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When Nancy Cowen moved from her home into an assisted living facility, she decided to leave her beloved cat Cleo behind. Though Cleo was in the capable care of Nancy’s neighbors, she wasn’t fond of the decision and set out to correct it herself.
The gorgeous feline was rescued by Nancy 8 years ago, and the two clearly formed a close bond. This level of loyalty gives dogs everywhere a run for their money as man’s best friend.
(via Dorking and Leatherhead Advertiser.)
The facility assured Nancy that Cleo would always be a welcome guest and well looked after for as long as she would like to stay. Let’s hope this pair never gets separated again. They’re too cute together.
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But WaPo's Dana Milbank says Obama is 'first female president' and 'brazenly flaunted his feminine mystique.' What? http://t.co/vErNF07T
— Byron York (@ByronYork) May 15, 2012
Thanks to our media, we now know that President Obama is the first female president to ooze masculinity from his very pores. Historic™ and Unprecedented™!
Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank writes:
Nonsense. Obama is not the first gay president. He is the first female president. … Heck, he even appeared in public wearing a gown.
Wait, so he’s not the first gay president? Someone had better repossess that gay-lo.
And now he’s the first woman to occupy the Oval Office? We can’t keep up with Obama’s shifting gender identities and orientations! Can Obama be all things to all people? Yes he can!
In a New York Times column, David Brooks calls Obama a post-feminist with “ESPN masculinity” and a “version of manliness that is postboomer in policy but preboomer in manners and reticence.”
Barf. Retch. Gag.
So, which is it? Is Barack Obama the manliest of men or the first female president with boy bits?
And really, haven’t we had enough of Barack Obama’s historic firsts? The only “first” we want to hear about is the first gay/female president to get booted after one term.

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Bam-tastic! The always wonderfully hilarious The People’s Cube put the nuttiness known as Common Core in a, well, nutshell.
Other Twitter users used pictures to show us what else we can expect from these highly-flawed (and crony-filled) government educational “standards”:
http://twitter.com/#!/WNYLIBRARYGUY/status/367617418837114880Snort! As Twitchy reported, geography is hard for MSNBC.
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/367046592475299840Sigh.
More to come? Stay tuned. In the meantime, join the fight to #StopCommonCore.
Related:
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New York City students flunk new Common Core-aligned tests; Bloomberg cheers
Smackdown! Michelle Malkin takes on defenders of Common Core cronyism
David Axelrod embraces ‘new tone’: Those tea party types opposed to Common Core sure are morons
Exxon propagandizes for Common Core during Masters
Michelle Malkin: My child’s Common Core-aligned Algebra book is crap
Power of social media: Second Twitter rally aims to #StopCommonCore; Updated with resources
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