Here’s What The Men From “The Princess Diaries” Look Like Now

SHUT. UP.

1. Robert Schwartzman as Michael Moscovitz

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Since The Princess Diaries, Schwartzman has acted in a few shorts, but he’s more known for being the lead singer-songwriter of the band Rooney. Additionally, Schwartzman’s written songs for films such as Palo Alto, Bad Teacher, and Nancy Drew. His solo album, Double Capricorn, is available for digital download here, with all proceeds donated to the Tibetan Healing Fund.

2. Erik von Detten as Josh Bryant

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After the success of The Princess Diaries, von Detten guest-starred on shows such as Law & Order: SVU, Charmed, and Bones. He was also a lead on the short-lived TV show Complete Savages, and his last acting credit was as the voice of Sid in Toy Story 3.

3. Patrick John Flueger as Jeremiah Hart

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The Princess Diaries was Flueger’s first film role, and he’s gone on to guest-star on shows such as CSI: Miami, Law & Order: SVU, and Criminal Minds. He was part of the sci-fi TV show The 4400 and now plays rookie cop Adam Ruzek on Chicago P.D. He also has a couple of films coming out later this year.

4. Hector Elizondo as Joe

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Elizondo’s been in numerous film and TV productions since The Princess Diaries. Some of these include Valentine’s Day, New Year’s Eve, and The Book of Life. (He’s actually been in every one of director Garry Marshall’s films.) Elizondo also played recurring characters on Cane, Monk, and Grey’s Anatomy. His newest project, Max & Me, will premiere in 2016.

5. Sean O’Bryan as Teacher Patrick O’Connell

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O’Bryan’s guest-starred on shows such as NCIS, Cold Case, and Dexter. In 2010, he was part of the short-lived TV show Persons Unknown. More recently, O’Bryan acted in New Year’s Eve and Olympus Has Fallen. He is currently filming two different movies, London Has Fallen and The Fix, both of which are set to premiere in 2015.

6. Larry Miller as Hairdresser Paolo

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Miller’s had recurring roles on shows such as My Wife and Kids and 8 Simple Rules. Back in 2009, he was part of the short-lived TV show 10 Things I Hate About You, based on the film of the same name (in which he also had a role). He has three films coming out in the next couple of years, and he’s also performing stand-up. Unfortunately, Miller isn’t touring at the moment, but you can check and see when he’ll start up again here.

7. John Rhys-Davies as Viscount Mabrey

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Rhys-Davies lent his voice to the iconic Gimli in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, as well as LOTR-themed video games. He was also the voice of the villain ManRay from SpongeBob SquarePants. In 2014, Rhys-Davies voiced Grand Pabbie on Once Upon a Time. He has several film and TV projects premiering in 2015, including The Shannara Chronicles and The Cove.

8. Callum Blue as Andrew Jacoby

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British-born Blue went on to act in Dead Like Me, The Tudors, Smallville, and Royal Pains. In 2012, he starred in Book Club, a web series for bibliophiles. Blue has two thrillers coming out in 2015, Dartmoor Killing and The Cove, alongside his The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement co-star, John Rhys-Davies.

9. Chris Pine as Nicholas Devereaux

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Since The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, Pine has become a household name. He’s starred as Kirk in Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness. More recently, he can be seen in Into the Woods and Horrible Bosses 2. His fans call themselves “Pine-Nuts,” and created this fansite back in 2007. Look for Pine in the TV show Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp coming out later this year, and Star Trek 3 in 2016.

10. It’s been 14 years since the first film — still looking good, gents!

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Here’s The First Look At Elsa And Anna In The Brand-New “Frozen” Short

Get a sneak peek at Frozen Fever — an all-new animated short, debuting in theaters on March 13 with screenings of Cinderella.

Disney’s 2013 movie Frozen went on to win two Academy Awards (for Best Animated Feature Film and Best Original Song), dominated the box office, and became a full-fledged cultural force, spawning an omnipresent merchandising line, a national ice-skating tour, live-action incarnations on ABC’s Once Upon a Time, a weird baby-delivering app, lots of tattoos, and the newest addition, a short film, titled Frozen Fever, which will hit theaters with the live-action Cinderella on March 13.

While little is known of the plot, Disney has released five new images — and a short featurette — that have revealed a couple of new details!

