Mahershala Ali’s “House Of Cards” Reaction GIFs

A GIF for all of your HOC-related needs.

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Since the Season 3 release on Friday you’ve surely made your way through some of — if not all — the episodes of House of Cards. We asked the man behind Remy Danton how he would react to certain situations and GIFed the result for your viewing pleasure.

When Frank is talking to the camera again.

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When you need to send a message without saying a word.

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When your girlfriend tells you that she’s killed someone.

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When you have to choose between money or power.

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When you’re trying to inconspicuously meet someone in public.

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When Claire walks into the room.

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When Frank taps his ring on a desk.

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When you get propositioned into a presidential threesome.

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When you see a lobbyist coming up to you that you don’t want to talk to.

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When Slugline writes something salacious about you.

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When you’re stuck in a filibuster for hours and hours.

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When Claire and Frank kiss Meechum.

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When Frank asks you to meet him at a subway station.

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When a reporter gets run over by a train.

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When Frank gives you a watch with Winston Churchill engraved on it.

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When Obama invites you to dinner.

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When House of Cards gets released on Netflix two weeks early.

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Season 3 of House of Cards is out now on Netflix!

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Jack White’s Guacamole Recipe Is Actually Pretty Good

The University of Oklahoma recently leaked White’s tour rider, which contains a fairly specific recipe for guac. I decided to try it out.

Jack White playing guitar but actually thinking about guac. / Via Larry Busacca / Getty Images

I used to be one of Jack White’s biggest fans — I even interviewed him once — until he spewed sexist garbage about me (me, personally!) in Rolling Stone magazine. Since then, I haven’t been able to listen to his music without feeling a little queasy.

But when the University of Oklahoma leaked White’s tour rider, which includes a very specific guacamole recipe that’s to be made and waiting for him before each show, I thought, hey, just because Jack White said he wanted to roll up his song lyrics and shove them in my mouth doesn’t mean he doesn’t know his way around an avocado.

I’ve made my fair share of guac at home before, so I decided to give the recipe a go to see if it was actually any good, or if White should stick to guitar solos.

3. Here’s Jack White’s rider containing the recipe:

4. And the recipe itself, which calls for very specific CHUNKS.


8 x large, ripe Haas avocados (cut in half the long way, remove the pit–SAVE THE PIT THOUGH–, and dice into large cubes with a butter knife. 3 or 4 slits down, 3 or 4 across. You’ll scoop out the chunks with a spoon, careful to main the avocado in fairly large chunks.)
4 x vine-ripened tomatoes (diced)
½ x yellow onion (finely chopped)
1 x full bunch cilantro (chopped)
4 x Serrano peppers (de-veined and chopped)
1 x lime
Salt & pepper to taste

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, careful not to mush the avocados too much. We want it chunky. Once properly mixed and tested, add the pits into the guacamole and even out the top with a spoon or spatula. Add ½ lime to the top later so you cover move of the surface with the juice (The pits and lime will keep it from browning prematurely.) Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until served. Please don’t make it too early before it’s served. We’d love to have it around 5 pm.

5. I assembled the ingredients. I only had six avocados, but they’re California avocados so they have the flavor capacity of eight shitty avocados.

6. I cut them lengthwise, scoop the pits out and put them aside as per the recipe.

7. White wants each avocado cut into 12-16 chunks, max. This is going to be some seriously chunky guac.

8. I dutifully chunkify all the avocados.

9. I’ve never put pits in guac before, but it’s supposed to keep it from browning. Thanks for the tip, Jack!

10. Next up are the “vine-ripened” tomatos.

11. I am freakishly bad at dicing things, so I kind of shred the tomatoes into a loose chop and chuck them in the bowl.

12. Ooh la la. The whole time I’m chopping stuff, I’m picturing a miserable backstage assistant balancing a cutting board on top of a speaker, sullenly slicing up Jack White’s tomatoes.

13. Next, the recipe calls for 1/2 of a yellow onion.

14. This seems like a LOT of onion for guacamole, and I usually use a red onion instead. But since I love onion and would eat one like an apple if it were socially acceptable, I go with it.

15. I chop up a nice big pile of cilantro. This might be too much cilantro.

 

16. Next up are the serrano peppers. I realize I’ve never cooked with serranos before, but they’re about three times hotter than a jalapeño.

