So cliché.
1. People have this idea that the south of France is some kind of heaven on earth.
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2. Like it’s this coastal paradise with unparalleled views.
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11. If it wasn’t ruined by all the quaint little villages.
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12. It’s way too easy to get lost in all the little back streets.
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17. And you’re forced to venture out on that disconcertingly blue water.
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20. If you get too far from the beach, then you have all of the unnatural wildlife to deal with.
21. And you’ll probably get accidentally drenched in some secret waterfall.
22. There’s just nothing remotely interesting about the natural landscape.
25. The wineries might as well close their doors, because what even is this?
29. This place is abhorrent and you should never, ever go there.
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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseypippin/29-reasons-you-should-never-go-to-the-south-of-france
