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When You See Why He Put His Oven Rack In The Bathtub, You’ll Want To Do The Same

I always dread the afternoon I set aside to clean my oven. The built-in cycle releases toxic fumes into my home, and I imagine it can’t be healthy for anyone who’s still inside while it’s running. But without it, how else do you get rid of the burnt-on bits from hundreds of meals? Well, all you really need is a bathtub, a towel, some dishwashing soap, and baking soda!

No toxic fumes or need to scrub for hours? This is the best cleaning hack ever!

Mullane live-tweets Gosnell deliberations; No verdict today

http://twitter.com/#!/jdmullane/status/329072085479616513

As Twitchy reported, closing arguments in the case of Kermit Gosnell and his abortion house of horrors were made yesterday. The defense grossly tried to paint the case as racially motivated and called it a “tsunami of hype.”

Sickening.

The prosecution blasted Gosnell in its closing statement asking, “Are you human?“

Today, the jury deliberates. Columnist J.D. Mullane, who has been tirelessly covering this case from the start, is live-tweeting from the scene.

At #Gosnell in Phila — Judge Jeffrey Minehart completes two-hour jury charge. Deliberations underway.

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

At #Gosnell, courtroom empty and silent except for co-defendant Eileen O’Neill who sits alone at defense table chin to chest, crying softly.

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

Unlike Kermit Gosnell, who has been smiling throughout. Evil smiles, literally.

ADA Ed Cameron waits outside courtroom 304 on Tues April 30 as #Gosnell jury deliberates fate of Phila abortionist. twitter.com/jdmullane/stat…

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

At #Gosnell, jury sends Judge Minehart question to “define theft by deception.” Co-def Eileen O’Neill faces six counts.

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

#Gosnell jury asks Judge Minehart for definition of infanticide.

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

Twitchy will continue to monitor and will update with further developments. We pray that justice will be served.

Update:

In courtroom 304, filthy #Gosnell abortion table with stirrups is covered with blue plastic tarp at request of defense lawyer Jack McMahon.

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

Update: No verdict today.

#Gosnell jury retires for day withoutverdict in Phila abortion doc trial.

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

With no verdict in #Gosnell abortion doc trial, judge Minehart sends jurors home. Deliberations continue Wed 8:30 a.m. ET.

— jdmullane (@jdmullane) April 30, 2013

Full Twitchy coverage of Kermit Gosnell

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes warns Ferguson police; Lack of self-awareness astounds

http://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/498738610795855874

Snicker.

Oh yes, another progressive of pallor sought to scold over the Ferguson, Mo., looting and riots. Enter ace douche MSNBC’s Chris Hayes:

http://twitter.com/#!/chrislhayes/status/498647014650163203

Behold the terrifying power of Chris Hayes! Or something?

http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/498816306448453632

Who knows? We’ve lost our cuckoo pants to English dictionary.

http://twitter.com/#!/firearmslawyer/status/498673700120842241

But wait, there was more!

http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/498691512172302337

Truth. Lapdog media won’t show anything that doesn’t further their wanted narrative.

http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/498691724626370560

Snicker.

But back to his oh-so-scary threat to the police:

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/498692045721309185 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/498696126422589440 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/498691610033795073

Speaking of bikes, remember this?

http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/498817141802815489

Self-awareness meter says “staggering lack.”

‘Free smug!’ Salon prog of pallor writer scolds white people for condemning Ferguson looting

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes’ bike stolen — will the guilty party lean forward?

Predictions: Which one will be Obama’s oh-so-brilliant statement on Ferguson riots?

Bogus rumor: Column of tanks headed to Ferguson, Mo.

