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17 Reasons You Should Absolutely Never Visit Molokai
It’s known as “the most Hawaiian island,” because of it’s underdeveloped and laid-back vibe. Who would want to visit that?
1. Because when you visit Molokai you won’t see many tourists. Obviously it means there’s something wrong with the island.
Molokai’s north shore.
2. Because with less than 8,000 people living on the island it’s pretty much impossible to escape the crowds.
As of 2010 the population was 7,345.
3. Because Molokai is home to the longest fringing reef in the U.S. If you like snorkeling or scuba diving then definitely don’t go to Molokai.
The reef stretches nearly 25 miles.
4. Because the sunsets are bland and colorless.
Yawn. Wake me when it’s morning.
5. Because buildings cannot be taller than coconut trees. If you like long elevator rides then avoid Molokai at all costs!
Technically there are different limits depending on the type of building, but in general Molokai doesn’t allow construction of tall buildings.
6. Because on a clear day you’ll see Maui across the water and be overwhelmed with a desire to leave Molokai.
Why would you want to stay any longer when Maui is just a boat ride away?
8. I mean look at this! Can you imagine how miserable it would be to spend an afternoon on here?
9. Because you can send yourself a coconut through the mail, and it’s literally the most exciting thing you can do on the island.
Yep. It’s called “Post-A-Nut.”
10. Because the second most exciting thing you can do is visit something called “Phallic Rock.”
What a dumb looking rock to take selfies in front of?
12. Because there’s a farmers market that ONLY happens on Saturdays.
It’s a complete waste of time. Don’t go.
13. Because traffic in Molokai is insane, just look at this shot of the main street. And yeah, I said THE main street, as in there’s only one.
14. Because part of Molokai is a straight up leper colony.
In the mid 1800’s sufferers of the disease were first abandoned on Molokai. The Kalaupapa peninsula was essentially a prison for them, as it’s surrounded by cliffs and water.
Drugs that were developed in the 1940’s stopped the spread of the disease. However, there are still 40 residents living in Kalaupapa, and though they are no longer contagious, access to the area is strictly regulated. The peninsula is now a National Historic Site where you can learn more about the disease and it’s important role in the history of Molokai.
Dedicated to preserving the memories and experiences of the past, the guided mule tour is a great way experience Kalaupapa and take in the incredible views.
16. And because this bench at the airport doubles as baggage claim.
No conveyer belts in Molokai.
17. Because the Molokai Visitor Center even warns you that there are no four or five star dining opportunities.
But they do say “you will be able to find good food and ambiance from picnic tables to beachfront dining.” Talk about miserable?
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathewguiver/head-to-molokai-immediately
Great news: All three women rescued from Cleveland home released from hospital
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkZinni/status/331742180609765376
Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight, the three missing women found alive at a Cleveland house on Monday, have been released from the hospital.
Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight were in the Emergency Department last night, and of this morning have been released.
— MetroHealth(@metrohealthCLE) May 7, 2013
We join the community in celebrating the safe return of these three women.
— MetroHealth(@metrohealthCLE) May 7, 2013
Ariel Castro, 52, and two unnamed brothers are reportedly under arrest.
here’s a pic of the kidnapping suspect Ariel Castro of Cleveland – twitter.com/rePetePro/stat…
— Peter Martinez (@rePetePro) May 7, 2013
Ariel Castro, 52, and brothers arrested… drudge.tw/10DO3MY
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) May 7, 2013
The Cleveland Police Department has scheduled a press conference for 9:00 a.m on Tuesday.
Press Conference Tomorrow Morning Regarding Missing Persons Investigations wp.me/p2acpF-uG
— Cleveland Police (@CLEPolice) May 7, 2013
Update:
The three arrested men are Ariel Castro, Pedro Castro and Oneil Castro.
McGrath: three arrested are: Ariel Castro,Pedro Castro and Oneil Castro, the three males are brothers.
— Cleveland Police (@CLEPolice) May 7, 2013
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This sicko spewed filth, death wishes after Sadie Robertson rocked it on DWTS
http://twitter.com/#!/LATimothy/status/511746254452162560
Haters gotta hate, yo. As per usual.
“Duck Dynasty” daughter Sadie Robertson appeared on “Dancing with the Stars” Monday. And rocked it big time.
'Duck Dynasty's' Sadie Robertson earns top 'Dancing With the Stars' premiere score: Sadie Robertson was a deli… http://t.co/eQ1v1xU6S4
— hardagun andre (@hardagun) September 16, 2014
Praise and congratulations poured in on Twitter.
