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Barack Obama is often compared to Jimmy Carter, and if this story’s true, a bogus Nobel Peace Prize and loony leftist vision may not be the only bond the two men share:
https://twitter.com/asymmetricinfo/status/291658419755155459
So, Barack Obama eats dogs, and Jimmy Carter tries to kill them. Like two peas in a presidential pod!
https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/291658974766448641
https://twitter.com/conkc2/status/291660461512994817
https://twitter.com/c_maydc/status/291659269479211008
https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/291659002293673985
https://twitter.com/jimantle/status/291659460974362625
No kidding.
https://twitter.com/DanFosterNRO/status/291659647612510208
No, thank goodness for that. Otherwise, we might really be upset.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/16/jimmy-carter-not-a-dog-person/

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Fox News’ Brit Hume thinks he’s found some clues as to why the press weren’t invited to tag along on Michelle Obama’s trip to China this week with her mother and two daughters. According to the U.K. Daily Mail:
Michelle Obama and three of her family members are staying in a $8,350-per-night Beijing presidential suite, but despite a 24-hour butler and other perks that come with the lodging, her entourage has inconvenienced ‘pretty much everyone’ and made the hotel staff ‘fed up,’ a well-placed hotel staffer has told MailOnline.
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… the Obamas’ stay has already affected staff and guests at the hotel, with the Westin front-desk veteran alleging that Mrs. Obama’s mother Marian Robinson has been ‘barking at the staff since she arrived.’
http://twitter.com/#!/ARSuper72/status/447182967341727744 http://twitter.com/#!/qb_ramirez/status/447183098271117313 http://twitter.com/#!/Linebacker8599/status/447183835940139008 http://twitter.com/#!/jimshelton60/status/447184123212206080 http://twitter.com/#!/suzy_rice/status/447189937805213696 http://twitter.com/#!/iloanya1/status/447186848557715458 http://twitter.com/#!/JimDix0n/status/447188517534171137 http://twitter.com/#!/cmtsu3262/status/447202735763763201Ha! That is perplexing, isn’t it? Where on earth could they have learned that?
Reality is also hard. As Twitchy reported, a senior VP at Obamacare contractor CGI Federal claimed “the system is working” in testimony before the House Energy & Commerce Committee. Nothing to see here! Move along.
Twitters users snickered along with Fox News contributor Monica Crowley:
http://twitter.com/#!/kevinburdock/status/393383223075434496 http://twitter.com/#!/RMScholbe/status/393385561043374080Heh.
After buck-passing, what will come next?
http://twitter.com/#!/000Dillon000/status/393377533775069186Snort.
http://twitter.com/#!/nole16ma/status/393383486788075522That’s funny because it might end up being true with this crowd!
Related:
‘Say whaaa?’ Delusional Obamacare contractor testifies, ‘The system is working’

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As Twitchy readers know, the latest episode of “Saturday Night Live” had a skit featuring actress Lena Dunham spewing Planned Parenthood propaganda. Viewers pushed back, but let’s keep it simple for the SNL shills; here is something they neglected to mention about Planned Parenthood.
http://twitter.com/#!/Woodshedder/status/442534098729730048Devastating truth.
Related:
‘COME ON!’ How brutally did Lena Dunham bomb on SNL? Try ‘fail of epic proportions’
‘Wow!’ Did you see the Planned Parenthood propaganda spewed by Lena Dunham on SNL?
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/09/snls-planned-parenthood-propaganda-crushed-with-devastating-truth/
(Or before.)
Merry Cemetery is a cemetery located in the Romanian village of Sapanta, in which several hundred brightly painted tombstones tell the story (in art and poetry) of the lives they commemorate.
Okunoin Cemetery, the largest grave site in all of Japan, also serves as the mausoleum of the monk Kobo Daishi, who founded it centuries ago. The cemetery is lit by thousands of lanterns and features many uniquely shaped monuments — including coffee cups, spaceships, and one that honors insects killed by a pesticide company.
Sydney’s beautiful Waverley Cemetery is the burial site of many notable Australian poets, including Henry Lawson and Henry Kendall, and authors Dorothea Mackellar and Ethel Pedley. The cemetery opened in 1877.
Built in 1863, the Cementerio Santa María Magdalena de Pazzis was built overlooking the Atlantic Ocean to represent one’s spiritual journey into the afterlife. The cemetery is the final resting place of many of Puerto Rico’s most notable political leaders, artists, actors, and musicians.
Founded in 1838, Brooklyn’s Green-Wood cemetery attracts over half a million visitors per year, drawn to its famous residents, natural beauty, and history — the site is a Revolutionary War historic site. Among the 560,000+ people buried there are, per its website, “Leonard Bernstein, Boss Tweed, Charles Ebbets, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Louis Comfort Tiffany, Horace Greeley, Civil War generals, baseball legends, politicians, artists, entertainers and inventors.”
Cuba’s Colon Cemetery is considered one of the most important historical cemeteries in the world and features many elaborate aboveground mausoleums. The cemetery incorporates over 1 million interments.
The First Cemetery in Athens is the city’s first, and official, cemetery, and soon after its founding in 1837, became an upper-tier burial site for Greece’s most famous residents as well as wealthy foreigners.
New Orleans’ Saint Louis Cemetery is comprised of three distinct Roman Catholic cemeteries, though none is as prominent as No. 1, which features elaborate aboveground vaults constructed in the 18th and 19th centuries. Among its residents is Voodoo priestess Marie Laveau, who is believed to be buried in the Glapion crypt.
