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Bad Pun Dog

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Grumpy Cat

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Rapper Machine Gun Kelly: ‘I need a sex slave in the basement’
Rappers are not always known for their sensitivity, but coming on the heels of the Cleveland sex slave case, this tweet is a bit much. Making matters worse, Machine Gun Kelly once lived in Cleveland.
A few Twitter users called the rapper out:
http://twitter.com/#!/cre8ive_juice/status/339387118344339458Most fans, however, not only saw nothing wrong with the tweet, they volunteered for service:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelsieChambers/status/339388226366234624 http://twitter.com/#!/KittyLions_/status/339394884987404288Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/28/rapper-machine-gun-kelly-i-need-a-sex-slave-in-the-basement/
Obama admits he misses making Americans miserable. For real.
Apparently, Obama misses making Americans miserable:
Obama when asked what he misses about being president: “The fact that I didn’t used to experience traffic, I used to cause traffic”— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) December 27, 2017
At least he’s honest about it?
Perfect encapsulation of #Obama’s arrogance https://t.co/7XCCSf7zWW— Jim Hanson (@Uncle_Jimbo) December 27, 2017
So basically the fact that he was able to inconvenience those lesser folks just trying to get to and from work, home, etc.— Sue (@pearls42) December 27, 2017
I believe him. Which I why I think presidents ought to take the Metro. https://t.co/qsyt7GVWID— Kevin D. Williamson (@KevinNR) December 27, 2017
Obama misses the ability to tie up traffic and screw people over. Which is what he spent his entire presidency doing. https://t.co/18QwmMJ30F— Jack in the East (@talkradio200) December 27, 2017
All ex-Presidents complain about traffic. This is the first time I have seen an ex-President brag about creating traffic https://t.co/qR8l8VOwg6— Joe (@joec522) December 27, 2017
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When it pours…
Philosoraptor

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The Microbiome Diet
Congress accuses Centre of playing down Scorpene leak – Times of India
dead; Dennis Miller didn’t mean to start death rumor
Dennis Miller, celebrity death hoaxer?
Nah. But Sunday night, Miller inadvertently shocked his followers with a tweet that made it seem like actor Gary Sinise had died.
@DennisDMZ ????
— Tots4Masses (@Tots4Masses) May 28, 2012
RT @DennisDMZ: Gary Sinise is in a pneumatic tube to heaven.//What does that even mean? I just googled to see if he died. He didn't.
— Deb @dabadooey (@dabadooey) May 28, 2012
@DennisDMZ That is ABSOLUTELY going to start a rumor that he has passed. CAREFUL!!
— Chrissy Olinger (@oliewankanobe) May 28, 2012
@DennisDMZ "pneumatic tube to heaven" reads like he died. Had to check the news.
— Stanley Mcstanley (@reverendcaptain) May 28, 2012
Miller just meant that if anyone is ultimately Heaven bound, it’s Sinise. He tweeted a clarification before the death rumors got out of hand:
Sinise is fine! I just meant his good works will eventually rapture him at Defcon 1.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) May 28, 2012
.@DennisDMZ hope you haven't started another dead celeb Twitter rumor!
— Will Turner (@WTWV) May 28, 2012
If you missed Miller’s second tweet, rest assured, Lt. Dan is alive and kickin’, doing great work to support our troops, veterans, and their families.
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