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The Daily Mail’s Tony Harnden is reporting today that internal polling from the Mitt Romney campaign shows the GOP candidate with narrow leads in Ohio, New Hampshire and Iowa. The numbers also show the two candidates dead even in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.
According to last night’s numbers as collected by campaign pollster Neil Newhouse, Romney leads by 1 point in Ohio, 3 in New Hampshire and 2 in Iowa. Both Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are said to be dead even.
As Twitchy reported earlier, Romney will be campaigning in Pittsburgh, Pa. and Cleveland, Ohio on Election Day.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…Now we see why Romney pushing so hard in PA & WI.Showing a tied race in both.One of PA, OH, or WI and race is over
— therealarod (@therealarod1984) November 5, 2012
Romney is going to win this thing, guys. bit.ly/VOwusd #RomneyRyan2012
— RB (@RBPundit) November 5, 2012
Do the Eeyores have you down? Read this. This is why Romney is so positive on the stump. He’s winning. bit.ly/VOwusd #tcot
— RB (@RBPundit) November 5, 2012
SCORE!!!!!!!! Romney •internal polls• put him UP in OH, TIED in PA & WI dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… #tcot
— slone (@slone) November 5, 2012
Romney campaign internal polling puts him 1 point ahead in Ohio and tied in PA and WI: bit.ly/VOwusd via @mailonline
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) November 5, 2012
GOP Internal Polling: Romney Up in Iowa, Ohio and New Hampshire – Tied in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania shar.es/G0bdz via @gatewaypundit
— Jim Hoft (@gatewaypundit) November 5, 2012
also, unicorns; RT @tobyharnden Romney internal polls put him OH+1, NH+3, IA+2, down in NV, tied in WI & PA dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… … …
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) November 5, 2012
Unicorns? Please try to keep up, Media Matters. We’re discussing poll numbers, not Obama campaign promises.
Doubters believe the “leak” of internal numbers is a ploy to rev up the GOP base.
There’s a reason Romney is releasing his “internal” polls.Cause every single public poll shows him going down. #revvingupthetroops
— Chris In Alabama (@ChrisNBama) November 5, 2012
Yes, we’ve seen those public polls, like CNN’s poll released yesterday with a ridiculous D+11 sample.
BEST polls are always internal polls. They aren’t meant for the public, they tell candidate real story good or bad. Romney’s say up in 0hio.
— Steven Miller (@slmiller222) November 5, 2012
My reporting = those Romney internal polls are the real deal. If Rs want this, they can take this. More to come …
— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) November 5, 2012
Some saying leaked Romney internal #s legit. If so, this goes to the wire. Drink your Gatorade & eat Powerbars. You’re going to need it.
— David Larkin (@DavidLarkinEsq) November 5, 2012
@erinmcpike Everyone should hang on to these numbers for about 30 hours.They will be the source of tremendous amusement.
— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) November 5, 2012
Yo D-Rod @davidaxelrod … Can I personally shave your stache? #ForAmerica
— GOP Fashionista (@GOPfashionista) November 5, 2012
What’s this about living in the shadows? Colorado will begin issuing driver’s licenses and other state IDs to illegal immigrants Friday. Bloomberg News reports:
http://twitter.com/#!/HSADRIJA/status/494711968536608768Undocumented immigrants in Colorado may face waits of a year or more to obtain drivers licenses under a program starting tomorrow, as thousands seeking to apply overwhelm an online scheduling system and available staff.
When the state’s Department of Motor Vehicles started accepting appointments from foreign nationals online July 1, it received as many as 107,500 page views an hour, crashing the system for several days. The DMV expects to process 9,551 applicants through September.
