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Internet sensation Sharkeisha has a Twitter account?
http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405704874303971328
Yesterday, Twitchy told you about Sharkeisha, the girl who brutally punched and kicked an unsuspecting victim and subsequently became a Twitter phenomenon.
Now, Twitchy has learned that someone with the Twitter handle @LilButtSHAR is claiming that she is Sharkeisha. She says she has been visited by police as a result of the viral video and is being blamed for someone’s suicide.
Fake or real, the account has gained tens of thousands of followers.
Some of the account’s recent tweets are included below:
http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405706630110932992 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405708628503855104 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405736818877820929 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405738436876713984 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405749776261849088 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405796166501408768 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405815034237837312 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405823815747256321 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405846063061282817 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405846275968352256 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405855281566851072Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/28/internet-sensation-sharkeisha-has-a-twitter-account/
Everything we do not know
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This Policeman Was Crowned Mister International 2014 And He’s Stupidly Hot
And here’s a look through the crown-holder’s Instagram to prove it.
2. Hailing from the Philippines, Neil was crowned on February 14 in Ansan, Korea.
His real name is Mariano Perez Flormata, but hey, as long as he can *neil* me — I’m sorry, I’ll stop.
3. Before ascending to the crown, Neil belonged to the Philippine National Police’s Aviation Security Group as a bomb and explosives technician.
I’ll refrain from the many “explosive” and “the D so bomb” jokes, you know, out of respect.
4. Since his victory, Neil has been busy with his Mister International duties, making press stops nearly everywhere in the Philippines and in Asia.
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But Thats None Of My Business
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Our 9 Favorite Feature Stories This Week: Key & Peele, Failed Foster Care, And Methadone Stings
This week for BuzzFeed News, John Knefel explores how cops are harassing heroin addicts by staking out the clinics that are keeping them clean. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed News and around the web.
1. The Common Cure For Heroin Addiction Is Also A Magnet For Police Harassment — BuzzFeed News
BuzzFeed News
With heroin addiction skyrocketing, methadone remains the gold standard for narcotics dependence treatment. Yet cops nationwide target heavily regulated methadone clinics to turn vulnerable addicts into informants, with little public outcry, reaffirming the medicine’s enduring, deadly stigma. Read it at BuzzFeed News.
2. “It’s War”: Being a Cop in Post-Charlie Hebdo France — Matter
Matter
When gunmen massacred twelve people in an attack on the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in Paris last month, French authorities were forced into action like never before. Mac McClelland looks at the newly armed and embittered police force. Read it at Matter.
3. Fostering Profits — BuzzFeed News
BuzzFeed News
Aram Roston and Jeremy Singer-Vine investigate National Mentor Holdings, the nation’s largest for-profit foster care company. Its failure to properly screen, train, and oversee foster parents has led to tragedy for the kids in their care. Read it at BuzzFeed News.
4. The White Devil Kingpin — Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone
David Kushner tells the unlikely story of how a white orphan from Boston’s notorious Dorchester neighborhood found a home in Chinatown as a crime lord. “You’re scared, but you’re not scared…because you belong to something.” Read it at Rolling Stone.
5. Brother from Another Mother — The New Yorker
Photograph by Graeme Mitchell for The New Yorker
Zadie Smith profiles comedy duo Key & Peele and gets a fascinating glimpse into their ever-changing, racebending brand of humor. “Very often, humans latch on to the first thing they can get hold of and go, ‘This is working. I’m gonna do this’…what Jordan and I have latched on to is: ‘All of this is working.’” Read it at The New Yorker.
6. Some Hollywood Extras Suffer, but Others Are Rolling in It — LA Weekly
Photograph by Star Foreman for LA Weekly
A fun and, at times, unbelievable piece by Hillel Aron on how unionized Hollywood background actors are able to make six figures a year for days spent eating catered meals and sitting on sets. “It wasn’t that long ago where everybody made fun of extras…Now everyone wants to be one.” Read it at LA Weekly.
7. The 76ers’ Plan to Win (Yes, Really) — ESPN The Magazine
Photograph by Steve Boyle
Pablo S. Torre examines how the NBA’s infamously failed team is — despite all appearances — strategizing for success. “They tell us every game, every day, ‘Trust the Process.‘“Read it at ESPN The Magazine.
8. Waitin’ on Sage — The California Sunday Magazine
Photograph by Dustin Aksland for California Sunday Magazine
Abe Streep explores the world of professional bull riding which, despite its drama and danger, is largely ignored outside of the South. Can a 20-year-old rodeo king be the sport’s ticket to mainstream appeal? Read it at The California Sunday Magazine.
9. King David — The Atlantic
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Ta-Nehisi Coates pens a beautiful tribute to the late and legendary David Carr. “David Carr convinced me that, through the constant and forceful application of principle, a young hopper, a fuck-up, a knucklehead, could bring the heavens, the vast heavens, to their knees.” Read it at The Atlantic.
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Nanny Bloomberg’s nanny-ness inspires #BloombergMovieTitles
http://twitter.com/#!/Afterseven/status/208291419943735296
Good ol’ Mikey Bloomberg … it simply wouldn’t be everyday ending in ‘y’ if he weren’t to locate new approaches to raid our kitchen areas. And, well, it just wouldn’t be every day ending in ‘y’ if Twitter didn’t answer with merciless mockage. Cue #BloombergMovieTitles!
Smokeless Plus The Bandit #BloombergMovieTitles
— Becky C. (@SwedenG) May 31, 2012
I’m sure everything you drank final summer #BloombergMovieTitles
— Mathew S Harrison (@MathewSHarrison) May 31, 2012
Sodapocalypse Now #BloombergMovieTitles
— we Luv to Laugh (@eyeluv2laff) May 31, 2012
Perhaps not Without My Slurpee! #BloombergMovieTitles
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) May 31, 2012
The Undrinkables #BloombergMovieTitles
— Remember (@MrsDigger) May 31, 2012
Resident Cane Sugar #BloombergMovieTitles
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 31, 2012
Anything Fluid This Way Comes #BloombergMovieTitles
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) May 31, 2012
Big Gulp in Minimal Asia #BloombergMovieTitles
— Debbie, BS, MS, PMP (@mosesmosesmoses) May 31, 2012
Bridge over the 32oz chai. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Jayvie Canono (@OneFineJay) May 31, 2012
Kiddies of Corn Syrup #BloombergMovieTitles
— jd_nyc (@jd_nyc) May 31, 2012
Battlefield Girth. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Duncan MacMaster (@FuriousDShow) May 31, 2012
Goodbye, Mr. Chips and Mrs. Soda #BloombergMovieTitles
— Sydney (@TheDailySydney) May 31, 2012
#BloombergMovieTitles The French Onion Connection
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 31, 2012
There's Something About Marzipan #bloombergmovietitles
— chris jackson (@seejackson) May 31, 2012
Never ever already been Sunkist. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Chris Ryan (@thestreeter) May 31, 2012
Lentil #BloombergMovieTitles
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) May 31, 2012
Certainly absolutely nothing starring Chow Yun Fat. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) May 31, 2012
Teehee!
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"Come And go on it Nanny Staters" postcard & sticker promotion under method. Give it a look -> http://t.co/5Oe79qLa
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) May 31, 2012
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To end the the “This sport is better than the other” arguement
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Who Needs A Truck Anyway…
Bad Luck Brian
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