Hapless rioters attempt to shatter bus stop shelter with a trash can [Vine video]

‘And the riots have started’: Protest escalates in Ferguson Mo. [pics, Vine, video]; Updated: Looting, vandalism, violence

New Black Panthers reportedly at protest, riots in Ferguson, Mo. [pics, Vine video]

Now someone is shooting at Ferguson, Mo., police

‘Breaking Bad style’: Ferguson, Mo., looters load ATM onto truck

Tensions rise in Ferguson, Mo., as angry anti-police protests intensify [Vine video]

‘F*ck the police’: ‘Disturbed’ online protesters want #JusticeForMikeBrown

Nightmare On Aisle 3…

Creepy Condescending Wonka

Hillary Clinton makes plans to hit the bottle instead of hitting the Benghazi hearings

http://twitter.com/#!/ColorMeRed/status/268360067655553024

Remember that “scheduling conflict” that was going to prevent Secretary of State Hillary Clinton from testifying at the closed Benghazi hearings? It’s a wine tasting with friends in Australia.

So, #Hillary doesn’t have to testify because she is visiting friends In Australia? Perfect.

— carolyn henderson (@mygippiebird) November 13, 2012

Really:

Few details of Ms Clinton’s visit on Wednesday and Thursday have been revealed, but it is understood she will visit close friends, one whom is connected to the Carnegie Mellon University. It also believed that:

– The 150-strong entourage is likely to visit Penfolds’ Magill Estate for either a wine tasting session or private function. – The entourage has booked more than 100 rooms over several floors at the Intercontinental Hotel on North Tce. – Heavy traffic restrictions are likely from late Wednesday ahead of her anticipated arrival that night. – Her entourage will leave Adelaide on Friday morning.

I think Hillary Clinton has a drinking problem. Seriously.

— Chris Coon (@Coondawg68) November 13, 2012

Hillary Skips Benghazi Hearing for Wine Tasting! nation.foxnews.com/benghazi-gate/…150 ENTOURAGE W/100 HOTEL ROOMS BUT STILL 4 DEAD AMERICANS!

— WillowM (@Capegirl51) November 13, 2012

Four Americans were murdered by terrorists and the ghastly Hillary Clinton — a woman who laughed while discussing Benghazigate and lied while flanked by the caskets of the fallen — is heading down under to canoodle with pals at a wine tasting.

Run. Out. The. Clock. RT @jammiewf: Instead of Benghazi Hearings, Hillary Clinton Heads For Wine Tasting in Australia jammiewf.com/?p=20415

— RedGalBlueState (@RedGalBlueState) November 13, 2012

Indeed.

Let them eat Vegemite! nation.foxnews.com/benghazi-gate/…

— Laura Rosen Cohen (@LauraRosenCohen) November 13, 2012

[JWF]: Instead of Benghazi Hearings, Hillary Clinton Heads For Wine Tasting in Australia bit.ly/QDTqxG #tcot @jammiewf

— Jammie Wearing Fools (@JammieWearing) November 13, 2012

Sometimes When I Say I'm Okay…

Nope, That Gift Is Not As Obvious As It Looks. This Tricky Gift Is Absolutely Brilliant.

Wrapping Christmas gifts is an art form. Some people never quite get the hang of it and others get so anal-retentive about their process that you actually feel bad about unwrapping their gifts (sorry, mom). However, this creative Reddit user took wrapping gifts to a whole new, trickster level. May we present to you, How to Wrap an iPhone.

First, try to think of something that doesn’t look at ALL like an iPhone.

HMMMM…

Got it! A chair. Now, to cut out the different pieces from a large cardboard box.

Boom. Cardboard chair.

Note the slot left in the middle of the “seat” that is iPhone-shaped.

It’s a perfect fit.

It would be impossible to know that there was an iPhone somewhere inside of this.

Now, to place it under the tree…

We really hope the recipient wasn’t excited to get a chair for Christmas.

And that’s how you wrap an iPhone for Christmas.

Camouflaging your gifts is a wonderful idea, but always remember to make it seem like the present is worse than it actually is. Many tears would be shed if a little boy thought he was getting an iPhone and ended up getting a chair (although, that wrapping job would be magical).

Source: reddit.com

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