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At Occupy, Out: Drum circles In: Dance circles

http://twitter.com/#!/jopauca/status/197342481610838019

Instead of hopping in a dance circle, looks like they should hop in a shower.

Dance wherever you are! Plus, guitars!

The guitars are starting to trickle into Bryant Park! #M1NYC #NYCGS #OWS

— Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) May 1, 2012

A little protest music in support of those fighting in #M1GS! http://t.co/LmFzzSI3 #DissentIsPatriotic #OWS via @sanhedron

— Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) May 1, 2012

Dissent is patriotic again? Sheesh. Can’t keep up.

Sing along to some of these ditties.

"Workers of the world awaken. Break your chains, demand your rights. All the wealth you make is taken, by exploiting parasites." – Joe Hill

— Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) May 1, 2012

Um. Y’all might want to look in the mirror regarding that parasite thing. And we aren’t just talking about to check for scabies.

"When the Operation of the Machine becomes So Odious, Makes You So Sick at Heart, You can No Longer Take Part …. (1 of 3)

— Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) May 1, 2012

you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop…

— Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) May 1, 2012

you've got to indicate to the people who run it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!" – Mario Savio

— Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) May 1, 2012

You have to work first in order to do that, no? But, hey, keep dancing! That’s totally productive.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/01/at-occupy-out-drum-circles-in-dance-circles/

Awkward! TIME ties conservatives to Fox News; Unwittingly proves media bias

http://twitter.com/#!/thickSLICING/status/524707606007652353

Well, let’s take a look. Here’s the headline and article from TIME:

Oh, you clustering conservatives and your Fox News obsession and stuff! But, wait … how on earth could it be explained?

And then there’s this:

Bingo. Media bias anyone? How awkward, TIME.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/22/that-awkward-moment-when-time-ties-conservatives-to-fox-news-and-unwittingly-proves-media-bias/

Matt Yglesias: ‘Trust Russell Brand’ on economics of debt relief

http://twitter.com/#!/xbradtc/status/527999954887790592

Sometimes it seems Vox is trying to use sheer morbid curiosity to drive traffic to their site. Why else hire Matt Yglesias?

That’s what we thought at first too, but no.

Trust Russell Brand, not this condescending professor, on the economics of debt relief

Heh.

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/31/matt-yglesias-trust-russell-brand-on-economics-of-debt-relief/

Young Deer Stuck In a Gate Gets Rescued And Released Back Into The Wild.

This sweet deer had been trying to get from one field to another when it got stuck in between a fence post and a gate. Once caught, he was unable to wiggle himself free.

Luckily for the little deer, Simon Cowel (that’s right) of the UK’s Wildlife Aid Foundation was called for help and managed to get the deer loose quite quickly and without putting it through too much stress. Watch the incredible rescue below: 

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(Source: Wildlife Aid)

After inspecting its injuries, Simon determined they weren’t that serious and he wouldn’t need to take the deer back to the animal rescue center. The deer had already faced enough drama for the day and it was time to go home.

Share this heart-warming deer rescue video with your friends on Facebook by hitting the button below.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/deer-gate-rescue/

Allen West calls out Lady Gaga for ‘reprehensible’ version of National Anthem

http://twitter.com/#!/AllenWest/status/351812606140481537

Lady Gaga was ripped for changing the words to the National Anthem. Former Congressman Allen West didn’t appreciate it, and many people tweeted their agreement:

http://twitter.com/#!/jjnolan/status/351813604099637249 http://twitter.com/#!/FreedomCleo/status/351814355177844737 http://twitter.com/#!/JTS_1957/status/351815116783763457

A Dixie Chicks moment?

http://twitter.com/#!/BobMacAZ/status/351816526678069248

First she’d have to go country, and it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/01/allen-west-calls-out-lady-gaga-for-reprehensible-version-of-national-anthem/

Not doing fine: Sad news; Restaurant owner dies after serving President Obama; Update: President Obama phones her daughter

http://twitter.com/#!/NathanWurtzel/status/221320429896351744

Oh, dear.

sad news…sudden death of owner of the restaurant where POTUS had breakfast this a.m. in Akron http://t.co/Al9gTOTd

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 6, 2012

More from ABC News:

Just an hour after hosting President Obama for breakfast the owner of an Akron, Ohio, restaurant is dead.

Reporters going to Ann’s Place in Akron to follow up on the President’s choice of breakfast were stunned to learn the restaurant’s owner — 70 year old Josephine “Ann” Harris — died after meeting with him over eggs, bacon and wheat toast, according to Ed Esposito of ABC’s Akron affiliate WAKR.