17. I also realize that if I use only three peppers, it looks a lot like Jack White’s famous 3 logo. I decide that’s what Jack would want.

18. I chop up the serranos, knowing full well I’ll scratch the inside of my nose later, after handling these, and probably have to go to the hospital.

19. We’re almost on our way to Jackamole!

20. The recipe next calls for “1 lime,” and for a second I think, “Wait, does he want it CHOPPED UP and mixed into the guac?”

I briefly consider it, but then I just juice the limes into the bowl like normal humans would.

21. I add the “salt and pepper” to taste. This is a lot of leeway! I picture Jack angrily flipping the guac bowl over, screaming about salt proportions.

22. White has very specific mixing instructions: “Careful not to mush the avocados too much. We want it chunky.” I nervously get out my wooden spoon.

23. Well, Jack is right. This guac is chunky as hell. It’s closer in resemblance to a salad than a dip. WOWZA.

25. I break with the recipe and mash the avocados a little more to try to make it more dip-like.

26. I toss the pits back in, hoping no one chokes. (Which they won’t, because I am the only one eating this guac TBH.) Voila!

27. The Jackamole is so thick that I can barely scoop it on a chip. But it’s GOOD. Really good.

28. If you like your guac more dip- or Chipotle-like, you might not be into something this hearty. But for an onion and avocado lover like me, I enjoyed that the guacamole was so badass it made me chew it.

29. White’s reps have since tried to do damage control about the leak, and in their statement, they backtrack on White’s alleged love of Jackamole.


“Jack doesn’t write the rider nor make demands about his favorite snacks that must be in his dressing room. We’re not even sure he likes guacamole, but we do know that the folks who work hard to put on the show do enjoy it.”

Has White’s thirst for guac been blown out of proportion? I’m not sure, but no matter who is the REAL avocado fan, I’d try this recipe again.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/jack-whites-guacamole-recipe-is-actually-pretty-good

Some fans take issue with Joey McIntyre’s pro-Obama tweet

http://twitter.com/#!/joeysbostonbabe/status/507356134777171968

Hope and change?

http://twitter.com/#!/joeymcintyre/status/507355998911086593

Maybe he should cut back on the golf then.

http://twitter.com/#!/BeckieS44/status/507356382908391426 http://twitter.com/#!/househunteraj/status/507356684566532096 http://twitter.com/#!/silkeanne/status/507357945064333312 http://twitter.com/#!/JKsRollerGirl/status/507358155224121345

Heh.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/03/not-all-fans-agree-with-new-kid-joey-mcintyres-pro-obama-tweet/

Fans rise up in support of suspended parody account: #FreeSalonDotCom

http://twitter.com/#!/j_arthur_bloom/status/489526664372568064

It started yesterday when Twitter suspended the brilliant parody account @SalonDotCom that had delivered devastating satire of the left wing priggery of Salon.com.

http://twitter.com/#!/KevinWGlass/status/489527931320795136 http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/489577079956963328 http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/489573991498010624 http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/489532947280977920

Fans have risen up in solidarity using the hashtag #FreeSalonDotCom to carry on the work that @SalonDotCom started.

http://twitter.com/#!/YaleCohn/status/489897648330387457 http://twitter.com/#!/moxargon/status/489855853764558848 http://twitter.com/#!/finditandkillit/status/489849966412578816 http://twitter.com/#!/YaleCohn/status/489879065248407552 http://twitter.com/#!/nickswift498/status/489799474290491392 http://twitter.com/#!/artcarden/status/489792257042550784 http://twitter.com/#!/pvtharoldmoon/status/489779501858320384

I was an instant fan after this tweet:

"Why Emojis are the New Blackface" #FreeSalondotcom !!!!— RockPrincess (@Rockprincess818) July 17, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/Pizzicato55/status/489766787618451456

Twitter’s terms of service give us a pretty good idea who initiated the suspension of @SalonDotCom

http://twitter.com/#!/j_arthur_bloom/status/489879274988789761

Guess they were hitting a little too close to home for Salon.

We’re also guessing that the parody of pretentious loony left blogs is only just getting started.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/17/fans-rise-up-in-support-of-suspended-parody-account-freesalondotcom/

Actor Kevin Sorbo endorses Ben Carson for POTUS; Carson leaves door open

http://twitter.com/#!/ksorbs/status/300123059073994752

Dr. Benjamin Carson’s headline-grabbing speech at the National Prayer Breakfast prompted the Wall Street Journal to title an editorial “Ben Carson for President.”

