‘I am the daddy’; Actor Hugh Grant announces birth of son on Twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/HackedOffHugh/status/302799353087660032

Ah, the age of Twitter! Actor Hugh Grant took to Twitter yesterday to announce the birth of his son, after being inundated with questions from the press. Who’s the daddy? Hugh is.

And to be crystal clear. I am the Daddy.

— Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh) February 16, 2013

Congrats are in order for Hugh Grant, who just welcomed his second child! usm.ag/ZioW7U

— Us Weekly (@usweekly) February 16, 2013

Congratulations did pour in.

@hackedoffhugh there is no uncool degree to loving your children xx love is endless and infinite

— ralph brown (@Ralphwjbrown) February 16, 2013

@hackedoffhugh Congratulations from one parent to another!

— Ramona!(@RamonaLeigh) February 16, 2013

@hackedoffhugh Congrats xx babies are a blessing. Enjoy xx

— Kate(@RainbowKate) February 16, 2013

Hugh Grant Welcomes Second Child – well done congrats

— Philip Shaw (@IvorIdea2) February 17, 2013

@hackedoffhugh congrats on the great news

— Shane Russell(@I_Mr_R_I) February 17, 2013

@hackedoffhugh Congrats on the birth your newest baby!

— Maria Schatz (@mariaschatz67) February 17, 2013

@hackedoffhugh that’s a really sweet thing to say about their mum, congrats to you both……

— Deirdre (@deirdrehorkan) February 17, 2013

@hackedoffhugh ah still fantastic news. Congrats to the family on the new addition

— Helena Fagan (@HelenaFagan59) February 16, 2013

@enews aww congrats to Hugh Grant!!! 🙂 xxxx

— Jonelle Allen (@jonelleallen) February 16, 2013

Mr. Grant was thankful for the best wishes, and hopes that the press will now stop hounding him.

Thanks for v kind messages. Now I’ve confirmed (press somehow got birth certificate & were calling),hoping my family will be left in peace.

— Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh) February 16, 2013

Congratulations! Wishing your family all the best as you welcome your new bundle of joy.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/17/i-am-the-daddy-actor-hugh-grant-announces-birth-of-son-on-twitter/

How “Parks And Recreation” Created A Futuristic Pawnee

Parks and Rec co-creator Michael Schur tells BuzzFeed how those snazzy gadgets — including Gryzzl — were brought to life.

The final season of Parks and Recreation — which takes place in the year 2017 — has been a whirlwind of campaigning, tiny ninjas, and calzones.

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This season has also introduced a handful of eye-catching technological inventions. So how did the creators come up with the slick designs of the not-too-distant future?

Comedy and forecasting ultimately dictated the gadgets’ form, Parks co-creator Michael Schur told BuzzFeed in a phone interview. After looking three years into the past to see how rapidly our current electronics morphed, they decided to stick to one overarching rule: No hoverboards. “That was a shorthand of saying we’re only going to 2017. This is not Bladerunner,” he added.

So they focused on two big innovations: clear plexiglass and 3D images.

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“It was just extrapolating into the future and reading about Oculus Rift and stuff like that that seems to portend a three-dimensional future for all of us,” Schur said.

The tablets and phones are a product of Gryzzl, a chill internet company that’s bunking in Pawnee and is an amalgamation of Google, Amazon, and social media. And while their customized Gryzzlboxes may be comedic hyperbole, they’re not too far from reality.

In one scene, Gryzzl’s CEO, played by Workaholic star Blake Anderson, nonchalantly mentions that maybe Sweetums’ cohort Jessica Wicks (Susan Yeagley) should shut her device off before going to sleep. “Every year that goes by, this stuff gets a little more creepy and a little more invasive, and we turn a little more of ourselves over to it,” says Schur.

Except for Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), of course, whose feelings on technology were perfectly encapsulated with one scene that featured him standing in a darkened threshold holding a battered drone.

When the show started shooting, the cast didn’t really know what the final products would look like.

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They were instructed to treat the phones and tablets like they’ve seen them a million times before. The special effects were built to match what the actors were doing, which was just randomly swiping at the plexiglass, Schur said.

But when they began to edit the show, they found even more moments of actors doing scrolling motions. “And we’re like, goddamn it, now we gotta do another visual effect, because every time they move their hand, that means that the image has to change,” Schur recalled. “It’s been really funny because it’s not their fault! They were just standing there looking at nothing, and they were reacting just the normal way they would react.”

And if you consider an iPhone 3 vintage, that’s exactly the mentality the actors were told to portray. Andy (Chris Pratt) casually cycles through the news, and Ben (Adam Scott) wafts through each of his PowerPoint slides as though this feature has been around since Microsoft launched.

“The main thing that we said to all the actors was, ‘These are not interesting to you,'” he said. “Never express any amazement about what you’re seeing, because no matter how crazy and amazing we make it, to you it’s like second nature at this point.”

But aside from a few fashion tweaks, everything else pretty much stayed the same.