Some people deal with sad news with humor. Twitter users are no exception.

That won't poll well. MT @SamFeistCNN: Owner of Akron diner dies after serving breakfast to president Obama today

— Naheed Mustafa (@NaheedMustafa) July 6, 2012

Obamacare begins. RT @CNNJustin: Owner of restaurant dies following President Obama visit http://t.co/ntBtzevt

— Timothy Connolly CFA (@SconsetCapital) July 6, 2012

Obama himself is the Killer Rabbit: RT @toddstarnes: OH restaurant owner dies shortly after serving Obama breakfast http://t.co/H9J8sBkz

— Ed Driscoll (@EdDriscoll) July 6, 2012

CC Darrell Issa RT @mckaycoppins: Restaurant Owner Serves President Obama Breakfast, Dies http://t.co/dFPazfJP #wut

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) July 6, 2012

Damn, Barack. RT @mpoppel Ohio restaurant owner dies shortly after meeting Obama – http://t.co/SlimAfdG

— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 6, 2012

If that Ohio restaurant owner was feeling ill, he should have just touched the hem of Obama's garment.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 6, 2012

I doubt Obama was directly responsible for that restaurant owner's death, but we should probably impeach him just in case.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 6, 2012

Obama visits factories & they go bankrupt and visits restaurant and the owner dies. Jeez. Stay away from me dude. #teaparty #tcot

— Thomas Jeffers (@tjbigstick) July 6, 2012

Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama hug. My sympathies. Same think happened to our economy after he embraced it.

— EscoLee (@EscoLee) July 6, 2012

Voodoo! RT @SamFeistCNN: Owner of Akron diner dies after serving breakfast to president Obama today. http://t.co/IhYr99Vp

— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) July 6, 2012

Barack Obama the Grim Reaper? Woman dies hours after meeting and hugging Obama http://t.co/bCihyd9t]

— Kris Zane (@DefeatObama) July 6, 2012

Our thoughts and prayers are with Ms. Harris’s family in their time of loss.

Update: President Obama phones her daughter from Air Force One.

Sad story — woman dies after serving President breakfast — POTUS just called her daughter from Air Force One http://t.co/c8XiwEOg

— Ed Henry (@edhenryTV) July 6, 2012

Update: Twitter is not amused by The Daily Caller’s headline.

President Obama might have lost a vote in Ohio today – http://t.co/j593KJP4

— The Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 6, 2012

 

This tweet should be a fireable offense. RT @DailyCaller: President Obama might have lost a vote in Ohio today – http://t.co/TsGgElrN

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) July 6, 2012

That was trollish. RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: This is the Daily Caller tweet for the woman who died after meeting Obama today: http://t.co/sDnVP8MJ

— Staddy Daycare (@ReverendDrDash) July 6, 2012

Despicable. RT @DailyCaller: President Obama might have lost a vote in Ohio today – http://t.co/uHI28miF

— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) July 6, 2012

@DailyCaller Hey, Tucker Carlson, I think that bow tie is cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain. #classless #presidentobama #annharris

— Gabriel Garcia (@elbrigaciagar) July 6, 2012

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/06/not-doing-fine-sad-news-restaurant-owner-dies-after-serving-president-obama/

Hilarity ensues when Touré swoons over meeting Gloria ‘Steinam’

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/260532378370457600

For reals? You actually met Gloria Steinam? Squee! And, oops! Once again, spelling is hard.

“@toure: I met Gloria Steinam! twitter.com/Toure/status/2…” and misspelled her name! #dumbass

— M Sand (@mattstandeuce) October 23, 2012

Spelled Steinem? RT @daveweigel: Not pictured: A binder. RT @toure: I met Gloria Steinam! twitter.com/Toure/status/2…

— Jodi Ochstein (@JodiOchstein) October 23, 2012

Perhaps he needs a binder to keep the names of women straight. But, then, aren’t they all just called doll? As long as you can spell “lady parts,” you are all good.

His oopsie aside, Twitter users aren’t enamored with when Touré  met Steinem-y. They do not want what he is having.

Gloria Steinem needs Touré like… RT @daveweigel Not pictured: A binder. RT @toure: I met Gloria Steinam! twitter.com/Toure/status/2…

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 23, 2012

Zing!

Touré needs to get Steinem a #FOWARD shirt RT @vodkapundit Gloria Steinem needs Touré like… RT @daveweigel RT @toure I met Gloria Steinam!

— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) October 23, 2012

Heh. We know where she can find one of those: Just head to the nearest Biden rally.

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/23/needs-a-binder-of-names-hilarity-ensues-when-toure-swoons-over-meeting-gloria-steinam/