WSJ: Ben Carson for President! drudge.tw/W7cgML

— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) February 9, 2013

“Hercules” and “Andromeda” actor Kevin Sorbo is on board. If you haven’t checked out Carson hammering political correctness, the national debt and more, make time to watch the video this weekend.

Sorbo has plenty of company:

Can I vote for Dr Benjamin Carson for President in 2016 ?

— Stacey (D) (@BeanfromPa) February 9, 2013

THIS. RT”@matt__mcdonald: That’s it. Dr. Benjamin Carson for President”

— Skyler (@ReturnTo1776) February 9, 2013

I second the motion!Ben Carson for President on.wsj.com/YKOCGu via @wsj

— Dora Vera (@DoraVera2) February 9, 2013

#DrBenCarson has credible and tangible solutions to healthcare problems – not the mess of Obamacare/ACA – Dr Ben Carson for president!

— PDX (@OR_Conservative) February 9, 2013

How do we draft Ben Carson for President?

— Steve Bassett (@Bagatino) February 9, 2013

@seanhannity Ben Carson for our next President for sure!

— Jacqueline Green (@jaxstudios) February 9, 2013

Dr. Benjamin Carson for President! #lnyhbt #tcot

— Lloyd bin Laden (@lloydbin) February 9, 2013

I think Dr. Benjamin Carson should be our next President of the United States of America.#Hannity thinks so too!#NationalPrayerBreakfast

— Catholic Notions (@CatholicNotions) February 9, 2013

On Friday, Sean Hannity asked Dr. Carson if he’d ever consider a bid for the presidency.

#BOOM #HANNITY “will you Dr. Benjamin Carson, run for President?!!!” AMEN YES !!

— tiacarolann (@tiacarolann) February 9, 2013

He didn’t say “yes,” but …

Dr. Benjamin Carson did not say he wouldn’t run for president! #Hannity

— Steve Klein (@SteveKlein62) February 9, 2013

If the Lord grabbed me by the collar and made me do it, I would,” he told Hannity.

Sean Hannity Asks Dr. Benjamin Carson, “Would You Ever Run for President, Sir?” – Video 2/8/13 bit.ly/WK6il2

— Freedom’s Lighthouse (@FreedomsLH) February 9, 2013

We have a feeling Bob Beckel and Kirsten Powers won’t like that answer.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/09/hercules-actor-kevin-sorbo-dr-ben-carson-should-be-our-president-carson-leaves-door-open/

GOP Rep doesn’t personally know a 12-yr-old who was raped; Corrected

http://twitter.com/#!/TabithaHale/status/237949548977336320

In an interview yesterday, Republican U.S. Rep. Steve King of Iowa was asked for his thoughts on the Todd Akin fiasco. King avoided commenting specifically on Akin’s remarks and chose instead to focus on Akin’s moral character, calling him a “strong Christian man, with a wonderful family.”

Even in the face of mounting pressure from Republicans for Akin to withdraw from his senate race, King probably wouldn’t have faced too heavy of a backlash from his party for commenting only on Akin’s character. But King didn’t stop there. He went on to produce an extremely cringe-worthy nugget of his own:

King supports the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act.”  It would ban Federal funding of abortions except in cases of forcible rape. Right now, Medicaid also covers abortions for victims of statutory rape or incest – for example, a 12 year old who gets pregnant.

Congressman King says he’s not aware of any young victims like that.

“Well I just haven’t heard of that being a circumstance that’s been brought to me in any personal way, and I’d be open to discussion about that subject matter,” he said.

For the record, it’s important to note that the term “forcible rape” was removed from the bill, and the language makes clear that rape is rape; one kind is no less criminal than another (more on that here). But still. Yikes. Really, Rep. King? Really??? Not only is that statement absolutely ludicrous, but it’s dangerous. As if the GOP didn’t already have to contend with ridiculous charges from the Left that all Republicans are woman-hating rape apologists, King has just made their job more difficult.