Laura Ingraham’s followers aren’t fans of the idea.
http://twitter.com/#!/avationordie/status/495024843981881344 http://twitter.com/#!/RepublicBlog/status/495025184470859776 http://twitter.com/#!/Ad_Veritatem/status/495026336529137664 http://twitter.com/#!/sdilley20/status/495026765002072065 http://twitter.com/#!/Lexie7703/status/495028026368073729 http://twitter.com/#!/dulaney_l/status/495028568334688256Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/31/in-the-shadows-colorado-to-issue-drivers-licenses-to-illegals-friday/

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We're doing a #kctweetalong tomorrow night! Follow here to see what our officers do on typical #KC Friday night. We'll be in Central Patrol
— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 2, 2014
The last time we saw the Kansas City Police Department having fun with Twitter was earlier this week, when they asked the public not to commit crimes during the Royals game. Friday, the police had some more fun with Twitter by announcing the discovery of a deceased hair extension at 39th and Benton.
Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/7lXiyjTOlV
— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014
Our police are better than yours "@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton pic.twitter.com/Xwbtk1ptNi”
— Eric Grospitch (@UMKCDeanEric) October 4, 2014
“@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/9Iw1zCiFhV” Stay classy KC! 😂
— Claire Rose (@Claire_Rose97) October 4, 2014
#RIP RT @kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/CFYZ2w70tF
— Terry Blastenbrei (@elSicomoro) October 4, 2014
@kcpolice RIP weave.
— Kara the Tart (@ItsKaraCake) October 4, 2014
Rest in Pieces RT “@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/YJ7PGUB5mR”
— JayDoc (@ARjdoc) October 4, 2014
@kcpolice 😆😆😆😆😆
— Leann Malaschak (@prairiegirl0028) October 4, 2014
@kcpolice That's called a tumbleweave!
— The Pedestrian Path (@kcpedestrian) October 4, 2014
RIP #neverforget @kcpolice Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong
— JB Chappell (@jbchapp) October 4, 2014
@kcpolice TUMBLE WEAVE #kctweetalong
— Adrianne (@Yo_Adrianne044) October 4, 2014
@kcpolice I love #kctweetalong Nights
— Rich (@JhawkRich) October 4, 2014
The police can’t escape hair problems tonight.
Going to patrol around the haunted houses in the West Bottoms #kctweetalong
— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014
A bloody werewolf on stilts just bounced by us. #kctweetalong
— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014
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Smart Girl Politics Action’s annual summit kicked off this morning in Indianapolis, Ind., with a trip to the gun range and wrapped up this evening with speeches by Katie Pavlich and Georgia Senate candidate Karen Handel. Pavlich stressed the importance of debunking the media narrative and then got right to it, putting Nancy Pelosi and Sandra Fluke on notice that they do not represent her when they speak of behalf on American women.
http://twitter.com/#!/joyyearout/status/366348666568572928Pavlich also took on NOW and the modern feminist movement.
http://twitter.com/#!/huskerdiva/status/366345595734077442 http://twitter.com/#!/sevenlayercake/status/366345523139063809 http://twitter.com/#!/MissRuth1021/status/366345853964787712 http://twitter.com/#!/aBeneGesserit/status/366346693077254144 http://twitter.com/#!/lheal/status/366347074016509952 http://twitter.com/#!/Emmme30/status/366347528679067648Pavlich wrapped up the night by accepting this year’s Breitbart Spirit Award, which Dana Loesch successfully transported home last year after the TSA confirmed it was a trophy and not a bomb.
http://twitter.com/#!/SmoosieQ/status/366357665472987137 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialSGP/status/366361665010286593 http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/366358842851864576As Twitchy reported, Garry Kasparov accused NBC Sports of pushing Putin ‘propaganda’ during its Sochi Olympics coverage. Twitter users noticed the suck-uppery and are continuing to point out the disgraceful Putin arse-kissing being performed by the fawning hacks at NBC.
http://twitter.com/#!/jeff_poor/status/431982565072064512 http://twitter.com/#!/MichelleMTorma/status/432808907036459008 http://twitter.com/#!/schlockdaddy/status/432783104365703168It really is. So much so that this Twitter user is proposing a new logo:
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/432250606116282368Perfect.
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/432753005134643200So there’s that? Uniting!
This Twitter user brings it home with a pointed exit question:
http://twitter.com/#!/dbartolec/status/432901975475113984Boom.
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