Frozen Fever picks up a few months after the events of Frozen and Arendelle is a happy town once more.

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Elsa (Idina Menzel), Kristoff (Jonathan Groff), and Olaf (Josh Gad) are trying to throw Anna (Kristen Bell) a birthday party. The only hitch? Elsa has a cold.

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Elsa’s powers “may put more than just the party at risk,” per Disney…

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But thankfully, that fierce braid is still flawlessly intact.

And she has a new dress that is very spring-y! Disney

Most importantly, Frozen Fever will feature a new song written by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez, who penned “Let It Go.”

And cake. There will be cake. Disney

So now your children will have two songs to play on a loop, for the rest of eternity!

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Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst

Bibbidi-bobbidi-flop.

1. You all know Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella’s fate for the better…

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2. Well #disbitch is actually the laziest, most IDIOTIC fairy godmother to EVER have existed and should be completely BANNED from ever serving another orphan girl.

3. To start off, we first meet this so-called “Fairy Godmother” when Cinderella’s distress (over her inability to go to the ball) summoned her.

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4. Cinderella has no fucking CLUE who this woman is, which is a little surprising because aren’t Fairy Godmothers supposed to protect you your whole life? ESPECIALLY those who have lived a life like Cinderella?

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Like both of her parents are D E A D as fuck and she’s a servant to her wicked stepmother. HELLO FAIRY GODMOTHER— THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COME IN.

5. Anyways, after this “fairy” just nonchalantly shows up to help Cinderella get to the ball, SHE CAN’T EVEN FIND HER FUCKING WAND.

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Her one source of magic, I might add.

6. YOU HAD ONE JOB, GODMOTHER.

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Like are you a Hogwarts dropout or some shit?

7. After retracing her steps, she ends up finding her wand, and thinks, HMMM YOU KNOW WHAT CINDY NEEDS? SHE NEEDS A CARRIAGE MADE OUT OF A FUCKING PUMPKIN.

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Because that’s the most IDEAL FORM OF TRANSPORTATION to get to a ball.

8. After she uses her limitless sorcery to make a carriage OUT OF A PUMPKIN, she decides it should be pulled by MICE TURNED INTO HORSES.

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Because why would you make this magic pumpkin carriage fly? THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

9. … And during all of this, there was LITERALLY a horse right next to her that she could have just made into a better, prettier horse to pull the carriage.

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Horse-mice that have never been bigger than a few inches UNTIL NOW is a MUCH better option, obviously.

10. So then this ~vigilant~ fairy finally notices the horse and decides he would make a PERFECT coachman.

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FUNDAMENTALLY PROBLEMATIC.

11. Yeah, Fairy Godmother, LET’S PUT A HORSE-HUMAN IN CHARGE OF MICE-HORSES TO GET CINDERELLA TO THE BALL SAFELY. THIS WILL END WELL.

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YOU DRUNK GIRL?

12. AND THEN she decides to turn a dog into a human too, serving no purpose whatsoever.

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She was just YOLO-ing at this point.

13. But most importantly, let’s NOT forget that this “Godmother” was about to PEACE OUT until Cindy was all like, “WHAT ABOUT MY DRESS, BITCH?!?!?!?!”

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LADY.

14. THERE YOU GO. WAS THAT SO HARD, GODMOTHER?

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15. And then, to make it all just a TOTAL FLOPPAGE, this WORTHLESS fairy decides to put A TIME LIMIT on everything and is basically like, “TAKE BACKSIES AT MIDNIGHT!”

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K thanks.

16. So let’s just collect our thoughts here for a second:

This “Fairy Godmother,” whose whole purpose in life is to make Cinderella happy, showed up for the first time EVER in NINETEEN YEARS to spoil her with materialistic things, FOR A FUCKING DANCE, and it will all only last for a few hours? YOU GAVE THIS POOR ORPHAN HAPPINESS THAT WILL LAST SHORTER THAN A LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE?

OK AWESOME — THANKS FAIRY GODMOTHER!!! XOXOOXOXOXOXO

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17. So Cinderella SOMEHOW manages to get to the ball safely and charms the ass off of Price Charming…

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OK…So maybe this fairy knows what she’s doing.

18. But then it gets dangerously close to midnight so Cinderella storms off in a hurry and her shoe slips off her foot…

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19. REALLY FGM???????????????????????????????????

20. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE PROPER GLASS SLIPPER SIZE FOR CINDERELLA? HUH, FAIRY FUCKIN’ GODDAMNMOTHER!! ! ! ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

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Like poor Cinderella must have been stumblin’ ALL NIGHT.

21. So, because Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother has no fuckin’ clue what she’s doing, girl is back to living in rags and ends up BEING LOCKED UP by her stepmother.

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22. Meanwhile, this “Fairy Godmother” is NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

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23. All I’m sayin’ is, if you can alter the DNA of a mouse to turn it into a FUCKING HORSE, you can magically unlock a door and get Cinderella out of her room.

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24. I get that it all worked out and Cindy lived “happily ever after,” or whatever, but why didn’t this fairy speed up this process a little quicker with her magic stick? LIKE WHY WAIT TO SHOW UP UNTIL SHE’S UPSET ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO A DANCE?

 

25. Because I mean, Cinderella went through a lot worse than not being able to go to the ball…

26. Like where was this Fairy Godmother when she was forced to scrub floors?

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27. Where was this “Fairy Godmother” when she was being physically assulted by her stepfamily?!?

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28. Or say, I don’t know, WHEN BOTH HER MOTHER AND FATHER DIED?! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GODMOTHER!!!!!?!?! !! ! !!

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29. I’m sorry homefairy, but you could have bibbibi-bobbidi-booped Cinderella a better life A LONG ASS TIME before you actually did. And because of that, you are the ABSOLUTE WORST Fairy Godmother to have ever existed.

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AKA Fairy Godmother.

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We Got 9 Disney Panorama Before Science And This Can Be Horrifying

you can easily thank me someday for harming your childhood.

1. If mermaids was in fact real from then on Ariel’s nostrils might be through the entire woman head.

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In the little Mermaid, Ariel’s biggest problem may be the fabulous drag-queen like octopus, Ursula. However if mermaids truly designed to mobile residence into sea next Ariel’s story would take a rather many adjustment.

“[Mermaids] could possibly have undoubtedly dorsal fins protruding among these backs. Look closely at dolphins. Besides, the hands is going to be fin-like or gone. There is not much usage for practical view water. A lot more, their noses would-be on tops from the minds. Not just that, they would be hairless, this is exactly why no on line on the web online streaming tresses,” University of Ca, Irvine evolutionary biologist Bradford Hawkins, Ph.D., informed BuzzFeed over post.

Unless Prince Eric is into “alternative” appearances, it appears like he’s ain’t gonna kiss your ex partner.

2. Aladdin and Jasmine’s faces would burn inside their enchanting wonder flooring getaway, good principles of physics.

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During Aladdin and Jasmine’s oh-so-romantic essential carpeting trip, the a small number of traveled from Cairo to Athens in basically one 2nd. Alejandro Garcia, Ph.D., an animation physicist at San Jose State University and DreamWorks informed united states just what would take place should this be truly the idea is that feasible.

With regards to Garcia’s computations, they could be going at around 621 kilometers per second. The drag energy or environment weight is 100 million times bigger than their weight.

“Since meteors burn-up while they go fully into the environment and they travel among these costing only [6 to 43 kilometers] per 2nd, any difficulty . Aladdin and Jasmine truly require some secret to help keep these secure through viscous heat created by their particular task through environment,” he marketed.

They’d be squashed degree as a consequence of the energy at the same time disintegrate because of the heat. Aladdin and Jasmine would none the less encounter another world…in hell.

3. Finding Nemo is certainly a totally free account about incest.

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Nemo is a clownfish anyone who mother ended up being undoubtedly unfortunately utilized by a barracuda in movie, making their particular bad mothers and dad a widower.

None the less if this was in fact biologically exact, Nemo is a part of some family-friendly enjoyable which can ben’t precisely Disney kosher. Clownfish tend to be hermaphrodites, regarding fishery scientist Patrick Cooney’s site.

Nemo’s moms and dad would turned out to be females whenever their particular spouse dies. “Since Nemo may be the simply some other clownfish around, he becomes a male and mates together with his father (who’s today a female). Should their particular daddy perish, Nemo would develop into a girl and lover with another male,” Cooney blogged. Demonstrably, Nemo is experiencing an Oedifish complex.

