Just gettin’ bizzle in the White Hizzle.
http://twitter.com/#!/SnoopDogg/status/416334145196142592And yes, that’s “She’s Always a Woman” playing in the background.
http://twitter.com/#!/Walldo/status/416335160703852544So are we, Brandon. So are we.
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Anti-Israel protesters in the Bay Area united with sympathetic ILWU union thugs this week to block an Israeli ship from docking at the Port of Oakland. The Zim Piraeus has reportedly pulled away from the port.
http://twitter.com/#!/14fp/status/502107294377574400The standoff has stretched out for the past four days.
http://twitter.com/#!/uItradian/status/502000798394773504 http://twitter.com/#!/OccupyOakland/status/501922801515638784The gloating continues at full speed.
http://twitter.com/#!/violentfanon/status/502025328718381056 http://twitter.com/#!/schtev69/status/501193914976448512Priorities:
http://twitter.com/#!/CiFWatch/status/501189439243452416 http://twitter.com/#!/DefendJews/status/501773236963913728
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Yes, really. Somewhere in the Reuters newsroom, an assignment editor is doing his best Beavis and Butthead imitation.
Reuters medical journalist Andrew Seaman was among the first to mock his own byline on the “French men not producing as much sperm” article.
I had to write about this study, my name’s on ít – sort of. Via @reuters_health: French men not producing as much sperm reut.rs/Vzg2NU
— Andrew M. Seaman (@andrewmseaman) December 5, 2012
People don’t think I’m real?! (see comments) MT @boingboing French spermcount down dlvr.it/2b6Hp4
— Andrew M. Seaman (@andrewmseaman) December 5, 2012
Other Twitter users couldn’t resist joining the fun. Because really, who among us doesn’t have an inner 12-year-old boy?
Look at the headline. Look at the author’s name. reut.rs/WJ2kHf (h/t @bendwalsh)
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) December 5, 2012
“French men not producing as much sperm”, by Andrew Seaman #aptbylines reut.rs/VwmYPB
— ben walsh (@BenDWalsh) December 5, 2012
Surely a joke. Or this is the one story he’s been waiting his whole life to write. Check out the byline in this storyreuters.com/article/2012/1…
— Richard James (@richjamesmetro) December 5, 2012
Another classic of nominative determinism here: reuters.com/article/2012/1…
— Paul Hearns (@Paul_Hearns) December 5, 2012
The right man for the job! “@lucytweet1: LOOK AT THE BYLINE French men not producing as much sperm reut.rs/WHP19V via @reuters”
— Sue Truslove (@Suebloss) December 5, 2012
Indeed.
At CPAC on Saturday, Sarah Palin joked that for Christmas, Todd got a gun and she “got the rack.”
Palin says Todd got her a gun rack for xmas, she got him a gun: This time around he got the gun, I got the rack.
— Shushannah Walshe (@shushwalshe) March 16, 2013
But the biggest crowd-pleaser was when she paused to take a shot at Nanny Bloomberg by taking a sip from her Big Gulp.
Palin at CPAC: He’s got the rifle, I’ve got the rack (of husband Todd and their Xmas gifts to one another.) Then sips Big Gulp.
— Cynthia Yockey (@conservativelez) March 16, 2013
Classic Sarah Palin giving nanny Bloomberg a jab at #CPAC!!! twitter.com/HeadsWillRoel/…
— Roel Marasigan (@HeadsWillRoel) March 16, 2013
Palin drinking Big Gulp! twitter.com/ToadonaWire/st…
— Lenten Toad (@ToadonaWire) March 16, 2013
Palin takes “shot” at Bloomberg. Drinks Big Gulp soda in CPAC speech. twitter.com/DaveLieber/sta…
— Dave Lieber (@DaveLieber) March 16, 2013
Palin pressing all the right buttons at #CPAC. Brings out a Big Gulp: twitter.com/igorvolsky/sta…
— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) March 16, 2013
Palin takes a comedic pause to sip from a Big Gulp. Huge applause. #CPAC2013 #bloomberg #sodawars
— Julie Bykowicz (@bykowicz) March 16, 2013
“Shoot, it’s just pop, with low-cal ice cubes in it” (re: her Big Gulp) -Sarah Palin #CPAC2013
— Jackie Wellfonder (@princy_lyn) March 16, 2013
Take THAT #Bloomberg ! RT @lawlessbenjamin: Palin drinks BigGulp at #CPAC! ❤
— AmericanAllegiance ™ (@US_Allegiance) March 16, 2013
You Go Girl,You Rock!! #palin #biggulp @cpac2013
— Pete (@maxpeppertree) March 16, 2013
LMAO at Palin pulling out the Big Gulp on stage! A nice hearty helping of “SCREW YOU,” Nanny Bloomberg! #tcot #tlot #CPAC
— Jake (@Th13teenStripes) March 16, 2013
Delicious!
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Update:
The Twitterverse: where great ideas are born:
CPAC podiums need to be stocked with 32-oz Big Gulps, not teeny water bottles.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 14, 2013
@michellemalkin and make sure they take a big drink…just for the heck of it!( :cheers #Bloomberg
— Sarah TruthTeller™ (@awakegop) March 14, 2013
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