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“The world doesn’t change that much from 2013 to 2015, and it won’t change that much from 2015 to 2017,” said Schur. “People still wear pants and shirts and still have hair and stuff like that. The tech world is the main place where you’re ever going to notice a difference.”

The time jump also gave the writers the ability to tear Ron and Leslie (Amy Poehler) apart without having to watch it in real time.

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“[Their friendship] is sort of like the beating heart of the show, and so that was something we wanted to do this year,” he said.

As for the pivotal lock-in scene in the fourth episode of Season 7, titled “Leslie & Ron,” Schur was the one who configured the Billy Joel lyrics as a method of torture. “We tried to figure out what would make Ron really break and crack — and break his silence — and Leslie making up rapid-fire lyrics to ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ aggressively in his face was like, ‘Yeah, that would work,'” he said. “I think that would work on any military prisoner too.”

But Poehler was the one who nailed the “ridiculous” lines, he said. “That’s Amy Poehler for you.”

The Parks and Recreation series finale will air Feb. 24, and while it is — understandably — sad to say good-bye to the acclaimed show, Schur knew it was the right time to sign off. “We’re very lucky, because there are very few shows that last as long as we lasted and get to go out on our own terms,” he said. “The sadness was mitigated very strongly by a feeling of accomplishment and a feeling that we had really been able to do things — we did it our way, as Frank Sinatra said.”

The Parks and Recreation series finale airs Feb. 24 at 10 p.m. on NBC.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/parks-and-recreation-farewell-season-gadgets

‘It’s working, b*tches’: Delusional Brad Woodhouse boasts about O-care

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/357880372727513088

Former DNC communication director Brad Woodhouse is nothing if not classy. Today, he reminded us just how classy he really is:

http://twitter.com/#!/woodhouseb/status/357862587880325120

Boy, he sure showed us!

http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/357880854678216704 http://twitter.com/#!/Travesham/status/357895107137114112 http://twitter.com/#!/SBOCT/status/357881478081806336 http://twitter.com/#!/billmurphy/status/357865675496226819 http://twitter.com/#!/bradcundiff/status/357877096246280192

OK, well, maybe Brad’s full of it. But at least he’s cool!

http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForce/status/357879789098500097

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/18/its-working-btches-delusional-brad-woodhouse-boasts-about-o-care/

Chick-fil-A provides free meals to Aurora police working shooting case

http://twitter.com/#!/Stranahan/status/226279800426332160

In the wake of this morning’s tragic shooting in Aurora, Colorado, Chick-fil-A is feeding the tireless police officers working the case. Breitbart.com’s Lee Stranahan learned of the fast food chain’s outreach earlier today via police radio:

The notice went out over the police radio at 4:45am Mountain Time that the restaurant had opened its doors to police and emergency workers to get a meal and use the facilities. Some double checked to see if the the restaurant was offering free food and that was confirmed.

@LScribbens THEY didn't make a deal of it. I heard it on the police scanner and reported it.

— Lee Stranahan (@stranahan) July 20, 2012

Chick-fil-A has been such a media punching bag lately, they deserve credit for helping out the police officers working on #AuroraShooting

— Lee Stranahan (@stranahan) July 20, 2012

I. Hate. Bullies. And if Ben and Jerry's had opened their doors to the police, I'd have praised them, too. Deal with it, hateful left.

— Lee Stranahan (@stranahan) July 20, 2012

A handful of vile Twitterers refused to put politics aside in the tragedy’s aftermath and seized the opportunity to condemn Chick-fil-A for its vocal support of traditional marriage:

$3M to fight marriage equality, but it's ok cuz they gave cops some chicken tenders and waffle fries? @m_mcaulay @MaxGraham @stranahan

— Akbar Khan (@akbarkhan) July 20, 2012

@stranahan Yes because that makes up for all they've done wrong. giving away food to the cops. HAHA

— Max Graham (@MaxGraham) July 20, 2012

@rachelveronica @Stranahan insulting to the victims to see someone try to push that chick fil a deserves a moment of credit. BARF

— Max Graham (@MaxGraham) July 20, 2012

Fortunately, most people had their priorities straight and rightly praised Chick-fil-A for its generosity:

KUDOS!! @ChikfilA serving emrgncy personnel in CO theater shooting! They also provided food here during a 4 day search 4 a lost autistic boy

— Janice εїз America!™ (@butterf1ylover) July 20, 2012

I think I want to eat at Chick-fil-a now after hearing how generous the local franchise is being in Colorado #batman #shooting

— Erin Lindsey (@TinyMonsters524) July 20, 2012

@ChickfilA opening doors to provide Aurora Colorado police at theatre shooting scene to be able to use restroom and get a bite to eat #bravo

— ActorCasey Nunez (@RealNewOrleans) July 20, 2012

Good on Chick-fil-A. Doing the right thing transcends politics.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/20/chick-fil-a-provides-free-meals-to-aurora-police-working-shooting-case/

Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst

Bibbidi-bobbidi-flop.

1. You all know Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella’s fate for the better…

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2. Well #disbitch is actually the laziest, most IDIOTIC fairy godmother to EVER have existed and should be completely BANNED from ever serving another orphan girl.

