Andre Berto isn’t good at taking advice

http://twitter.com/#!/AndreBerto/status/205029729538019328

To his credit, Andre Berto has done a good job at laying low ever since testing positive for a steroid last week. Unfortunately, he couldn’t remain silent any longer. Despite his attorny urging him to shut up, the welterweight champ felt the need to scream “BULLSHIT!!!!”

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/22/andre-berto-isnt-good-at-taking-advice/

Occupiers ‘desperate’ for water and food after bus pauses down

http://twitter.com/#!/OccupyWallStNYC/status/241739633229172736

It’s an all-caps CRISIS. Occupiers “DESPERATELY” need food and water after their coach broke down on the way from Tampa to Charlotte. Heaven forfend they should get their own grub.

It wasn’t the first time The People’s coach broke upon how you can the Democratic National Convention.

#Ows bus broke upon I75 w/o liquid. #ResistDNC home additionally on bus need to get to #Charlotte to give #ASSIST! #owsRNC #resistrnc #owsdnc

— stop&think (@theycallmesoma) September 1, 2012

Normally, they’re accepting Western Union transfers to enable them to fight dehydration and hunger.

https://twitter.com/OccupyWallStNYC/status/241746499686510593

But down with money grubbing corporations!

Change:

Apparently Occupiers didn’t like Twitchy showcasing their particular tweets requesting donations via west Union and charge cards given by greedy corporations. The tweets are deleted, but Twitchy is permanently.

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/01/down-twinkles-occupiers-desperate-for-food-and-water-after-bus-breaks-down/

Pic: Adam Baldwin on debt limit vote: House votes to suspend Constitution

http://twitter.com/#!/adamsbaldwin/status/294148451078377474

As we reported earlier, the House voted to kick the can down the road once again.

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/294148764850069504

Actor Adam Baldwin responded as only he can.

https://twitter.com/mcg0958/status/294152999729774592

Indeed. Bravely running away is more important.

https://twitter.com/mboyle1/status/293759276592283649

https://twitter.com/novid7/status/294169765826674688

Feckless, once again. No bravery from the Democrats, either.

https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/294148264977121280

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/23/actor-adam-baldwin-responds-to-debt-limit-vote-with-pic-house-votes-to-suspend-constitution/

Civilian defies Shutdown Theater, mows Lincoln Memorial lawn [pics, video]

http://twitter.com/#!/rydaka/status/387917516917706752

Shutdown Theater be damned:

http://twitter.com/#!/Liztroyer/status/387966538353242112 http://twitter.com/#!/JustinHaugens/status/387965360353198080

http://twitter.com/#!/ShoeFreaKStro/status/387929337091325953

http://twitter.com/#!/HollyKania/status/387968725783429121 http://twitter.com/#!/MonicaCrowley/status/387972553764917249

Awesome.

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Update:

The man has been identified as Chris Cox of South Carolina:

http://twitter.com/#!/LaurenC_Lux/status/388047323995312130

From CBS:

Cox, who resides in South Carolina, says he isn’t motivated by political reasons but feels obligated to help as veterans prepare to descend on the nation’s capital for this weekend’s Million Vet March.

Regardless of how many former service members actually attend the rally, Cox says making them presentable is just the right thing to do.

“These are our memorials. Do they think that we’re just going to let them go to hell? No,” Cox exclusively told All-News 99.1 reporter John Domen. “If they shut down our memorials, we’re still going to take the trash out, we’re going to clean the windows, we’re going to cut the grass, we’re going to pull the weeds, we’re going to do the tree work.”

 https://twitter.com/NerdyderdyRVA/status/388052533937459200

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Related:

Families throw off the cones at Badlands National Park in South Dakota

‘Occupy America:’ Visitors at Utah’s Zion National Park defy cones and Barrycades

Michigan’s national park Barrycades fall to citizens

‘Catch us if you can’: Gettysburg visitors defy #SpiteHouse cones and Barrycades [pics]

Barrycades, #SpiteHouse cones are no match for patriots at Great Smoky Mountains National Park [pics]

Ha! Check out what’s plastered over closed sign in DC; Barrycades? You’re doing it wrong [pics]

‘Screw the government’: Barrycades can’t keep #OccupyAmerica out of the Tetons, Yosemite [pics]

In your face, Spite House! Blue Ridge inn blockaded by Park Police reopens today

‘Suck it!’ #OccupyAmerica hits Gulf Shores [pics]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/09/god-bless-that-man-civilian-defies-shutdown-theater-mows-lincoln-memorial-lawn-pics-video/

Kanye West Lyrics Perfectly Describe The Story Of Julius Caesar And Cleopatra

Shakespeare would either be proud or he’s rolling in his grave. This is a continuation of history and lyrical poetry.

1. Julius Caesar on meeting Cleopatra for the first time:

Jean-Léon Gérôme / Via upload.wikimedia.org

2. Caesar restores Cleopatra to the throne:

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3. Cleopatra gives birth to Ptolemy Caesar:

John William Waterhouse / Via commons.wikimedia.org

Close enough. Ptolemy was around 17 when he died.

4. Caesar refuses to name Ptolemy as his heir:

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5. Cleopatra arrives in Rome and it’s a huge scandal:

J. Gordon Edwards / Via commons.wikimedia.org

6. And Caesar declares:

Lionel Royer / Via commons.wikipedia.org

7. Caesar is murdered by the senate on The Ides of March. “Et, tu Brute?”:

Vincenzo Camuccini / Via commons.wikimedia.org

8. Cleopatra meets Marc Antony:

Lawrence Alma-Tadema / Via commons.wikimedia.org

9. Octavian talking shit about the whole affair:

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10. And problems ensue:

Lawrence Alma Tadema / Via commons.wikimedia.org

11. Antony when Cleopatra turns her ships around and ditches him after Octavian sends a Roman fleet to conquer Egypt:

Giovanni Battista Tiepolo / Via commons.wikimedia.org

12. Cleopatra ends it all after Octavian successfully invades Egypt:

Jean-Baptiste Regnault / Via commons.wikimedia.org

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/natashaumer/kanye-west-lyrics-perfectly-describe-the-story-of-julius-cae