weeks hence, prone to become nurses maintaining the damage jihadis harmed in Syria and Iraq, the report stated.

Another report by MEMRI [Middle East Media evaluation Institute] requires the capture of Yazidi females as intercourse slaves from villages Islamic condition features conquered in north Iraq. The women are usually demonstrably held by fighters or provided as sexual intercourse slaves.

Nonetheless females are none the less attracted this action.

Allahu Akbar JihadMatchmaker is nearing 100 supporters, carry-on going!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 12, 2014

Rock over.

@JihadMatchmaker salaam, i’m a UK journo, have actually really several issues re. IS fighters and marriages. Can we chat? Jzkallah Khair

— Hussein Kesvani (@HKesvani) September 9, 2014

@HKesvani JM is without question for all not only IS. Any inquiries you have got do not delay – ask.

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 10, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker jzk will DM quickly

— Hussein Kesvani (@HKesvani) September 10, 2014

@HKesvani Restricted to clarification our jihad is dawah and a less intense lifestyle, wedding service is a natural component of life. Now about in case the issues..

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 10, 2014

@HKesvani .. keep obvious to not ever ever before in the past ask that no advantage to muslims general. wa anta jazaak!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 10, 2014

“Feel liberal to ask” problems but “be wary” of precisely what problems you could really ask.

Chilling.

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Have significantly more tips: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/14/want-to-marry-a-mujahid-in-syria-jihad-matchmaker-is-for-you-pics/

Jill Filipovic unimpressed with right-wing dude’s legislation degree from U of Twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/sallykohn/status/527171307205828608

Attorney Aaron Worthing on Tuesday decided to utilize up Sally Kohn regarding the (temporary) request for an awareness in connection with Constitution.

That commitment will likely be worth reading-in full, specifically for Worthing’s considerable, courteous and buyer a response to Kohn’s issue, nevertheless it completed up beingn’t what she desired to hear.

Attorney and Cosmopolitan senior federal government journalist Jill Filipovic didn’t desire Kohn be horribly unfortunate and dismissed Worthing as just a right-wing man simply which “earned” their particular J.D. on Twitter.

After overlooking today hours that, because of the element in the get-out-the-vote work, the feminists at Cosmopolitan had delighted on a “party bus” staffed with topless male types, it finished up evident that Cosmo staff won’t be efficient at experiencing pity or pity. So we can’t this is certainly amazing Filipovic will likely be sorry for that tweet at all — do not previously mind Worthing’s abilities. Yale, University of Twitter, whatever. He’s a right-wing guy, and therefore’s what counts.

 

 

 

 

Get more information: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/28/cosmos-jill-filipovic-unimpressed-with-right-wing-dudes-law-degree-from-twitter-that-is-yale/

‘Keep comfortable and look making use of this puppy’: Twitter gents and ladies survive brief outage

http://twitter.com/#!/momsreview4you/status/507252961958199296

Twitter heading down early in the day caused a big change of males and females to see an of good use Twitter which makes an effort to curl up the nerves of every person only just which might-have-been in panic mode:

http://twitter.com/#!/Londonandreams/status/507257712380739584 http://twitter.com/#!/DJ__nufc/status/507259908417683456 http://twitter.com/#!/FriendsReactss/status/507255555040493568 http://twitter.com/#!/NolteNC/status/507256293099569152 http://twitter.com/#!/jrsalzman/status/507254389732802561 http://twitter.com/#!/AlexJamesFitz/status/507252290605285376 http://twitter.com/#!/Guyism/status/507252191422599168

But all is clearly these days:

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/507258515589980163

Rea additional: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/03/keep-calm-and-look-at-this-dog-in-a-bow-tie-facebook-users-survive-brief-outage/

Rawr! Obama #PajamaBoy selfie & other mash-ups & memes [Photoshops]

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/413150207669325824

On Monday, the world cringed and giggled as it met Pajama Boy, @BarackObama’s masculinity-challenged, onesie-clad spokesmodel for Obamacare. Rawr!

http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/413079861922508800

The mockery was swift and sure and something called “masculonormative.” Heh.

http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/413152485495160832

It continued through the night with mash-ups and other sidesplitting Photoshops. Jon Gabriel’s brilliant #PajamaBoy selfie was the early and undefeated winner, with over 300 retweets. Care to double that, Twitchy readers?

