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Recapping the Boston Marathon

http://twitter.com/#!/LoveIsaMelody/status/191892162298904576

Already 72 degrees ran 3.02 miles the sun was cruel the shade was cool, my heart goes out to the #BostonMarathon runners, wow stay strong!

— Joanie Jacobsen (@runwithwrink) April 16, 2012

Good luck to the runners in Boston today! Be smart, it will likely be hotter than you expect. #BostonMarathon

— mcmillan212 (@mcmillan212) April 16, 2012

Around 27,000 runners from across the world are participating in the 116th Boston Marathon today! The runners will have to endure much hotter weather than usual. Forecasters are predicting temperatures to hit 86 F (30.5 C) by early afternoon.

We will be updating this post throughout the day with interesting and notable #bostonmarathon tweets. We wish all the runners good luck!!

And we're off! The 116th running of the #BostonMarathon is underway!

— Competitor Magazine (@RunCompetitor) April 16, 2012

I probably won't get to say this again today, but 3 Americans are leading the #BostonMarathon: Randall, Arciniaga, Reyes

— Mario Fraioli (@mariofraioli) April 16, 2012

This GUY is running barefoot. The painted nails were apparently just for fun. #bostonmarathon pic.twitter.com/JMyKWDeK

— David Wade (@davidwade) April 16, 2012

The crowd has really swelled. Lots of balloons, cowbells and excitement. #BostonMarathon

— Danielle Ameden (@damedenMW) April 16, 2012

We have a new world record for the wheelchair division!

Josh Cassidy at 1:18:25 sets a new record for the wheelchair division of #BostonMarathon. The man is a incredible!

— Timmian Massie (@tcmassie) April 16, 2012

Josh Cassidy just set the Push Rim course record in 1:18:25. What an athlete! #BostonMarathon #YouInspireUs

— Arthur Priddy (@ArthurPriddy) April 16, 2012

Canadian Josh Cassidy breaks the course record, winning with 1:18:25, for the push rim division of the Boston Marathon, WTG!!!!

— Erica Berraho (@zakismom) April 16, 2012

My best bike rides go at 26 mph. Guy who won wheelchair division of #BostonMarathon beat that… With his arms! #TrulyAmazing

— Gus Soteriades (@KostaSots) April 16, 2012

shirley riley wins women's push rim wheelchair division in a photo finish #bostonmarathon

— Emily Houghton, PhD (@onewhowontjoin) April 16, 2012

Wheelchair participants crossing the #BostonMarathon finish line! pic.twitter.com/WYprAHwa

— Luxe Tiffany (@LuxeTiffany) April 16, 2012

The heat was too much for last years champion, Geoffrey Mutai, who has dropped out due to cramping.

2011 #BostonMarathon champion and course record holder Geoffrey Mutai has dropped out.

— Runner's World (@runnersworld) April 16, 2012

2011 Boston Marathon winner Geoffrey Mutai dropped out of the race at 30k due to cramping.

— WBUR (@WBUR) April 16, 2012

i feel so bad for everyone running today. it's way too hot. and Geoffrey Mutai already dropped out? #BostonMarathon

— Emily (@emilyblakem) April 16, 2012

Wesley Korir wins the Men’s division of the 2012 Boston Marathon.

Wesley Korir wins the 2012 #bostonmarathon. What a come back!

— Peter Nduati (@PeterNduati) April 16, 2012

Wesley Korir has just won the 2012 Boston Marathon!

— Special Ed (@RicanInBoston) April 16, 2012

Kenyan Wesley Korir wins men's title in 116th Boston Marathon

— Matt Stout (@MattPStout) April 16, 2012

Wesley Korir!!!!! Great finish!! Comes to US to go to school, and just works his ass off and now a #BostonMarathon win!!!

— Delcan Turner (@DelcanTurner) April 16, 2012

Wesley Korir of Kenya finishes first in the men's Boston Marathon with a time of 2:12. That's a 5:04/mile pace.

— Mary Williams (@longmayUrun) April 16, 2012

Sharon Cherop has won the Women’s division.

Sharon Cherop wins the #BostonMarathon in 2:31:50!

— Competitor Magazine (@RunCompetitor) April 16, 2012

SHARON CHEROP wins the #Boston women #marathon at 2:31:50, leading an all Kenyan podium finish. Jemima Sumgong second, Georgina Rono third

— Daily Nation (@dailynation) April 16, 2012

Kenyan Sharon Cherop won her first ever Boston Marathon ahead of compatriots Jemima Sumgong in second place and Georgina Rono in third.

— SuperSport Blitz (@SuperSportBlitz) April 16, 2012

Congratulations to the winners!!!

Congrats to Sharon Cherop and Wesley Korir, 2012 Boston winners. Kenyans sweep top 3 spots for men and women.

