Sen. John Cornyn has blunt response for proponents of Citizens United repeal

http://twitter.com/#!/Fishgot2swim/status/508706373677621248

The Senate is scheduled Monday to vote on a proposed constitutional amendment that would overturn the Citizens United decision. Texas Sen. John Cornyn didn’t leave his constituents wondering how he’ll vote on the issue.

http://twitter.com/#!/Fishgot2swim/status/508719359456710656 http://twitter.com/#!/Fishgot2swim/status/508719808087875585

We doubt that’s changed his mind.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/07/sen-john-cornyn-has-blunt-response-for-proponents-of-citizens-united-repeal/

Snort! Rep. Stockman slams Obama’s hypocrisy with snicker-worthy tweet

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveWorks4You/status/343211168241950721

Beautiful.

The snicker-worthy tweet blasting President Obama for the NSA surveillance scandal was retweeted and favorited many times via Rep. Stockman’s other Twitter account as well.

http://twitter.com/#!/ReElectStockman/status/343211355349852162

On Saturday night, Twitchy brought you Rep. Stockman’s hilarious zinger aimed at MSNBC. The congressman’s Obama slam also received praise. And giggles!

http://twitter.com/#!/DannyAnathema/status/343366809187139588 http://twitter.com/#!/Patrovist/status/343214520203890688

Not just plain old truth:

http://twitter.com/#!/ZingLear/status/343471028284030979

Indeed.

Rep. Stockman then offered up some more food for thought.

http://twitter.com/#!/ReElectStockman/status/343221787821223936

Laser-like focus! On you, not on jobs.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/09/glorious-hilarious-truth-rep-stockman-slams-obamas-hypocrisy-with-snicker-worthy-tweet/

Juan Williams defends Eric Holder on behalf of ‘real journalists’

Juan Williams repeatedly names Rosen as "REAL journalist" Left has def begun an attack on bloggers. #JustABlogger #tgdn #tcot #tlot #PJNET

— ıɹɐɹɹǝɟɯoʇ (@tomferrari) May 29, 2013

Who’ll survive the Obama administration’s scandal longer: Attorney General Eric Holder or Fox News contributor Juan Williams? News that the Justice Department has been tracking both AP reporters and Fox News’ James Rosen has led to some soul-searching by the administration’s usually reliable water carriers, but Williams seems prepared to defend Holder to the bitter end. But why is Fox News employing Williams to put all of the West Wing’s talking points in a blender when liberal blogs would do just as well?

It’s hard to be sure, but Williams seems to think Holder needs to investigate his underlings to make sure real journalists like Fox News’ James Rosen aren’t accidentally caught in the snare set for those rogue bloggers and tweeters Sen. Dick Durbin warned us about on Sunday.

http://twitter.com/#!/debitking/status/339534678648311808 http://twitter.com/#!/ARuffLife/status/339533804446294016

Relax, real journalists: Eric Holder will investigate who’s been monitoring you and make sure it never happens again. What? He personally vetted the search warrant naming Rosen a co-conspirator under the Espionage Act? By Williams’ logic, maybe Holder should investigate the judge who believed that ridiculous claim.

http://twitter.com/#!/Mamadoxie/status/339532427116568576 http://twitter.com/#!/SeeTac7/status/339535936226484224 http://twitter.com/#!/donnykees/status/339543794443776001 http://twitter.com/#!/BarneyKaren/status/339537318388043776 http://twitter.com/#!/TAchterberg/status/339536139696353280

How soon until MSNBC announces a new show co-hosted by Eric Holder and Juan Williams?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/28/juan-williams-defends-eric-holder-on-behalf-of-real-journalists/

31 Tragic Photos Of A Day Being Ruined

The five second rule does not apply to grief.

1. This scene from a Chipotle horror movie.

It’s like dropping your newborn baby.

2. This frozen tragedy.

I scream. You scream. We all grieve for ice cream.

3. This donut disaster.

From our hands into the mouth of god.

4. These helpless french fries.

“Please take us back to McDonald’s, it’s much nicer there.”

5. This cheesy huddling mass.

Cement is the obviously the best topping.

6. This pasta predicament.

Perhaps one of the only things you’d eat off someone’s feet.

7. This eggmergency.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men kneeled and wept.

8. This cheese stick who’s just trying to get home.

Won’t someone please reunite him with his family?

9. The Great Breakfast Massacre of 2014

10. This early morning nightmare.

There’s nothing cheery about this at all.

11. This pretzel catastrophe.

Why do they smush the things we love?

12. The slices who never made it to the penthouse suite.

Will this elevator take them up to heaven?

13. These butchered brownies.

Hmmm. Here are the double chocolate brownies I took so much care in making. #5SecondRule

— JaneWag (@Jane Wagstaff)

14. The chilly fate of this treat.

Sundae bloody sundae.

15. This wilting pie.

So this was the first thing I saw today… foreshadowing? #piefromthesky #fivesecondrule

— mikedlynch (@Michael Lynch)

16. This lollipop’s undignified grave.

Poor sucker, we barely knew ye.

17. This attack on a childhood staple.

Mourning you until we join you.

18. This orphaned peep.

Who let her out into the big bad world all alone?

19. This cruel abandonment.

#donutastrophe -I offered to adopt them & nurse them back to health but @Collectingcandy stopped me. #5secondrule

— amymonte (@amymonte)

20. These tortured taquitos.

A layer of guac isn’t the worst final resting place.

21. This fruity carnage.

Bet this dude was feeling really meloncholy afterwards.

22. These suffering ice cream sandwiches.

They never stood a chance.

23. These unloved Munchkins.

These little guys need a hole lotta love.

24. The dreadful destiny of this fried meat.

This is the second worst thing to happen to this chicken.