4. Pinocchio’s head would break-down after he informed 13 lies.

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Pinocchio was in fact a lumber puppet anyone who one need should be to come to be a proper guy. But however a challenge: His nostrils would develop whenever he informed a lie.

Centered on Steffan Llewellyn’s computations in Journal of Interdisciplinary Science Topics (JIST), Pinocchio would just can notify 13 lies before his nostrils hits around 682 legs and that’s why he could be decapitated as a result of the energy exerted by their particular head-on his / her neck.

“Nevertheless, this phenomenal ability are of good concern in terms of puppet, and
lengthy, substantial lies are usually recommended against, about medical insurance and wellness of Pinocchio,” he published.

It looks like Pinocchio cannot come to be a traditional guy, however.

5. Prince Naveen’s become a frog would trigger fun transformation might break Tiana, relating to E=mc2.

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It’s every girl’s dream to obtain married a prince…and destroy the entire world. In The Princess form Frog, Prince Naveen in the course of time becomes genuine person once again after he marries Tiana. Clearly, it is the idea is that possible to have sufficient power for a frog to change into men and women, considering Yannic Chen’s computations in JIST.

To get this done, you’d want to make use of vast majority regarding the ability out-of environment: This causes every thing to freeze, including environment, reported Alejandro Garcia. Nitrogen and environment ended up being fluids. Atmosphere would hurry towards the vacuum produced by reasonable environment anxiety. “This should-be similar to enjoyable differ from a nuclear item,” Garcia reported.

They could be damaged because of anxiety with this specific blast modification, reported Garcia. Or their stomachs along with body organs would burst or shatter from consuming fluid nitrogen, on the basis of the BBC. Together with the heat which might be created would burn up their retinas and skin, describes the solutions for disease Control and security. It’s a love story the numerous years.

6. Geppetto from Pinocchio are going to be dismembered while he’s swallowed by Monstro the whale.

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inside movie, Pinocchio’s individual “father” Geppetto is swallowed by a large whale but manages to flee, unscathed, anytime whale sneezes.

Pertaining to Hawkins, Geppetto may suffocate if he’s swallowed whole. The whale would vomit up Geppetto, whilst the animal is unquestionably perhaps not altered to soak up mammal meat.

Since Monstro is a toothed whale, like killer whales, afterwards it’s significantly predisposed that Monstro would rip Geppetto to pieces before consuming him. It is similar to the means killer whales eat seals, marketed Hawkins.

7. Resting Beauty could be covered in products.

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In resting Beauty, our heroine Aurora, comes into situations of elegant, deep rest, and she will you need to be awakened by a kiss through the woman genuine love.

In accurate, it is known as a coma. Without medical help, Aurora would perish of thirst within as soon as every seven days or two, stated Hawkins.

The lady smooth epidermis would transform dried out, scaly, and brittle as considering dehydration. Additionally, she’d have truly actually bad breathing considering insufficient saliva (including anti-bacterial properties). Ignore that kiss, princess.

8. Princess Elsa from Frozen is a killer.

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In Frozen, Princess Elsa accidentally freezes your ex lover sis Anna inside many innocent of practices. Basically, Anna thaws and comes home remain. All of them live happily formerly after.

In precise, Anna would die. “It is undoubtedly perhaps not today possible to unfreeze some body, even if you discover followers of cryogenics who think this could be one-day,” Hawkins promoted.

Here’s the straightforward fact: In cryogenics, the body is positioned with compounds being prevent blood-clotting, good BBC. Anna’s blood would coagulate without the the method. And lady cells would freeze and shatter without kind of specific anti-freeze. Demonstrably, her human anatomy possible beyond information data data recovery towards many gruesome of means. Many Thanks, Elsa.

9. Truly, The Lion King may be the absolute many scientifically certain Disney movie, despite getting about talking animals.

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who are able to forgot this popular scene wherein Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa stare up within sky and pontificate towards performers. Simba, that’s reported becoming first option, seems performers are often lifeless frontrunners (idiot). Timon says they’re fireflies.

Nonetheless it is at truth Pumbaa whom reported, “i believed they certainly were balls of gas-burning website link between kilometers away.” Touche, Pumbaa.

Unfortuitously, Simba would consume Pumbaa and Timon if this were true to life.

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