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Category: Anxiety
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‘LOL’: Willie Robertson tickled by his mom’s gift as he recovers from burns [pic]
http://twitter.com/#!/williebosshog/status/485462527405334531
Heh. Miss Kay is thinking ahead after an exploding glass pitcher of tea left “Duck Dynasty” star Willie Robertson’s legs covered in burns.
http://twitter.com/#!/Ohrw/status/485497239943401472Willie tweeted that his legs are “healing nicely,” but just to be safe, he planned to stay away from grills on Independence Day.
Sally Kohn: Republicans are crazy if they think Obama’s the one who won’t negotiate
http://twitter.com/#!/sallykohn/status/383736861262245890
We have to wonder just how many Americans are going to need treatment if what Sally Kohn says is true. What would give Republicans, and the rest of the country as well, the idea that President Obama is the one who refuses to negotiate?
Could it be the interview where he says he won’t negotiate?
The White House tweet that confirms that he won’t negotiate?
http://twitter.com/#!/WhiteHouse/status/383681018525265921Could it be the reports by the Washington Post, AP, Reuters, and just about every other news outlet this week?
Crazy, huh?
http://twitter.com/#!/DreadfulPenny81/status/383773080478179328Johnny Damon to sign with Indians
http://twitter.com/#!/Ken_Rosenthal/status/190286485310816256
The Indians are signing Johnny Damon and in talks with Lou Gehrig.
— Bill Squire (@billsquire) April 12, 2012
#Indians have agreed to a deal with Johnny Damon. Since they don't really need another DH, I'm guessing he'll be playing out in LF.
— Jason Martinez (@mlbdepthcharts) April 12, 2012
Twitchy will continue to follow this story and update this post as needed.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/12/johnny-damon-to-sign-with-indians/
Twitter reacts to growing Secret Service scandal
The latest news:
- the Secret Service has suspended 11 employees after nearly all of them allegedly brought Columbian prostitutes back to their hotel rooms.
- Many of the 11 agents were married.
- five members of the U.S. military, who were working alongside the Secret Service, may also be involved.
- The partying was exposed when one of the prostitutes caused a ruckus after an agent refused to pay her.
- The going rate for hookers in Cartagena, Columbia, is reportedly about $47.
- White House press secretary Jay Carney said “it would not be appropriate” for President Obama to comment.
Naturally, Twitter users couldn’t resist commenting:
https://twitter.com/#!/BorowitzReport/status/191286729947365376
Secret Service agents alleged to have brought HOs to the their hotel rooms. Only politicians they protect are allowed to do that on our $$
— The TN Conservative (@TennConserv) April 15, 2012
With the GSA scandal and then the Secret Service, it's almost like there's a climate of corruption wafting thru DC.
— Do You Remember (@RennaW) April 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/TwitTurdDaily/status/191447134657183744
Someone should tell the Secret Service the idea is to catch the *bad guys* with their pants down. And "pants down" is an Idiom- not literal.
— Royce Eddington (@RoyceEddington) April 15, 2012
I don't care that the American Secret Service bangs hookers … I have a problem with them not being able to keep it secret !!!
— John v/d Lely ♣♥♠♦ (@gewoon_John) April 15, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/15/twitter-reacts-to-growing-secret-service-scandal/
Kristen Bell Says Anyone Who Doesn’t Vaccinate Has To Stay Away From Her Family
Tell ‘em, girl.
1. Kristen Bell is taking a stand that anyone who doesn’t vaccinate their children has to stay away from her family, even if they’re in her friend group.
3. The 34-year-old actress, who has two young daughters, Delta and Lincoln, with actor Dax Shepherd, is willing to alienate her friends if they don’t share her family’s vaccination beliefs.
She told The Hollywood Reporter:
When Lincoln was born [in March 2013], the whooping cough epidemic was growing, and before she was 2 months old, we simply said [to friends], “You have to get a whooping cough vaccination if you are going to hold our baby.”
5. She added: “It’s a very simple logic: I believe in trusting doctors, not know-it-alls.”
7. No one messes with Tough Mom Kristen.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/kristen-bell-has-a-strong-message-for-anti-vaxxers
Guilty Gamers
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Rumor: Minka Kelly underage sex tape being shopped around
http://twitter.com/#!/WesleyTill/status/227415555722866688
Twitter is buzzing this morning with rumors of a Minka Kelly sex tape.
Listen in to @kevinandbean talking to Harvey from @tmz an Minka Kelly's sex tape!! *crosses fingers*
— ༄ ང།པཫཧཎ ༅ (@12345clumsy6789) July 23, 2012
If you ever feel down, like you have nothing to look forward to, nothing to live for, remember, tomorrow there may be a Minka Kelly sex tape
— ThatsSoTaguchi (@ThatsSoTaguchi) July 23, 2012
We hope those Twitter users are just unaware of the fact that the rumored sex tape was allegedly made when the former “Friday Night Lights” star (and Derek Jeter’s ex-girlfriend) was only 17 years old.
Some creep trying to sell sex tape of Minka Kelly when she was 17, Jeter should pound him with a baseball bat
— Ron (@rcw1168) July 23, 2012
More from TMZ:
It’s unclear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Two songs from Brandy’s second album, “Never Say Never,” are playing in the background. The album was released on June 8, 1998 — 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday. But one source questioned whether the song was added after the fact to make it appear she was over 18.
As for Minka, we put a call in to her rep. So far, no comment.
That isn’t stopping some sex tape humor, though.
https://twitter.com/Thomothy/status/227430006643625984
I refuse to get my hopes up about this, especially after Leighton's. RT: @PerezHilton Minka Kelly: Sex Tape Starlet?! http://t.co/VxvRNSZ7
— Wesley Ambrecht (@iamwesley) July 23, 2012
Minka Kelly's career was barely existent to begin with. So an alleged "sex tape" is supposed to fix that. Haha #NationalSmutDay @bono5112
— Becks (@BeckyBravo) July 23, 2012
New! Christmas May Come Early Friends: Minka Kelly Sex Tape Being Shopped http://t.co/wsw8Rlmo
— Hot Dog (@hotdogSC) July 23, 2012
Minka Kelly sex tape? http://t.co/AvcypmTk Friday Night Lights, Camera, Action! Not so fast, she may have been underage.
— hypervocal (@hypervocal) July 23, 2012
Not so fast, indeed. Twitchy will monitor this rumor and update with any developments.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/23/rumor-minka-kelly-underage-sex-tape-being-shopped-around/
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‘Whoa’: Check out the backdrop for N.H. Dem’s ‘pro-choice’ event [photo]
http://twitter.com/#!/davesmith3/status/525034260953321472
Hey, um, Rep. Ann Kuster? You’re doing it wrong:
We expect Democrats to struggle with taste, but this is pretty bad.
We thought that sort of thing went without saying. But oh well. At least there’s a silver lining:
So that’s something.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/22/whoa-check-out-the-backdrop-for-n-h-dems-pro-choice-event-photo/
John McCain meets his Mini-Me
http://twitter.com/#!/SenJohnMcCain/status/283344682438782976
The bedpan filled with lollypops is a fantastic touch.
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/24/john-mccain-meets-his-mini-me/