The five second rule does not apply to grief.
4. These helpless french fries.
“Please take us back to McDonald’s, it’s much nicer there.”
6. This pasta predicament.
Perhaps one of the only things you’d eat off someone’s feet.
8. This cheese stick who’s just trying to get home.
Won’t someone please reunite him with his family?
12. The slices who never made it to the penthouse suite.
Will this elevator take them up to heaven?
13. These butchered brownies.
Hmmm. Here are the double chocolate brownies I took so much care in making. #5SecondRule
— JaneWag (@Jane Wagstaff)
15. This wilting pie.
So this was the first thing I saw today… foreshadowing? #piefromthesky #fivesecondrule
— mikedlynch (@Michael Lynch)
19. This cruel abandonment.
#donutastrophe -I offered to adopt them & nurse them back to health but @Collectingcandy stopped me. #5secondrule
— amymonte (@amymonte)
24. The dreadful destiny of this fried meat.
This is the second worst thing to happen to this chicken.
26. These miserable paninis.
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