25. This cookie calamity.

You can sweep those right into the gates of heaven.

26. These miserable paninis.

‘Lies’: St. Louis protesters dismiss reports that knife was thrown at officer

http://twitter.com/#!/B_anders4/status/520429036712259584

KMOV reporter Alexis Zotos is reporting early Friday morning that a police officer in south St. Louis was hit in the shoulder with a knife thrown by a demonstrator.

RIGHT NOW: @ChiefSLMPD says a knife was thrown at officers, hit one in the shoulder. 2 arrests so far #shawshooting pic.twitter.com/xlgbmv1aSn

— Alexis Zotos (@alexiszotos) October 10, 2014

The combination of television reporter and police chief wasn’t enough to convince viewers?

@alexiszotos @AntonioFrench @ChiefSLMPD Get that crap off tv. Lies. The disdain for ourlives police hold must be challenged. #OurLivesMatter

— Edward Perkins (@wuperkins) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos @AntonioFrench @ChiefSLMPD I call bullshit

— Chad Priszner (@CPriszner) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos Is there a live stream or will it be archived online? @ChiefSLMPD

— coreshift (@coreshift) October 10, 2014

@coreshift Will be on http://t.co/C55WgNd1xF after the show

— Alexis Zotos (@alexiszotos) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos @AntonioFrench @ChiefSLMPD No one observing #STL #Ferguson believes official stories anymore! #THEWHOLEWORLDISWATCHING!

— Anita Stewart (@AnitaStewart) October 10, 2014

.@alexiszotos Did the Chief talk about cops murdering people? Or is that not part of corporate reporting? @AntonioFrench @ChiefSLMPD

— OccupythePort (@occupytheport) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos @russbengtson @ChiefSLMPD lies lol

— Covert-Introvert (@futbolfan009) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos @russbengtson @ChiefSLMPD show us the knife

— Covert-Introvert (@futbolfan009) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos @AntonioFrench @ChiefSLMPD I don't believe anything they say. Nothing!

— 3ChicsPolitico (@3ChicsPolitico) October 10, 2014

@futbolfan009 @russbengtson @ChiefSLMPD This is the picture our reporter took on scene pic.twitter.com/B0BTZjrJBW

— Alexis Zotos (@alexiszotos) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos @russbengtson @ChiefSLMPD so what? They probably put that their themselves stop being so naive

— Covert-Introvert (@futbolfan009) October 10, 2014

@alexiszotos @russbengtson @ChiefSLMPD do your job! Reporting and investigating are two different things

— Covert-Introvert (@futbolfan009) October 10, 2014

@KMOV @AntonioFrench @KMOVMatt Good. Get a taste of their own medicine.

— Olivia Kankolenski (@Ollieeex) October 10, 2014

So is it a lie that someone threw a knife at a police officer, or did it happen and the police officer deserved it? Naw, probably planted.

@KMOV @KMOVMatt @AntonioFrench looks like a new knife just purchased by police to fake a crime. Cheap convenient store type knife.

— Advances (@Advances) October 10, 2014

@KMOV @KMOVMatt @AntonioFrench also no one throws knifes they stab with them. #fake story!

— Advances (@Advances) October 10, 2014

@KMOV @AntonioFrench @KMOVMatt and they left the knife on the ground just so the news could get a pic…lol

— Chad Priszner (@CPriszner) October 10, 2014

@KMOV @KMOVMatt #CopsLie

— Questy (@QuestyNM) October 10, 2014

@KMOV @AntonioFrench @KMOVMatt don't report what the cops say as truth. Look at their record of lies.

— E Pollaert Smith (@epollaert) October 10, 2014

The night’s not over yet; here’s some more broken glass as a capper.

Medicine Shoppe door at Hartford and Grand #stl pic.twitter.com/kPyTltP8dG

— JOE MIKE LEAHY (@JOEMIKELEAHY) October 10, 2014

#shawshooting Protester just broke out glass doo of Medicine Shoppe at Grand and Hartford pic.twitter.com/ijkiR19FBq

— Paul Hampel (@phampel) October 10, 2014

 

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/10/lies-st-louis-protesters-dismiss-police-media-reports-that-knife-was-thrown-at-officer/

Freak-out in full swing over ‘rich, white’ racists mocking O-care at the CMAs

http://twitter.com/#!/BRassega/status/398257053803634688

Once again, Twitter was prescient.

After Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood mocked Obamacare on the CMA Awards, whiners immediately twisted their knickers over the stars who “slandered” Obamacare. This didn’t take long:

http://twitter.com/#!/KingShamus/status/398417760624979968

Like clockwork.

http://twitter.com/#!/MrTimMcCormack/status/398275004246142976

Of course you are! Mockery of Obamacare? Totally racist, according to the “I see white people” crowd. Because isn’t it always racist when “rich, white people” laugh at President Boyfriend’s failures?

http://twitter.com/#!/JuliaKay04/status/398256278994046976 http://twitter.com/#!/shandy_d/status/398255993487765504 http://twitter.com/#!/yinyang1213/status/398257092186099714 http://twitter.com/#!/PomPrincessMomJ/status/398300650645098496

https://twitter.com/brocka215/status/398262638666608640

http://twitter.com/#!/eclecticbrotha/status/398282092909322240 http://twitter.com/#!/tanstaboi/status/398265447444799488 http://twitter.com/#!/CaptainCrash95/status/398277208663662592 http://twitter.com/#!/JulianSanctus/status/398256114036662272

Hold up. Don’t forget sexism!

http://twitter.com/#!/waltb31/status/398297750955368448

Is this what we have to look forward to today?

http://twitter.com/#!/LEFTH00K/status/398263905387937795

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/07/freak-out-in-full-swing-over-rich-white-racists-mocking-obamacare-at-the-cmas/