No hope, no spare change: 2008 donors aren’t buying what Obama’s selling

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/209633432110776320

No we can’t! No we can’t!

President Obama is no fundraising slouch, but people who donated $200 or more in 2008 just aren’t that into his reelection campaign.

88% of Obama’s 2008 over-$200 donors are AWOL in 2012. http://t.co/BVsULGK3 #TCOT #RS

— RedState (@RedState) June 4, 2012

Via RedState:

This is one of the more amusing factoids that you’re going to read this morning: “According to a BuzzFeed analysis of campaign finance data, 88% of the people who gave $200 or more in 2008 — 537,806 people — have not yet given that sum this year. And this drop-off isn’t simply an artifact of timing. A full 87% of the people who gave $200 — the sum that triggers an itemized report to the Federal Elections Commission — through April of 2008, 182,078 people, had not contributed by the end of last month.

Door-to-door thingamajig salesmen probably have more repeat buyers than this.

If Obama wanted contributors to re-up, he should have focused less on shovel-ready b.s., more on shovel-ready jobs. And not the “saved or created” kind.

Sure, as RedState’s Moe Lane points out, 2008 contributors are likely to vote for Obama even if he’s not inspiring them to open their wallets. But that doesn’t stop us from enjoying the desperate spin:

Is Obama's donor base abandoning him – or are they just waiting? http://t.co/zoqdY5NZ

— Jan Arild Snoen (@jasnoen) June 4, 2012

Maybe too early to count donors out, but still a good read MT @ZekeJMiller: Obama's 2008 Donors Don't Give In 2012 http://t.co/WKxng2Dn

— Rebecca Berg (@rebeccagberg) June 4, 2012

um, ok. @buzzfeed compares Obama's early 2008 fundraising, when he was in PRIMARY BATTLE, w/ his early `12 fundraising; http://t.co/2XEdlLej

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) June 4, 2012

Or maybe, just maybe, Obama’s donors aren’t feeling the hope because they’re all out of change.

Unemployment stood at 4.9% when Iowa Democrats chose him on January 3, 2008. It ticked back up to 8.1% this April.

“Financially, I had more money back then than I do today,” said Greg Holmes, who works in the technology sector in Cedar Park, Texas, and gave $550 last cycle. “I’ll vote for him, but I probably won’t give any money.”

“I don’t have as much money,” said Ann Walling, a retired Episcopal priest from Franklin, Tenn. who donated $1,900 to Obama in ‘08. Money aside though, Walling is still pledging her vote to Obama. “For the most part I’m very happy with him,” she said.

“I’ve had to kind of back off my charity giving,” said Leah Jones, a retired clinical microbiologist from Langdon, Kan., who gave $1,200 last cycle but said she’s been driven to the financial brink by a son’s illness, and hasn’t even paid her income taxes yet.

Job-killing, business-smothering, savings-draining policies aren’t looking so hot now, huh?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/04/no-hope-no-spare-change-2008-donors-arent-buying-what-obamas-selling/

Twitter buzzes over all-black ‘Around the Horn’ panel

http://twitter.com/#!/alexthegreat06/status/186925004280184832

Seems like the panel for Around The Horn is all black today. I'm assuming hockey won't end up being the most well known subject regarding the program.

— Taylor Craig (@TaylorCraig) April 2, 2012

I think this is certainly an initial, round the Horn with Ebony Writers on show today

— Señor Nutt (@KaliKomplex) April 2, 2012

It had been kinda cool seeing an all-black panel on all over Horn.

— Melvin Backman (@MelvinBackman) April 2, 2012

An all-Black "Around the Horn"… Are they getting terminated or are typical the white men in the NCAA Championship game tonight?

— XAVIER LAMONT (@xlcomedy) April 2, 2012

4 black dudes on all over horn, you understand some crazy things is all about to pop-off tonight #RCJH

— Sebastian Bonner Jr (@S_CMB3) April 2, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/02/twitter-buzzes-over-all-black-around-the-horn-panel/

Mark Fox to stay at Georgia

http://twitter.com/#!/coachmarkfox/status/185104106376011777

Georgia head basketball coach Mark Fox is making it clear that he will remain in Athens as the Bulldog coach, despite rumors that he may be a candidate to take over at Kansa State after the departure of Frank Martin. While this seems to be a clear denial of any interest on his part, nothing is ever certain around the coaching carousel.

Mark fox to Kstate potentially? He's a Kansas guy, at Kstate before. Does Underwood stay? Lots of questions with #kstate

— Jenn Bates (@KWCHJenn) March 27, 2012

hearing Mark Fox wants Kansas State and that O Purnell wants out of DePaul, wants Wake. @tsnmike @GaryParrishCBS

— Clay Dade (@ClayDade) March 28, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/28/mark-fox-to-stay-at-georgia/

Josh Duhamel And Dean Winters Play “Law Or Not A Law?”

And now we’ve all learned a thing or two.

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Josh Duhamel and Dean Winters are the stars of the new show Battle Creek, where they play two detectives. They stopped by BuzzFeed and we decided to test their judicial knowledge by presenting them with the following 22 laws. Some are real, and some are fake. It was their job to determine the truth.

IT’S TIME FOR…

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1. The law: You may not honk your horn outside of a sandwich shop past 9 PM In Arkansas.

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2. The law: You need a license to carry a concealed slingshot in Alaska.

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3. The law: You cannot sell Alcohol on Sundays in Connecticut.

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4. The law: Sex toys are illegal in Georgia.

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5. The law: Billboards are illegal in Hawaii

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6. The law: Women may not wear pants on Sundays in Kentucky.

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7. The law: Liquor stores may not sell milk in Indiana.

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8. The law: Palm reading is illegal in Iowa.

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9. The law: It is illegal to steal an alligator in Louisiana.

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10. The law: You may not pass off margarine for butter in New Jersey

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11. The law: You may not pass off margarine for butter in Wisconsin.

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12. The law: You are not allowed to curse or swear in Michigan

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13. The law: It is illegal to get married in Nebraska if you have gonorrhea.

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14. The law: It is illegal to ask for “extra guac” at Chipotles in New Mexico.

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Nah, THAT LAW WOULD BE CRIMINAL.

15. The law: Closed-toed shoes must be worn within a mile of any Church in Utah.

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16. The law: In North Carolina you cannot play bingo for more than 5 hours, unless it’s at a fair.

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17. The law: It is illegal to pretend to see Brad Pitt in public in Oklahoma

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18. The law: In South Carolina, you must be 18 to use a pinball machine.

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19. The law: It is illegal to sell musical instruments on Sundays in South Carolina.

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