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Bad Pun Dog
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
Allen West calls out Lady Gaga for ‘reprehensible’ version of National Anthem
http://twitter.com/#!/AllenWest/status/351812606140481537
Lady Gaga was ripped for changing the words to the National Anthem. Former Congressman Allen West didn’t appreciate it, and many people tweeted their agreement:
http://twitter.com/#!/jjnolan/status/351813604099637249 http://twitter.com/#!/FreedomCleo/status/351814355177844737 http://twitter.com/#!/JTS_1957/status/351815116783763457A Dixie Chicks moment?
http://twitter.com/#!/BobMacAZ/status/351816526678069248First she’d have to go country, and it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen.
Not doing fine: Sad news; Restaurant owner dies after serving President Obama; Update: President Obama phones her daughter
http://twitter.com/#!/NathanWurtzel/status/221320429896351744
Oh, dear.
sad news…sudden death of owner of the restaurant where POTUS had breakfast this a.m. in Akron http://t.co/Al9gTOTd
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 6, 2012
More from ABC News:
Just an hour after hosting President Obama for breakfast the owner of an Akron, Ohio, restaurant is dead.
Reporters going to Ann’s Place in Akron to follow up on the President’s choice of breakfast were stunned to learn the restaurant’s owner — 70 year old Josephine “Ann” Harris — died after meeting with him over eggs, bacon and wheat toast, according to Ed Esposito of ABC’s Akron affiliate WAKR.
Some people deal with sad news with humor. Twitter users are no exception.
That won't poll well. MT @SamFeistCNN: Owner of Akron diner dies after serving breakfast to president Obama today
— Naheed Mustafa (@NaheedMustafa) July 6, 2012
Obamacare begins. RT @CNNJustin: Owner of restaurant dies following President Obama visit http://t.co/ntBtzevt
— Timothy Connolly CFA (@SconsetCapital) July 6, 2012
Obama himself is the Killer Rabbit: RT @toddstarnes: OH restaurant owner dies shortly after serving Obama breakfast http://t.co/H9J8sBkz
— Ed Driscoll (@EdDriscoll) July 6, 2012
CC Darrell Issa RT @mckaycoppins: Restaurant Owner Serves President Obama Breakfast, Dies http://t.co/dFPazfJP #wut
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) July 6, 2012
Damn, Barack. RT @mpoppel Ohio restaurant owner dies shortly after meeting Obama – http://t.co/SlimAfdG
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 6, 2012
If that Ohio restaurant owner was feeling ill, he should have just touched the hem of Obama's garment.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 6, 2012
I doubt Obama was directly responsible for that restaurant owner's death, but we should probably impeach him just in case.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 6, 2012
Obama visits factories & they go bankrupt and visits restaurant and the owner dies. Jeez. Stay away from me dude. #teaparty #tcot
— Thomas Jeffers (@tjbigstick) July 6, 2012
Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama hug. My sympathies. Same think happened to our economy after he embraced it.
— EscoLee (@EscoLee) July 6, 2012
Voodoo! RT @SamFeistCNN: Owner of Akron diner dies after serving breakfast to president Obama today. http://t.co/IhYr99Vp
— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) July 6, 2012
Barack Obama the Grim Reaper? Woman dies hours after meeting and hugging Obama http://t.co/bCihyd9t]
— Kris Zane (@DefeatObama) July 6, 2012
Our thoughts and prayers are with Ms. Harris’s family in their time of loss.
Update: President Obama phones her daughter from Air Force One.
Sad story — woman dies after serving President breakfast — POTUS just called her daughter from Air Force One http://t.co/c8XiwEOg
— Ed Henry (@edhenryTV) July 6, 2012
Update: Twitter is not amused by The Daily Caller’s headline.
President Obama might have lost a vote in Ohio today – http://t.co/j593KJP4
— The Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 6, 2012
This tweet should be a fireable offense. RT @DailyCaller: President Obama might have lost a vote in Ohio today – http://t.co/TsGgElrN
— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) July 6, 2012
That was trollish. RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: This is the Daily Caller tweet for the woman who died after meeting Obama today: http://t.co/sDnVP8MJ
— Staddy Daycare (@ReverendDrDash) July 6, 2012
Despicable. RT @DailyCaller: President Obama might have lost a vote in Ohio today – http://t.co/uHI28miF
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) July 6, 2012
@DailyCaller Hey, Tucker Carlson, I think that bow tie is cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain. #classless #presidentobama #annharris
— Gabriel Garcia (@elbrigaciagar) July 6, 2012
Hilarity ensues when Touré swoons over meeting Gloria ‘Steinam’
http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/260532378370457600
For reals? You actually met Gloria Steinam? Squee! And, oops! Once again, spelling is hard.
“@toure: I met Gloria Steinam! twitter.com/Toure/status/2…” and misspelled her name! #dumbass
— M Sand (@mattstandeuce) October 23, 2012
Spelled Steinem? RT @daveweigel: Not pictured: A binder. RT @toure: I met Gloria Steinam! twitter.com/Toure/status/2…
— Jodi Ochstein (@JodiOchstein) October 23, 2012
Perhaps he needs a binder to keep the names of women straight. But, then, aren’t they all just called doll? As long as you can spell “lady parts,” you are all good.
His oopsie aside, Twitter users aren’t enamored with when Touré met Steinem-y. They do not want what he is having.
Gloria Steinem needs Touré like… RT @daveweigel Not pictured: A binder. RT @toure: I met Gloria Steinam! twitter.com/Toure/status/2…
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 23, 2012
Zing!