— Dan2Boston (@Dan2Boston) April 16, 2012

As expected, thousands dropped out of the marathon due to the heat.

More than 4,000 runners drop out of the Boston marathon as unexpectedly warm weather prompts the defending champion…

— Артур Димашканьян (@newwwss401) April 16, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/16/twitter-covers-the-boston-marathon/

Fake, but accurate? ‘Newsroom’ star calls Tea Party ‘lunatic fringe’

http://twitter.com/#!/MailOnline/status/216962567812284416

The reviews are in for “The Newsroom,” Aaron Sorkin’s new HBO series which premiered last night. “The Newsroom” follows jaded journalists reinvigorated by a desire to put aside spin and just tell the truth, damn it — well, Sorkin’s truth, at least.

The show begins with superstar news anchor Will McAvoy telling a roomful of journalism students that America is not the greatest country in the world. The students are shocked — shocked — to hear this, as they’ve never heard any different from a lifetime of cable news consumption. It seems even real-life student activists picked up a “get off my lawn” vibe from Sorkin.

BREAKING: Aaron Sorkin, 51, thinks young people are stupid and America used to be awesome. #Newsroom

— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) June 25, 2012

More shocking perhaps than McAvoy’s diatribe is the real-life rant of star Emily Mortimer, a Brit who tells Salon of her frustration that American TV news has too long tried to cover both sides of every issue. American journalists “act like there’s just two definite sides to every discussion,” she observes. “This Tea Party is presented on the television as the viable alternative instead of like a lunatic fringe.”

Not surprisingly, her comments have hit a nerve with some.

https://twitter.com/1_Eagle/status/217217236371386368

“The Newsroom” promises to tackle (almost) contemporary issues, kindly showing the world how the BP oil spill should have been handled.

The Newsroom taught us all tonight that you can make good, honest, TV news as long as you have two years of hindsight.

— Susan Burke (@ThatSusanBurke) June 25, 2012

Perhaps most frightening (or promising, depending on your politics) is the idea that “The Newsroom” could serve as this generation’s “All the President’s Men”: a fictional account of news reporting which inspires young idealists to pursue a field whose former star sunk out of sight clinging to the “fake but accurate” anchor.

BREAKING: TV media might just have it's West Wing. #Newsroom could be good enough to inspire a new generation of journalists. We'll see.

— Paul (PJ) Rieckhoff (@PaulRieckhoff) June 25, 2012

Nonetheless, Sorkin seems to have a hit on his hands. But just what is Sorkin’s secret to hooking viewers?

.@ShawnRyanTV Aaron Sorkin is for people who liked being told they're smart for agreeing with him. Plus, rarely even truth-adjacent. So, no.

— Susan (@shoshido) June 25, 2012

Could it be?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/25/fake-but-accurate-newsroom-star-calls-tea-party-lunatic-fringe/

NYPD on lookout for man who touched 11 year-old girl

http://twitter.com/#!/eyewitnessnyc/status/180420489888546816

The man approached the girl in a Dunkin Donuts, where he forcibly touched her before leaving the shop. He was captured on video, and his picture is being shown around the neighborhood.

His face is distinctive. His size too should be unmistakable.

“He’s a heavy set individual. Perhaps as much as 400 pounds,” NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly said.

via WABC

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/15/manhattan-police-on-the-lookout-for-man-who-inappropriately-touched-11-year-old-girl/

Stephanie Cutter calls Chinese state-run media propaganda a ‘must read’

http://twitter.com/#!/ScottPaulAAM/status/246612366870069248

Oh, yes, they are. Lying liar who lies, Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter, tweeted out a Reuters article quoting the state-run news propaganda agency of the Chinese Communist Party as a “must read.”

Must read:China's Xinhua slams Romney for making his money off Chinese companies before running for pres. #hypocrisy http://t.co/ZkHe8pu7

— Stephanie Cutter (@stefcutter) September 14, 2012

Propaganda is now a must-read. To be fair, Cutter likely finds a kinship there; Everything out of her mouth is a lie.

Citizens swiftly take Ms. Cutter to the woodshed. Is she that full of idiocy or that full of lies? Perhaps we should embrace the power of “and.”

Meanwhile, Team Obama is literally tweeting out Chinese propaganda to attack Romney. https://t.co/9aZtJdSe Oh, @StefCutter. #tcot

— RB (@RBPundit) September 14, 2012

Xinhua = Chinese propaganda MT @stefcutter China's Xinhua slams Romney for making his money off Chinese companies before running for pres

— Eric Fehrnstrom (@EricFehrn) September 14, 2012

Obama team citing Chinese state propaganda "news" only reflects poorly on them. RT @stefcutter: Must read:Chinas Xinhua slams Romney

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) September 14, 2012

.@stefcutter Putin & Chavez prefer Obama. #EnoughSaid

— Ollie (@texasollie) September 14, 2012

@stefcutter They're almost as communist as you.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 14, 2012

@stefcutter just told Obama supporters they "must read" Chinese state-run media sources. Should they read Mao's Little Red Book, too?