Established by Napoleon in 1804, The Père-Lachaise is Paris’s largest cemetery. The site is home to three World War I memorials and many famous residents, including Oscar Wilde, Gertrude Stein, Marcel Proust, and Rafael Trujillo.
Novodevichy Cemetery was designed by famed architect Ivan Mashkov and features a number of unique and large sculpted monuments as well as a columbarium for the public storage of urns. Many famous Russians, including playwright and author Anton Chekhov and actor Constantin Stanislavski, are buried here.
New York’s Sleepy Hollow Cemetery is famous for both its place in classic literature and the American Revolution. It is also one of still relatively few cemeteries to dedicate a portion of its grounds to natural burial (i.e., burial that does not involve embalming or caskets).
Santiago’s Cementerio General, with over 2 million burials, is one of the largest cemeteries in Latin America. All but two of Chile’s former presidents are buried there.
Bonaventure was originally built as a family plantation, whose smaller burial ground has expanded over time to the larger public burial ground it is today. The site is known for its ethereal, haunting construction and surrounding natural beauty.
Highgate Cemetery is home, most famously, to Karl Marx, but is also known for its Gothic tombs and buildings. It has also often been home to rumors about a creature called the “Highgate Vampire.”
Prague’s beautiful (and crowded) Old Jewish Cemetery was in use from the early 15th century to 1787.
The Mount of Olives is the name given to mountain ridge overlooking Jersulem’s Old City, once covered in olive trees but now by an estimated 150,000 gravestones. According to Jewish tradition, the resurrection of the dead brought on by the Messiah’s return will begin here.
La Recoleta, established in 1822, is frequently regarded as one of the most beautiful cemeteries of the world, and is permanent home to many famous people, including Eva Perón, Argentinian presidents, and Napoleon’s granddaughter, among others.
Established in 1767, Kolkata’s South Park Street Cemetery is one of the world’s earliest cemeteries not attached to a church. The site was in use until 1830 and is now a historical site.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/18-hauntingly-beautiful-cemeteries-to-visit-after-you-die
As Twitchy said early in the day today, the Obama promotion is striking voters with spam direct messages on Twitter. The social networking oversaturation continues with a new e-mail poem-esque missive from Maya Angelou.
Message from Obama followers to Obama: Make. It. Stop.
unsubscribed from torrent of @barackobama spam we never asked for; today maya angelou is composing to the exact same target. end it or i vote romney.
— TJ Connelly (@senatorjohn) October 24, 2012
Ended up being thinking exactly the same! RT @djstephfloss: Just how performed Maya Angelou get my email address?
— Jim Ice (@Jim_ICE) October 24, 2012
Maya Angelou is really BRAGGY in her brand new e-mail for the Obama promotion. I’m six foot high too! I just slouch real difficult.
— Madeline (@ohmadelineee) October 24, 2012
Damn Obama even features Maya Angelou composing me personally e-mails, dear lord.
— M (@vaguelydirty) October 24, 2012
Barack got Maya Angelou giving me personally spam email messages.He gotta fuckin relax
— D League Chop (@_WestsideBG) October 24, 2012
God-damn Maya Angelou delivering myself emails. I don’t need your mom fucking Poet Triumphant junk e-mail you vocals of a generation national treasure.
— mcmoberly (@mcmoberly) October 24, 2012
Here’s the email:
I am not composing for you as a black voter, or a female voter, or as a voter that is over 70 yrs old and six legs high. Im composing for you as a representative of this great country — as an American.
It really is your job to vote. It’s your duty, your right, and your privilege. You might be pretty or ordinary, hefty or slim, homosexual or directly, poor or rich.
But bear in mind this: In an election, every vocals is similarly powerful — don’t underestimate your vote. Voting could be the great equalizer.
Voting has already started in a few states that President Obama must win. So please use this useful tool to be sure friends and family in those key states know locations to throw their particular ballot. You are performing them a fantastic favor.
As a country, we are able to barely perceive the magnitude of your progress.
My grandma and my uncle experienced circumstances that will break your heart. When they visited vote, they were expected impossible questions like, “How many angels can dance regarding the head of a pin?” If they couldn’t respond to, they couldn’t vote.
We as soon as debated using Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. about whether an African American would ever be elected president. He believed it would happen next 40 years at the time — we believed it can never ever happen in my life time.
We have never already been happier having been proven incorrect.
And since President Barack Obama’s historic election, we’ve relocated ahead in courageous and stunning techniques. More pupils can afford college, and much more people gain access to inexpensive medical insurance. Females have actually better opportunities to get equal pay for equal work.
Yet as Rev. King wrote, “All progress is precarious.”
So don’t sit on the sidelines. Don’t hesitate. Don’t have any regrets. Vote.
Get, rise up, and let your friends and relations at the beginning of vote states know in which they may be able vote today. We must make our voices heard:
http://my.barackobama.com/Help-Your-Friends-Vote-Early
Your vote is not just crucial. It’s crucial.
Thanks,
Dr. Maya Angelou
P.S. — Instead Of Facebook? Send friends to vote.barackobama.com — don’t allow technology get in the way of your incredible task to the democracy.
Therefore wait… Now Maya Angelou is mailing myself?!? @barackobama much better stop playing…. Enough utilizing the e-mails… Nevertheless #obama2012 tho
— Jazmyn(@JazzyJWow) October 24, 2012
Today they got maya Angelou sending me personally emails?? Stop the insanity
— Renata D (@blackbeauty322) October 24, 2012
Really, voters can really help end the madness on Nov. 6.
HEH:
I’m sure the reason why the spammed user sings. RT @twitchyteam: Spam-besieged Obama followers complain about Maya Angelou e-mail bit.ly/SiRdFZ
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 24, 2012
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