Friday emetic: Luke Russert suggests Obama ‘born’ to be on SCOTUS

http://twitter.com/#!/TheObamaDiary/status/307540286953910272

Is professional teacher’s pet Luke Russert even wearing a mask anymore? Not from the looks of this pathetic display:

When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.

— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) March 1, 2013

After they finished vomiting, Twitterers managed to summon the energy to respond to Russert’s shameless tail-wagging:

God help us. “@lukerussert: When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.”

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 1, 2013

And good grief RT @ingrahamangle: God help us. “@lukerussert: When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.”

— Cindy Cooper (@CindyCoops) March 1, 2013

Somebody put me out of my misery please. “@lukerussert: When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.”

— Ross the Boss (@RossElmo) March 1, 2013

Really?RT @lukerussert: When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.

— Jim P. (@JimInBuffalo) March 1, 2013

Lololol… this sounds like Chris Matthews! RT @lukerussert: When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do

— Rschrim (@Rschrim) March 1, 2013

Learn about the Constitution? RT @lukerussert When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.

— Luke Londo (@llondo) March 1, 2013

HA HA HA HA!!! Ow….my side hurts..good one –> @lukerussert: When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.

— Jonathan Smith (@Archimusik) March 1, 2013

His Obamacare opinion was a model of judicial temperament MT @lukerussert: When Obama talks SCOTUS you see job he was probably born to do

— Joel Gehrke (@Joelmentum) March 1, 2013

You’d think the media would eventually reach a point where such fawning would embarrass them, apparently not > twitter.com/LukeRussert/st…

— Pondering Pug (@PonderingPug) March 1, 2013

Oh, shut the f*ck up. RT @lukerussert When Obama talks SCOTUS you get a view of the job he was probably born to do.

— RB (@RBPundit) March 1, 2013

The lapdogs just can’t stop drooling.

We’re gonna need a bigger mop.

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/01/friday-emetic-luke-russert-suggests-obama-born-to-be-on-scotus/

18 Stunning Photos That Prove Earth Isn’t So Bad

Suck it, Mars!

1. Need a reason to stop staring at your phone? Look up!

Chris Zielecki / CC BY-NC-SA / Via Flickr: zanthia

Redwood National and State Parks, California, United States

2. Everything the light touches is beautiful.

StormSignal / CC BY-SA / Via Flickr: stormsignal

South Africa, Africa

3. See the marvelous architecture and brooding clouds? It’s like something out of Lord of the Rings.

Diana Robinson / CC BY-SA / Via Flickr: dianasch

Sant’Agata de’ Goti, Italy

4. And that canoe in the middle? It’s exactly where you’d want to be.

Shane Lin / CC BY-NC / Via Flickr: shanelin

Moraine Lake, Banff National Park, Canada

5. If you love the tropics, raise your hand.

Trish Hartmann / CC BY / Via Flickr: 21078769@N00 Creative Commons

El Yunque, Puerto Rico

6. Or visit the mountains, if you prefer somewhere colder, but equally as epic.

Dominik / CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: sibilus_basilea Creative Commons

Bernese Alps, Switzerland

7. In the fall, this kind of foliage will warm your heart.

Tatiana Bulyonkova / CC BY-SA / Via Flickr: ressaure

Yugansky Nature Reserve, Russia

8. Or you can take a dip in the center of natural symmetry.

Hefin Owen / CC BY-SA / Via Flickr: 47515486@N05

Lake Padarn, Snowdonia, Gwynedd, Wales

9. This could be the most beautiful walk of your life.

Getty Images / iStockphoto yangphoto / Via thinkstockphotos.com

Great Wall, China

10. And just look at that sunset!

Mark Wassell / CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: 61520356@N07 Creative Commons

Uluru, Australia

11. This monumental landscape actually touches the sky.

Paul Bica / CC BY / Via Flickr: dexxus

Kalalau Beach, Hawaii, United States

12. You don’t have to climb it, just admire it.

Rubem Porto Jr / CC BY-NC-SA / Via Flickr: rubempjr / Creative Commons

Pedra de Gávea, Brazil

13. Even one of the busiest cities in the world can seem peaceful from a new angle.

Josh Liba / CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: jliba Creative Commons

New York City, United States

14. These bizarre and brilliant shapes form an alternative skyline.

Christine und David Schmitt / CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: cheesy42

Reed Flute Cave, China

15. And in beautiful storms like this, you won’t mind forgetting your umbrella.

LJ Mears / CC BY-NC-SA / Via Flickr: lucasjames123

Queensland, Australia

16. Even deadly volcanoes have their charm.

Tom Bricker / CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: tombricker

Halema’uma’u Crater, Hawaii, United States

17. And don’t get us started on the wonders of the ocean.

USFWS – Pacific Region / CC BY / Via Flickr: usfwspacific

Palmyra Atoll National Wildlife Refuge, United States

18. Why travel to space, when there’s still so much to see on Earth?

Tong Yong / CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: tonyyong

Yunnan Province, China

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jadayounghatchett/stunning-photos-that-prove-earth-isnt-so-bad

The wind beneath her wings: Bette Midler discovers her hero in Nanny Bloomberg

http://twitter.com/#!/BetteMidler/status/340862077478531072

Oh dear.

http://twitter.com/#!/Penwah/status/340862401605931008

What’s got Bette Midler singing about New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg?

http://twitter.com/#!/BetteMidler/status/340671635260596224

Judging by the look on his face, Nanny Bloomberg is not impressed.

http://twitter.com/#!/BetteMidler/status/340253504385990656

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/01/the-wind-beneath-her-wings-bette-midler-discovers-her-hero-in-nanny-bloomberg/