Category: Anxiety

http://twitter.com/#!/DKElections/status/294566757069369346

The pro-marijuana crowd is having a lot of fun tonight at the expense of former Congressman Tom Tancredo. Apparently, the arch-conservative made a pre-election bet with comedian Adam Hartle, stipulating that he would smoke weed if Colorado voted to legalize cannabis. The bet was made public in a recent promotional video for Hartle’s documentary about the passage of Colorado’s Amendment 64, and Tancredo says he will keep his word. While he personally supported legalization, we’re guessing that Tancredo wasn’t anticipating to be among those lighting up.

We at Twitchy might disagree with our pro-pot friends on this issue, but thanks for giving us a chuckle. Just don’t let Tom eat too many Cheetos, OK?

The GOP – We’re Jammin America’s newest pothead: Tom Tancredo « The Greenroom hotair.com/greenroom/arch… via @hotairblog

— Mary Sue (@RubySlipperblog) January 24, 2013

Someone should temp him w/Mexican food RT @bencjacobs Tom Tancredo will now smoke pot. Wow. reason.com/blog/2013/01/2… …

— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) January 24, 2013

Oh man, I hope we all get to see Baked Tom Tancredo on live television reason.com/blog/2013/01/2…

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 24, 2013

@jbarro any word on whether or not Tancredo’s going to do a duet with Afroman? youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTm…#BecauseTancredoGotHigh

— Holden D. Cat (@HoldenDCat) January 24, 2013

@jbarro This is the best news ever. I want some improvised Tommy the Tanc beat poetry.

— Owen Poindexter (@Owen_Poindexter) January 24, 2013

But will he inhale? MT ‏@lopezlinette GOP Congressman WILL smoke pot after he lost a bet ow.ly/h6JP4

— Luke Kawa (@LJKawa) January 24, 2013

I would pay good money to watch Tom Tancredo smoke marijuana. livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/tom-tanc…

— Erik Loomis (@ErikLoomis) January 25, 2013

Tom Tancredo loses bet, must become pothead now dailykos.com/story/2013/01/…

— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) January 24, 2013

@memeorandum @eldon Wait a minute…this is not news. Tancredo has been high his entire career. I’m sure of it.

— Aaron Klein (@AaronKlein) January 25, 2013

Will Tom Tancredo finally start thinking clearly?Who knows? fb.me/2aLSZlny0

— Robert D. Butler II (@RobertDButler2) January 25, 2013

BREAKING: Tom Tancredo to pretend he’s never smoked pot before.

— picsl8 (@picsl81) January 25, 2013

This is a tweet I never imagined I’d type: Anti-#immigration firebrand Tom Tancredo says he’ll smoke weed. tinyurl.com/b94cwu9

— David Montero (@DaveMontero) January 25, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/24/reefer-madness-tom-tancredo-will-smoke-weed-after-losing-bet/

http://twitter.com/#!/thegettygirl/status/372457817384296449

We can just imagine the design on Debbie Allen’s face as she saw Miley Cyrus’ VMA twerk-out. It’s most likely safe to assume she wasn’t smiling:

http://twitter.com/#!/msdebbieallen/status/372412373870473217

Ouch! Allen carried on:

http://twitter.com/#!/msdebbieallen/status/372412770701938688

We are able to agree totally that Cyrus’ overall performance was less than ladylike, it is Beyoncé really the one women should check out for determination?

http://twitter.com/#!/Aries_Noir/status/372433318668550144 http://twitter.com/#!/SavannahDuBois/status/372415962382753792

Read even more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/27/put-the-clothes-back-on-choreographer-debbie-allen-upset-with-miley-cyrus/

http://twitter.com/#!/GeraldoRivera/status/373491238327963648

Geraldo Rivera explained that he was just “harmlessly showing off” when he posted that semi-naked selfie to Twitter last month, but the ramifications of his tweet are still being felt. Could it be that his topless (and nearly bottomless) photo cost him his spot on Duquesne University’s international symposium on the Kennedy assassination?

Leave Geraldo alone!

http://twitter.com/#!/funcpl82/status/373496902182256640 http://twitter.com/#!/tweetontilt/status/373498748636524544

Yeah, that’s it.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/30/geraldo-says-topless-selfie-cost-him-place-on-universitys-jfk-panel/

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390926744883953664

Who’s up for a stroll down Memory Lane? Because have we got a doozy for you:

http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/357520903137009664

Ah, July 17, 2013. A day — and a tweet — that will live in infamy.

http://twitter.com/#!/Mootpoint21/status/390931439924936704

Amazing.

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390926764282609664

Oh, Matt. Bless your heart.

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/390925156585328640 http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390927506762514432 http://twitter.com/#!/mflynny/status/390930412039450624 http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/390925341104959489

True story! Ace clearly agrees:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390924593596096512 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390924923704590336 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390925253011972097

Because it’s just. That. Good.

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390926402230292480

Ooo, baby!

Meanwhile, a question for Matt:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390925676187877376

And a futile search for accountability:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929315572895745 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929611401334785 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/390929760248819712

He’ll likely never admit to being dishonest and wrong, but there are just some things we know to be true:

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/390933607155376129

Yep.

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Surprise! We totally didn’t see this coming:

http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/390954420575698944

Derpity-derp.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Matt Yglesias

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/17/i-just-busted-a-nut-ace-and-friends-gloriously-mock-matt-yglesias-hilarious-obamacare-fail/