— Scott McKay (@TheHayride) September 14, 2012

.@stefcutter Oh, honey. That's a propaganda site. You might want to be like them, but you're not there yet.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) September 14, 2012

poor thang @stefcutter I realize you are not old enough to remember when even Democrats didn't trust communist but look it up

— Kurtis Marsh (@kurtismarsh) September 14, 2012

.@stefcutter well now we know where you get your daily news from #xinhua

— Byron Koay (@ByronKoay) September 14, 2012

@stefcutter Even you cannot be this stupid or this desperate…Wait? What?

— NancyBellicec (@Nancy_Bellicec) September 14, 2012

Starting to wonder if @stefcutter is working undercover for Mitt… #giftinggaffes

— Jacob Hawkins (@SouthernPol) September 14, 2012

@StefCutter citing the Chinese State media reminds me of the Chinese State media citing the Onion.

— Ollie (@texasollie) September 14, 2012

Heh.

Then she tried to deflect. Deflect like the wind! As only a pathological liar can, of course.

.@StefCutter Chinese propaganda backed spin doesn’t change Obama’s record of letting jobs go to China & doing nothing to stop their cheating

— Reince Priebus (@Reince) September 14, 2012

.@Reince What's offensive is that Mitt thinks voters will believe he'll be tough on China -he's personally profiting of China as we speak.

— Stephanie Cutter (@stefcutter) September 14, 2012

.@stefcutter @Reince c'mon stef try the truth for once

— ComfyPaws™ (@ComfyPaws) September 14, 2012

She’ll never learn, will she? Liar, liar pants on fire. Now with more blatant Communism and propaganda!

Contemptible.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/14/stephanie-cutter-now-with-communist-propaganda-cites-chinese-state-run-media-xinhua-as-must-read/

#GiulianaRancic Flipped Off The Academy For #JoanRivers

Rivers’ former co-stars on E!’s Fashion Police expressed their anger during the show’s Oscars special on Monday night.

1. Many people have been outraged over the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences leaving Joan Rivers out of the “In Memoriam” montage during the Oscars on Sunday.

Many people have been outraged over the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences leaving Joan Rivers out of the "In Memoriam" montage during the Oscars on Sunday.

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Joan Rivers filming Fashion Police on July 10, 2014.

2. And during Monday’s Oscars edition of Fashion Police, a show Rivers helmed until her death in September, her former co-star Giuliana Rancic shared her thoughts on the situation.

Giuliana Rancic Flipped Off The Academy After Joan Rivers Was Left Out Of The Oscars "In Memoriam"

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Her “fuck you” and middle fingers were bleeped and blurred, but viewers could still clearly make out what she was saying and doing.

“Let’s all blame [The Academy]. Lets’ blame them for everything,” Rancic continued. “Amen,” Kelly Osbourne added.

Then, Rivers’ successor Kathy Griffin, said, “Can we kind of take a moment with that because when I was watching that I thought, Meryl Steep is out there and she kept saying like, ‘People who push the boundaries and stuff.’ So when they left Joan out of that, I thought it was really a miss. And she was in feature films and I thought that was an odd miss. But it’s almost like even posthumously, she’s still a rebel.”

Brad Goreski, Osbourne, and Rancic all clapped in agreement.

BuzzFeed News’ request for comment from E! and Rancic were not immediately returned.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyorley/giuliana-rancic-flipped-off-academy-joan-rivers-in-memoriam

Children (And Adults), Avert Your Eyes! These Playgrounds Are The Worst.

Playgrounds are where kids can finally go outside and play without restriction. The sandbox, the swing set, and everything else found at playgrounds allow for kids to get exercise and learn to socialize.

That’s why the last thing you’d expect to see are some creepy (and often crude) fixtures at a playground. If kids are playing here, well…don’t let them.

1.) Does he need a bra?

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2.) Well, he’s pretty happy with himself.

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3.) Is he surprised, or happy to see me?

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4.) Three headed…umm…ok.

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5.) Wait is he a…CANNIBAL!?

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6.) Hmm…there’s something wrong here.

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7.) Because clowns weren’t creepy enough.

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8.) I hope he wiped.

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9.) In what universe is this a good idea?

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10.) No, just no!

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11.) The bear finally caught Goldilocks.

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12.) Not the kind of contest you want to win.

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13.) Umm, why?

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14.) Nightmare time.

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15.) This entrance is anything but…

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16.) Umm, ok.

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17.) Think the architect had to use the restroom?

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18.) Revenge for Planet of the Apes?

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19.) Wait, only one bosom?