Flabbergasted liberals had a field day:

And it continues: Rep. Steve King: I’ve never heard of a girl getting pregnant from statutory rape or incest http://t.co/lHIqS1AM

— Jessica Hullinger (@JessHullinger) August 21, 2012

Rep. Steve King: I’ve Never Heard Of A Girl Getting Pregnant From Statutory Rape Or Incest http://t.co/42ftFMR7

— Vickie (@Vickie627) August 21, 2012

This asshole!-“@TPM: Rep. Steve King (R-IA): I've never heard of a girl getting pregnant from statutory rape or incest http://t.co/X52KtpyH

— T. (@wlfpack81) August 21, 2012

Based on Steve King's interview, i'm guessing the NRCC and RNC just ran out of duct tape.

— Jason Boxt (@jboxt1) August 21, 2012

The three-ring crazy circus continues. Rep. King: I've never heard of pregnancy from statutory rape or incest http://t.co/ANjbmIVP

— Matt Martin (@voxmatt) August 21, 2012

Please, keep talking, Rep. Steve King.

— ¡ viva Terry ! (@shortstack81) August 21, 2012

This is a NEW kind of stupid. RT @TPM: Rep. Steve King (R-IA): I've never heard of a girl getting pregnant from statutory rape

— The Full Ginsburg (@TheFullGinsburg) August 21, 2012

Dear national GOP: when are you going to ask Steve King to resign from his seat in Congress? http://t.co/VPM2mY49

— Jeremy Stahl (@JeremyStahl) August 21, 2012

.@dccc What cocoon is Steve King living in? Even if he watched the dumbest stuff on boob tube he would know! What is his DENIAL?

— Kleyton Cooper (@kleytoncooper) August 21, 2012

I guess Steve King isn't a big Law & Order: SVU fan.

— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) August 21, 2012

When did The Onion start running GOP messaging? Rep. Steve King: I’ve Never Heard Of A Girl Getting Pregnant From Statutory Rape Or Incest

— Richard Keil (@RDKeil1) August 21, 2012

Needless to say, King’s foot-in-mouthage left conservatives banging their heads against the wall:

@joesegal I'm a pro-life Republican. That doesn't mean Steve King didn't say something extremely stupid that deserves all kinds of ridicule.

— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) August 21, 2012

What the hell Steve King?

— Joe Brooks (@joebrooks) August 21, 2012

@JeromeEHudson Yeah, but dude. Steve King. Tell me you didn't read that and immediate slap your face.

— Torrey M. Spears (@torreymspears) August 21, 2012

Rep. Steve King, please do not go in front of another mic for 70 days.

— Brad Cundiff (@bradcundiff) August 21, 2012

Todd Akin and Steve King should perform a song-and-dance duet number about fallopian tubes. #BookLearnin' #STOPTALKING

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) August 21, 2012

Yes, I realize Steve King is saying that he's never *personally* seen rape/incest result in pregnancy. Who cares? USE WORDS CAREFULLY.

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) August 21, 2012

"Oh dammit… there's an unsent memo here reminding us we WANT to win the Senate this year… anyone see this?!" – GOP

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) August 21, 2012

Seriously. No more. Please.

***

Update:

RT @GaltsGirl: Yahoo pulled the link about Rep Steve King, because it was crap: Please read http://t.co/b5kA2rWq .

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) August 21, 2012

In response to the claims of him not believing that pregnancy can occur following statutory rape or incest, Rep. King is asserting that his remarks were taken out of context. Upon further review, we agree. It appears that King was merely stating that he had never dealt personally with a 12-year-old rape victim and not that he did not believe pregnancy was possible for a girl in that situation.

After Talking Points Memo reported the statements, King’s campaign fired back, telling the website that “of course” he was aware that girls have become pregnant from statutory rape and incest and supported people who had not been forcibly raped having access to federal abortion coverage under a rape exemption.

“What he was saying was he personally does not know a girl who was raped,” King spokeswoman Brittany Lesser said. “He never says, ‘I’ve never heard of that.’ There’s a fine line between ‘I’ve never heard of that’ and ‘I don’t know personally anybody who’s been raped.’ There’s a difference. There is a difference.”

In light of the Akin controversy, it can be tempting to pounce on potentially questionable comments in order to defend conservatives from further smears by the Left. But that is no excuse for getting swept up in a media frenzy without a solid understanding of all the facts. In passing judgment about Rep. King prematurely, we played into the hands of the leftist media we pride ourselves on exposing. To Rep. King, we sincerely apologize for putting forth misleading information and for any resulting negative speculation as to your personal character.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/21/ugh-rep-steve-king-says-hes-never-heard-of-pregnancy-following-statutory-rape-incest/