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/413170865816088576

Selfies and bronies and bros, oh my!

http://twitter.com/#!/Coondawg68/status/413175249987842048 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/413288592979820544 http://twitter.com/#!/skyfullofbacon/status/413147399352119296 http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/413294981877473280 http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/413170265422839808 http://twitter.com/#!/smittie61984/status/413180659969298432 http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/413157913834713088 http://twitter.com/#!/Coyoteblog/status/413183935200235520 http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/413117541678997505

Messina’d!

http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/413179523371638784

All that’s missing is creepy Jim in a Hoodie-Footie. And if we know Twitter (and we think we do), there will be a Sirota douche-punch onesie by the end of the day. Don’t disappoint us! (We’re looking at you, @CuffyMeh, @ExJon and @Matthops82.)

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveVDK_hunter/status/413189527164182530

Nevah!

http://twitter.com/#!/heyLauraFreed/status/413275823798362112

Editor’s note: It’s important to us that the Photoshoppers are properly credited for their work. If you spot a stolen pic, please let us know so we can shame the thief and give props to the right people.

Update: Some more entries!

http://twitter.com/#!/Afterseven/status/413298994689765376 http://twitter.com/#!/KennyW_NLR/status/413208038737055744

Related:

Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy

Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]

Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]

OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]

‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/twitter-gold-the-obama-pajamaboy-selfie-and-other-must-see-mash-ups-and-memes-photoshops/

6 Pieces Of Corporate News Released While No One Was Reading

More people on holiday, fewer people paying attention. It’s a perfect recipe for a corporate disclosure to fly beneath the radar.

With readers on holiday, corporate disclosures released at the end of the year often go unnoticed. Here are 6 stories culled from announcements and filings from Christmas Eve to the New Year.

1. Daily Journal Corporation

Daily Journal Corporation

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The California-based legal publisher is also big shareholder in many US banks, thanks to the leadership of its chairman and Berkshire Hathaway number two Charlie Munger. On Monday it said that one of its quarterly earnings statements “should no longer be relied on.”

The problem is an expected change in how some deferred revenue will be taxed. The company said it reached this decision on December 29 — Monday — after discussing it with its new auditor, BDO.

Daily Journal had removed its prior auditor, “Big Four” member EY, in June after a dispute over its internal controls. Daily Journal also said it had notified the NASDAQ on Tuesday that it won’t be able to file a timely annual report, which violates the exchange’s listing rules. The company also disclosed that it “it will not provide preliminary, unaudited results for fiscal 2014 until it has more certainty regarding BDO’s position on the income tax accounting.”

2. Yahoo

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Denis Balibouse / Reuters

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer disclosed that she had sold some 36,000 shares of Yahoo stock for an average price of $51.16, bringing in a total of $1.8 million. She also exercised 36,000 options to buy Yahoo stock at $18.87. The sales and acquisitoins were part of an executive trading plan she adopted in Novmber, 2013. Yahoo and Mayer made the official filing on Christmas Eve, while the sales and purchases were made on December 22.

3. Advanced Micro Devices

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Stringer Taiwan / Reuters

The microchip company Advanced Micro Devices said on Monday that it had settled a shareholder lawsuit over its stock grants to its new CEO Lisa Su in October. As part of the settlement, disclosed in a regulatory filing on Monday, AMD said it would rescind the about $4.7 million in stock awards it had granted Su. The company said in its filling, however, that it “intends to return Dr. Su’s equity compensation to the level it should have been prior to the action to void and rescind the equity awards described above at or near the earliest practicable opportunity.”

4. Jeb Bush

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Jonathan Ernst / Reuters

After announcing he was “actively exploring” a run for the presidency, former Florida governor Jeb Bush resigned from the boards of two companies where he served as a director: the timber company Rayonier and the healthcare company Tenet. Rayonier announced his resignation on Monday, while Tenet announced his departure on Christmas Eve.

5. Twitter

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Eric Thayer / Reuters

Twitter founder Ev Williams and his wife sold over $14 million worth of Twitter shares through various trusts and companies that own Twitter stock. The sales took place on the 22nd and 23rd but were disclosed on Christmas Eve.

6. Louis Dreyfus

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Todd Korol / Reuters

Mayo Schmidt.

The commodities trading firm Louis Dreyfus announced at the end of November that it had picked a new CEO: the former head of Canadian agriculture company Viterra, Mayo Schmidt. But on New Year’s Eve the firm announced that Schmidt would not be coming on, “following a more detailed analysis of the terms and conditions of their planned employment relationship.”

