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Good Guy Greg
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Everything about it was terrible
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Monitor: ISIS Released 19 Christians From Captivity
The Assyrians were released after an order from an ISIS Sharia court.
ISIS militants released 19 Assyrian Christans from captivity on Sunday, according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.
The British-based watchdog group was told by an Assyrian commander those released included two women.
The group was released on the orders of an ISIS Sharia court, according to the observatory group.
In recent days, ISIS is understood to have been conducting raids on Assyrian villages that have long been home to Syria’s ancient Christian minority.
Last week, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said 220 people had been abducted from from 10 villages in Hasaka province.
A video posted on Facebook by an Assyrian-linked Swedish media group purported to show celebrations as the group was released.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/monitor-isis-released-19-christians-from-captivity
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Uh-oh: Looks like some stuff’s missing from Obama’s desk [photo, Photoshop]
http://twitter.com/#!/blakehounshell/status/509420834080178176
Ever wonder what Obama’s workspace looks like? Well, wonder no more:
http://twitter.com/#!/WhiteHouse/status/509419750472957952That’s nice.
http://twitter.com/#!/DebraBurlingame/status/509420185821130752Heh. But still, aren’t there a few things missing?
http://twitter.com/#!/mtpollack/status/509419988680450048That’s something. Also:
http://twitter.com/#!/mais_a/status/509421379590955008Maybe he’s just trying to keep that under wraps until he reveals his big strategy tomorrow night. But let’s look a little closer, shall we?
http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/509421903560605696Presidentin’ is hard.
Especially when you’ve got Joe Biden getting in the way:
http://twitter.com/#!/MangyLover/status/509423732948209664Ha!
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/09/uh-oh-looks-like-some-stuffs-missing-from-obamas-desk-photo-photoshop/
It’s gonna be a long afternoon…
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X All The Y
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Futurama Fry
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Bonehead Wall Street protester shows a major sign of stupidity [photo]
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnnyJesus/status/522061610626473984
OK, so technically this isn’t Tom Morello … but it totally could be:
Tough choice… Gonna need a minute. pic.twitter.com/KITFUASJr7
— S.M (@redsteeze) October 14, 2014
Fer cryin’ out loud. Sign guy clearly hasn’t occupied reality for a long, long time.
@redsteeze yeah, still going with ISIS
— Zj Sky (@booloojenks) October 14, 2014
.@redsteeze So, he's "experiencing" Wall street now. Perhaps he should experience ISIS and then get back to us?
— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) October 14, 2014
@redsteeze really? How many has Wall Street beheadings, and hung, and burned, and blown up. Idiots everywhere.
— Darrell (@dwt98) October 14, 2014
Gov. Bobby Jindal comes out against Gang of Eight immigration bill
http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354673543646162944
Drawing a sharp contrast to Sen. Marco Rubio and several other well-known Republicans, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has come out against the Gang of Eight immigration reform bill.
http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354670625660477440 http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354674632739127296Jindal supports amnesty for illegal aliens … but only after the border is secure. (The Gang of Eight bill grants amnesty before anything is done to secure the border.) In addition, he supports a big increase in legal immigration:
http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354674156010348545This is going to help Jindal with grassroots conservatives:
http://twitter.com/#!/robertcostaNRO/status/354678572587286528It will be interesting to see if Washington Post blogger Jennifer Rubin and other amnesty supporters now try to smear Gov. Jindal (whose parents immigrated to the U.S. from India) as “anti-immigrant.”
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/09/gov-bobby-jindal-comes-out-against-gang-of-eight-immigration-bill/