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(via BuzzFeed)

Many of these playgrounds can be found in Russia. Regardless of their locations, these designers had no idea what they were doing wrong or they’re just sick! Stay away, children!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/playground-nightmare/

Condolences pour in for Jack and Lisa Osbourne following miscarriage

http://twitter.com/#!/MrsLisaOsbourne/status/375867243126472704

Jack Osbourne’s wife, Lisa, announced yesterday that she had suffered a late-term miscarriage last week but needed time before going public with the news. Osbourne blogs about pregnancy and motherhood at raddestmom.com, so plenty of readers following along with her pregnancy were devastated by the news as well.

http://twitter.com/#!/Montel_Williams/status/375951566689566721 http://twitter.com/#!/hotmail_kay/status/375933220086632448

As difficult as the announcement had to be to write, it touched quite a few moms and dads who’ve been through similar pain.

http://twitter.com/#!/soundman502/status/376085067891609600 http://twitter.com/#!/rachel2briggs/status/375967911380135936 http://twitter.com/#!/src06/status/375979709227864064 http://twitter.com/#!/bella_and_beau/status/376053447318990848

Jack Osbourne has been signed for the next season of “Dancing with the Stars.”

http://twitter.com/#!/JackOsbourne/status/375215131380449280

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/06/condolences-pour-in-for-jack-and-lisa-osbourne-following-miscarriage/

Drug-related shooting near Busch Stadium sparks talk of two St. Louises

http://twitter.com/#!/BrittanyNoble/status/519260855276273664

KMOV reporter Brittany Noble-Jones says she hasn’t made up her mind whether she’ll be heading to Busch Stadium for tonight’s Dodgers/Cardinals game, following a shooting just blocks from the stadium today that killed two and injured one.

#Breaking: 3 victims were shot while in their vehicle at a stop light at 4th & Market St. Police confirm two dead, one injured. #ksdk

— KSDK NewsChannel 5 (@ksdknews) October 6, 2014

Two dead in triple shooting just blocks from Busch Stadium. #doublehhomicide #stlcards

— Melanie Moon (@Moon_Melanie) October 6, 2014

Police say one of the victims shot to death near the Old Courthouse had pre-packaged heroin and marijuana on him. pic.twitter.com/Qvt6Xb3MIl

— FOX2now (@FOX2now) October 6, 2014

Shooting victim jumps off stretcher, tries to return to scene where two killed in car in downtown STL. pic.twitter.com/u1JhQvwGv3

— Robert Cohen (@kodacohen) October 6, 2014

The shooting in STL is just 2 blocks from Ballpark Village/Busch Stadium, which hosts a ballgame at 8pm tonight. Yay!

— Terry Blastenbrei (@elSicomoro) October 6, 2014

St. Louis alderman Antonio French, who has made political hay out of the unrest in Ferguson, tried to paint the picture of “two St. Louises” colliding, referring to both the apparently drug-related shooting and Saturday night’s “Requiem for Michael Brown” operatic “disruption” at the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra.

Whether at the symphony or a baseball game, it's becoming harder for one St. Louis to continue to ignore the other. pic.twitter.com/rKwEQDKNfY

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 6, 2014

@AntonioFrench no its making it easier for us to dislike the protesters.

— Hanzi83 (@Hanzi_83) October 6, 2014

@AntonioFrench are you equating a drug deal shooting to civil disobedience? Shame on you. Fix your house first!

— MomNeedsWine (@lnmstl) October 6, 2014

@AntonioFrench If you're labeling the middle of downtown, in broad daylight, as the "other" St. Louis, we have other issues.

— Matt Sebek (@MattSebek) October 6, 2014

@AntonioFrench @CheathamKMOV – Welcome Dodgers fans to St. Louis. Visit the city for murders orFerguson for "Peaceful" rioters & thugs, LOL!

— Joe (@LawPluggedIn) October 6, 2014

@enjoytheday99 @AntonioFrench @kodacohen wasn't this the scene of a shooting? Why would you equate with the symphony?

— Nancy Elizabeth (@MsNancyNCali) October 6, 2014

Time to quote Lincoln?

"A house divided against itself cannot stand." – Abraham Lincoln St. Louis, it's not enough that some live well. All communities matter.

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 6, 2014

@AntonioFrench sir i hope you have plans to nationally franchise… I can see this really taking off…

— Harry Tuttle (@_Harry_Tuttle_) October 6, 2014

@AntonioFrench #ProTip it's not the state's responsibility to ensure that all live well….if you aren't living well enough, fix it.

— Stu Haas, CFA (@stuhaas) October 6, 2014

@AntonioFrench Perhaps St Louis can start the movement so the rest of the United States can follow your lead. It is time.

— Jean Mullette-Bauer (@JMulletteBauer) October 6, 2014

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/06/its-not-enough-that-some-live-well-triple-shooting-downtown-sparks-talk-of-two-st-louises/