3. To start off, we first meet this so-called “Fairy Godmother” when Cinderella’s distress (over her inability to go to the ball) summoned her.

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4. Cinderella has no fucking CLUE who this woman is, which is a little surprising because aren’t Fairy Godmothers supposed to protect you your whole life? ESPECIALLY those who have lived a life like Cinderella?

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Like both of her parents are D E A D as fuck and she’s a servant to her wicked stepmother. HELLO FAIRY GODMOTHER— THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COME IN.

5. Anyways, after this “fairy” just nonchalantly shows up to help Cinderella get to the ball, SHE CAN’T EVEN FIND HER FUCKING WAND.

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Her one source of magic, I might add.

6. YOU HAD ONE JOB, GODMOTHER.

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Like are you a Hogwarts dropout or some shit?

7. After retracing her steps, she ends up finding her wand, and thinks, HMMM YOU KNOW WHAT CINDY NEEDS? SHE NEEDS A CARRIAGE MADE OUT OF A FUCKING PUMPKIN.

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Because that’s the most IDEAL FORM OF TRANSPORTATION to get to a ball.

8. After she uses her limitless sorcery to make a carriage OUT OF A PUMPKIN, she decides it should be pulled by MICE TURNED INTO HORSES.

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Because why would you make this magic pumpkin carriage fly? THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

9. … And during all of this, there was LITERALLY a horse right next to her that she could have just made into a better, prettier horse to pull the carriage.

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Horse-mice that have never been bigger than a few inches UNTIL NOW is a MUCH better option, obviously.

10. So then this ~vigilant~ fairy finally notices the horse and decides he would make a PERFECT coachman.

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FUNDAMENTALLY PROBLEMATIC.

11. Yeah, Fairy Godmother, LET’S PUT A HORSE-HUMAN IN CHARGE OF MICE-HORSES TO GET CINDERELLA TO THE BALL SAFELY. THIS WILL END WELL.

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YOU DRUNK GIRL?

12. AND THEN she decides to turn a dog into a human too, serving no purpose whatsoever.

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She was just YOLO-ing at this point.

13. But most importantly, let’s NOT forget that this “Godmother” was about to PEACE OUT until Cindy was all like, “WHAT ABOUT MY DRESS, BITCH?!?!?!?!”

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LADY.

14. THERE YOU GO. WAS THAT SO HARD, GODMOTHER?

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15. And then, to make it all just a TOTAL FLOPPAGE, this WORTHLESS fairy decides to put A TIME LIMIT on everything and is basically like, “TAKE BACKSIES AT MIDNIGHT!”

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K thanks.

16. So let’s just collect our thoughts here for a second:

This “Fairy Godmother,” whose whole purpose in life is to make Cinderella happy, showed up for the first time EVER in NINETEEN YEARS to spoil her with materialistic things, FOR A FUCKING DANCE, and it will all only last for a few hours? YOU GAVE THIS POOR ORPHAN HAPPINESS THAT WILL LAST SHORTER THAN A LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE?

OK AWESOME — THANKS FAIRY GODMOTHER!!! XOXOOXOXOXOXO

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17. So Cinderella SOMEHOW manages to get to the ball safely and charms the ass off of Price Charming…

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OK…So maybe this fairy knows what she’s doing.

18. But then it gets dangerously close to midnight so Cinderella storms off in a hurry and her shoe slips off her foot…

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19. REALLY FGM???????????????????????????????????

20. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE PROPER GLASS SLIPPER SIZE FOR CINDERELLA? HUH, FAIRY FUCKIN’ GODDAMNMOTHER!! ! ! ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

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Like poor Cinderella must have been stumblin’ ALL NIGHT.

21. So, because Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother has no fuckin’ clue what she’s doing, girl is back to living in rags and ends up BEING LOCKED UP by her stepmother.

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22. Meanwhile, this “Fairy Godmother” is NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

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23. All I’m sayin’ is, if you can alter the DNA of a mouse to turn it into a FUCKING HORSE, you can magically unlock a door and get Cinderella out of her room.

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24. I get that it all worked out and Cindy lived “happily ever after,” or whatever, but why didn’t this fairy speed up this process a little quicker with her magic stick? LIKE WHY WAIT TO SHOW UP UNTIL SHE’S UPSET ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO A DANCE?

 

25. Because I mean, Cinderella went through a lot worse than not being able to go to the ball…

26. Like where was this Fairy Godmother when she was forced to scrub floors?

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27. Where was this “Fairy Godmother” when she was being physically assulted by her stepfamily?!?

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28. Or say, I don’t know, WHEN BOTH HER MOTHER AND FATHER DIED?! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GODMOTHER!!!!!?!?! !! ! !!

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29. I’m sorry homefairy, but you could have bibbibi-bobbidi-booped Cinderella a better life A LONG ASS TIME before you actually did. And because of that, you are the ABSOLUTE WORST Fairy Godmother to have ever existed.

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AKA Fairy Godmother.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/tbh-cinderellas-fairy-godmother-was-the-absolute-worst-fairy