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News surfaced today that Former Vice President Dick Cheney successfully completed a heart transplant at the age of 71, a lucky man seeing as how most people are cut off around their mid-60’s. Not long after news broke, @CheneysOldHeart was born.
https://twitter.com/#!/CheneysOldHeart/status/183698882830680064
https://twitter.com/#!/CheneysOldHeart/status/183704821042380800
https://twitter.com/#!/CheneysOldHeart/status/183705120545058817
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The zombie apocalypse may never happen, but hey, maybe it’s a good idea to own a house like this just in case. The fortress is virtually indestructible. Thieves, rioters and even an army couldn’t get in once you lock up.
It’s perfect. Especially if you hate socializing.
And say goodbye to being bothered by nosy neighbors.
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Arguably true, but who’s puppet is he?
Hey @ChuckTodd: Tsk. Tsk. Keep it up and you'll lose the rest of your audience. http://t.co/jXfCrtcvWJ— Kennett Area Dems (@KennettDems) June 23, 2014
Ha! NBC’s Chuck Todd accidentally practiced something resembling journalism and now the moon bats are barking.
http://twitter.com/#!/islandlife2014/status/480877619920248832Yes. How dare anyone disrespect THIS president?
http://twitter.com/#!/nayasala/status/480879815189209088Haha!
http://twitter.com/#!/ojailola/status/480902297652690944Clever.
http://twitter.com/#!/Gram999999/status/480897626141777920Hey, but when all else fails, attack Republicans and Fox News.
http://twitter.com/#!/kreisberg/status/480903775188570112***
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At a press conference in Turkey at the site of the G20 summit, President Obama took questions from reporters and was repeatedly asked to address why he previously referred to ISIS as the “JV team” and said the terrorist group was contained. Obama was clearly irritated:
Obama took a very defensive stance on almost all the questions he was asked.
Bingo!

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There’s something about a good horror movie or book that grips you throughout the entire thing, then leaves you with several sleepless nights. But what happens when writers try to limit their horror story to two sentences or less? Surprisingly – or horrifyingly – they succeed. And there goes my sleep. I’m NEVER doing any of this ever again.
The original can be found on this Reddit post. Share this creative writing with others. Cause some sleepless nights.

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