Touré needs to get Steinem a #FOWARD shirt RT @vodkapundit Gloria Steinem needs Touré like… RT @daveweigel RT @toure I met Gloria Steinam!
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) October 23, 2012
Heh. We know where she can find one of those: Just head to the nearest Biden rally.
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Police Find Lupita Nyong’o’s Pearl-Studded Oscar Dress
Save the pearls. Update: Nyong’o’s dress was discovered Friday back in the hotel where it was originally stolen.
Update — Feb. 27, 7:35 p.m. ET: Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar dress has been located in West Hollywood.
According to TMZ, the thief returned the dress to the hotel where it was stolen. The thief then allegedly called TMZ, revealing the location of the dress and claiming the pearls on it are fake.
TMZ reported that it called police, who found the dress back in the hotel where it was stolen.
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department confirmed to NBC 4 that the dress has been found.
Original story:
The pearl-studded dress Academy Award winner Lupita Nyong’o wore to this year’s Oscars was stolen from her hotel room yesterday, TMZ reported.
Jordan Strauss / AP
Around 11:30 p.m. on Feb. 26, the L.A. County Sheriff’s office received a call saying that a dress worth approximately $150,000 was stolen from a room at the London West Hollywood Hotel.
Chris Pizzello / AP
The gown is decorated with 6,000 pearls and was designed by Francisco Costa for Calvin Klein.
Todd Williamson / AP
Detectives are currently investigating the theft, though no arrests have been made, the LA Times reports. Police are also reportedly combing over the hotel’s surveillance footage.
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‘Math is hard’: Behold @HealthCareTara’s Common Core-esque excuse for O-care signup drop
http://twitter.com/#!/cindybis/status/443486831577808896
White home Obamacare flack Tara McGuiness is having a rough time. Initially, she foolishly boasted that “Funny or Die” was “the #1 source of referrals to” medical.gov. Now, she’s attempting to take into account the drop-off in Obamacare signups between January and February.
Unfortuitously, she forgot to seek advice from her schedule initially:
http://twitter.com/#!/medicalTara/status/443483135674974208Oh, actually? That’s development to united states!
http://twitter.com/#!/KristinaRibali/status/443486332979924992 http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/443485254494748672 http://twitter.com/#!/BrianFaughnan/status/443485604916260864Snort!
http://twitter.com/#!/Tark31/status/443484104525221889It pretty sure is. Word of advice:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/443485286329511936***
Relevant:
No, ‘white people’s EBT’ isn’t working either; Xerox ‘glitch’ blamed
http://twitter.com/#!/kokomo0795/status/389157720894746624
Obviously no, there’s no feature of an EBT card that indicates race, but a few Twitter trolls quickly popped up to posit the idea during today’s blackout of the EBT processing system in 17 states.
http://twitter.com/#!/ITSHABEDDING/status/389172016441348096 http://twitter.com/#!/ModernLeftist/status/389149521327816704 http://twitter.com/#!/Real_change2012/status/389153005053820929Yes on both counts.
http://twitter.com/#!/BigJebBos/status/389157086568783872 http://twitter.com/#!/kankokage/status/389181412873482240Today’s very real shutdown of EBT processing can be traced to a “routine test of backup systems” by vendor Xerox that knocked out government-issued debit cards across the country, according to the AP. (Or maybe it was a computer system upgrade or a power failure, as CBS reported.) Whatever the cause, the race police, including “What’s the Matter with White People” author Joan Walsh, were out to shame those who would bring race into an already tense situation.
http://twitter.com/#!/goldietaylor/status/389180787528331264 http://twitter.com/#!/hboulware/status/389189269576622080 http://twitter.com/#!/joanwalsh/status/389193327960014848Mocking and EBT cruelty? Sure, there are trolls making jokes, but the folks on the Right have been the ones sounding the alarm bells about the perils of government dependence, while well-off Democrats pretend to be on SNAP benefits for no good reason that we can see, other than to be seen. Wanting people independent of government assistance is not cruelty.
http://twitter.com/#!/tylercoan/status/389180258265481217 http://twitter.com/#!/breeannehowe/status/389181493354184705 http://twitter.com/#!/rachelveronica/status/389194643935461376 http://twitter.com/#!/RobertHadley238/status/389215064038719488 http://twitter.com/#!/1791joe/status/389213711266635777The good news, for the moment:
http://twitter.com/#!/cbsboston/status/389218290914295808Related:
Hungry, hungry hypocrites: Politicians post SNAP Challenge pics
‘Limousine hobo’: NYC comptroller wins #SNAPChallenge with bread sandwich
Cory Booker concludes food stamp challenge with call for ‘just and sustainable’ food system
FreedomWorks’ Kristina Ribali: Weaning people off food stamps is real SNAP challenge
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Students In Germany Transformed This Boring Tower Into Beautiful Artwork. Simply Stunning.
We pass by so many boring, ordinary, and thoroughly uninteresting landmarks in our everyday life. Most of us tune them out, but a group of students in Germany transformed this dull electric tower in their town into an undeniably beautiful work of art. There’s no ignoring this as you ride along the road. The students cut out vibrant pieces of Acrylglas and affixed them all along the tower to create a collage of gorgeous stained glass. The project, titled Leuchtturm (“Lighthouse”), was completed in 2010 at the Klasse Löbbert and it has been brightening up the small town road in Hattingen, Germany ever since. Take a look!
(H/T: Colossal) It’s so simple, but it completely changes your perspective. Feeling inspired? Share with your friends below and see if they wanna tackle any urban artwork projects in your neighborhood!