YES!! RT @MarkBallas: Popped some 9's whaaaaaa?? So proud of @sadierob and grateful. pic.twitter.com/DlsvXbiReF
— Candace Cameron Bure (@candacecbure) September 16, 2014
Proudest boyfriend ever😊 @sadierob YOU KILLED IT!!💃💃 pic.twitter.com/XMSQMOeBOr
— Blake Coward (@BlakeCoward) September 16, 2014
Y'all ain't even ready for these moves @sadierob #DWTS #teamquackattack http://t.co/3XGD0JawBf
— Mark Ballas (@MarkBallas) September 15, 2014
#DWTS @sadierob @MarkBallas #TeamQuackAttack #thequackpack #DWTS19 #quackpack #QuackAttack pic.twitter.com/T00jjaKXSM
— Hannah Vipperman (@Hannah29338276) September 16, 2014
Why wouldn't Sadie Robertson (@sadierob) kill it on the dance floor! She's been killing it on TV for years. Way to go Sadie! @Duck_Commander
— Matt Stucky (@m_stucky) September 16, 2014
@sadierob did you make your dad @williebosshog tear up?! 🙂 great job girl! #dwts #SadieandMark #TeamQuackAttack pic.twitter.com/vs7eKbv6SC
— mrs[hillaryanne] (@hmccrumb) September 16, 2014
So, so sweet.
Not so sweet to others, though.
Trying really hard not to hate #SadieRobertson just because of her annoying homophobic family. #duckdynasty #DuckQuacks
— Taryn (@tdibs) September 16, 2014
Oh, the tolerance!
But it got worse.
please go report @@sk8terboy1993….he is saying very rude things about sadie and her family…..
— SadieRobertson Fans (@legitsadierob) September 16, 2014
Not just rude: Full of filth, profanity and death wishes. Here are just a few stomach-turning tweets from this twisted sicko:
@cricketbruhh_ @sadierob HELL NO! Fuck this homophobic cunt. SHE sucked. Quack that bitch!
— Josh (@sk8terboy1993) September 16, 2014
@BlakeCoward @sadierob fuck you and your homophobic bud. You can go play in traffic. This bitch can't dance for shit. Fuck you and her fam!
— Josh (@sk8terboy1993) September 16, 2014
@legitsadierob @sadierob @MarkBallas FUCK NO! Screw this homophobic cunt! She deserves a public execution not these scores. Screw her.
— Josh (@sk8terboy1993) September 16, 2014
@MarkBallas @DancingABC WTF, she fucking sucked ass. I'm so tired of this homophobic bitch. Her dad and family should be decapitated!
— Josh (@sk8terboy1993) September 16, 2014
@JohnDavidOwen7 @sadierob HELL NO! Fuck that homophobic cunt. She can't dance for shit. Hope she's decapitated on live tv!
— Josh (@sk8terboy1993) September 16, 2014
Vile.
A fan of Miss Robertson? You are to be hated as well.
@TanyaORourke @MarkBallas @sadierob @WCPO @CarolWCPO HELL NO! She sucked. HER homophobic ass will win because of the right wing cunts.
— Josh (@sk8terboy1993) September 16, 2014
Seek help. Please.
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Sidney Crosby coming back on Thursday
http://twitter.com/#!/SNLouisJean/status/179610750090870785
After lacking 40 games due to concussion-like symptoms, Penguins star Sidney Crosby will finally make their return to the ice whenever Pittsburgh takes on the newest York Rangers.
“i’m great and also the program is always to play Thursday,” he stated after training Tuesday. “i acquired a great rehearse and I’m looking towards getting out truth be told there Thursday.”
Hopefully Crosby can continue to be symptom no-cost and return to his old, dominate self. The NHL just isn’t the same without him.
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/13/sidney-crosby-returning-on-thursday/
Russia grabbed an Estonian security officer
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/507900816616087552
As Joe Biden will state, “gird your loins,” Estonia:
http://twitter.com/#!/DanHenninger/status/507924410179670018And also this about quantities it up:
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/507929726124449792But in connection with brilliant side, Vox is ‘splaining precisely how this might trigger WWIII, for that reason, it’s skeptical any such thing bad will really take place:
http://twitter.com/#!/voxdotcom/status/507934527298478080Related:
Reports: Ukraine and Russian-backed rebels consent to cease-fire
Charles Krauthammer: President Obama features actually abandoned Ukraine
Cease-fire reached in Ukraine; President Obama nevertheless reading about this
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/05/putin-celebrates-end-of-nato-summit-by-capturing-an-estonian-security-officer/
Luck’s tutor states Colts is supposed to be sorry for drafting RG3 for years
http://twitter.com/#!/MediaTours360/status/186436006298398722
From NBC Sports:
“If they over-think this, they’re likely to make one they’ll regret for decades,” Whitfield reported.
Some draft analyst view possibility as the less dangerous wager but Griffin as player utilising the higher upside. Whitfield doesn’t think upsides have higher than Luck’s.
“He’s continuously becoming categorized to be safe, the yes thing, practically concise in which it’s a negative like there’s a roof, no apparent opportinity for him to obtain much better,” Whitfield stated. “It practically is like they’re examining him since the guy with all the the very least quantity of disadvantages. Without a doubt: He’s definately not a finished product. He’s extremely far along, you might still get a hold of things he’s emphasizing mechanically and there are lots of things he’ll comprehension when you are in NFL.”
Although loads of observers disagree with Whitfield and think Griffin could be the better chance, from all indications not merely among observers can be based in the Colts’ forward workplace. The Colts aren’t gonna make that choice that Luck’s quarterback tutor believes they’d regret.
Learn more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/01/lucks-tutor-says-colts-would-regret-drafting-rg3-for-years/
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