Thumbail photo by Phil Davis via flickr.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewzeitlin/6-pieces-of-corporate-news-released-while-no-one-was-reading

Internet sensation Sharkeisha has a Twitter account?

http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405704874303971328

Yesterday, Twitchy told you about Sharkeisha, the girl who brutally punched and kicked an unsuspecting victim and subsequently became a Twitter phenomenon.

Now, Twitchy has learned that someone with the Twitter handle @LilButtSHAR is claiming that she is Sharkeisha. She says she has been visited by police as a result of the viral video and is being blamed for someone’s suicide.

Fake or real, the account has gained tens of thousands of followers.

Some of the account’s recent tweets are included below:

http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405706630110932992 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405708628503855104 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405736818877820929 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405738436876713984 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405749776261849088 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405796166501408768 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405815034237837312 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405823815747256321 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405846063061282817 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405846275968352256 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405855281566851072

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/28/internet-sensation-sharkeisha-has-a-twitter-account/

NRO’s Kathryn Jean Lopez takes the high road after Gawker scumbag gets nasty

http://twitter.com/#!/DecentFilms/status/426725040847994880

Ain’t that the truth.

Gawker editor John Cook, who’s already proven himself to be quite adept at being a douchebag, can now add “professional misogynist” to his CV. After learning that NRO’s Kathryn Jean Lopez was following him on Twitter, he reacted like the gentleman he is:

http://twitter.com/#!/johnjcook/status/426585670220787712

Class-say.

http://twitter.com/#!/MZHemingway/status/426586871482036224 http://twitter.com/#!/kerpen/status/426732918518468608 http://twitter.com/#!/fbeckwith/status/426735924160888833 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/426593016732602368

That’s not all Cook could learn from her:

http://twitter.com/#!/PeterRoff/status/426722359181979649

First-class? You bet. Lopez responded with her trademark grace:

http://twitter.com/#!/kathrynlopez/status/426730916027723777 http://twitter.com/#!/kathrynlopez/status/426731651905777664

Predictably, Cook took nothing away from his lesson in civility:

http://twitter.com/#!/johnjcook/status/426741786657046529 http://twitter.com/#!/johnjcook/status/426741917947531264 http://twitter.com/#!/johnjcook/status/426742086923083776 http://twitter.com/#!/johnjcook/status/426742835870593024

What a sleazy jerk.

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John Cook, Gawker writer who published two-year-old list of ‘gun-owning a**holes,’ promoted to editor

Civility! Foul Gawker publishes George W. Bush’s private email

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/24/nros-kathryn-jean-lopez-takes-the-high-road-after-gawker-scumbag-gets-nasty/

‘I’m worried’: Val Kilmer’s ‘collages for sale’ draw horrified giggles [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/SallyMcSurly/status/437265242960429056

Actor Val Kilmer appeared in “The Doors,” “Tombstone,” and “Batman Forever.” Now, the “Real Genius” is hawking his collages on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436993263858221056 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436994703263678465

Yes, he says he created the collages.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014379666497537 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437265245354983424 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437267045063720961

Stay tuned, guys.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014767627026433

Shia LaBeouf school of “meta-modernist performance art,” true calling or something more mysterious?

http://twitter.com/#!/glorndeenth/status/437287564584550402 http://twitter.com/#!/bdinbigd/status/437052841002139648

Kilmer’s art is iffy, but this trolling is museum quality.

http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437266747977392130 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437267097006387200 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437271989875908608

At least there’s this?

http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/437267583524290560

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/26/im-worried-about-val-kilmer-actors-collages-for-sale-draw-horrified-giggles-pics/

Twitter unveils new profile page layout; Reviews mixed

http://twitter.com/#!/tgreames/status/454781918987309056

Twitter has unveiled a new layout for profile pages, and Michelle Obama’s profile is one of the first to show off the new design.

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http://twitter.com/#!/Right_Writer/status/454679520642347008

Twitter explains the reasons for the change on its blog, but Silicon Valley stalwart Guy Kawasaki has developed some guidelines for working with the new layout.

http://twitter.com/#!/GuyKawasaki/status/454678267870846976

Early reviews are split.

http://twitter.com/#!/Jandalize/status/453871971407642625

Dear @twitter, Most of us don't like the new layout/design of Twitter via web. Sincerely, this is /twitter/ & not an IG website or Facebook.— rain (@INSPIREDLOU) April 11, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/evilpez4/status/453584911761690624 http://twitter.com/#!/NilimDutta/status/454825661941575680 http://twitter.com/#!/BalsamSaleh/status/453501826789572608

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/12/twitter-unveils-new-profile-page-layout-reviews-mixed/