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How did this happen? Thunder stun Spurs, lead 3-2

http://twitter.com/#!/Espngreeny/status/209970106355286017

The San Antonio Spurs won 20 games in a row.

Then Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder said ‘enough is enough’.

The Thunder put the Spurs on exit-watch on Monday night, taking a 3-2 series lead with a 108-103 victory in San Antonio.

Did anybody see this coming after the Spurs went up 2-0 and looked like the greatest team of the decade?

If so, you’re a liar.

There was a great reaction from the OKC fans, who waited at the airport for the arrival of their team.

S/o to our thunder fans who came to welcome the team at the airport.. #1Love. Good win for us. Good nite. Bonne journee la suisse!

— Thabo Sefolosha (@ThaboSefolosha) June 5, 2012

We have the best fans. Thanks to everyone who showed up at airport. #ThunderUp

— Cole Aldrich (@colea45) June 5, 2012

Airplane mode back to okc. Yesirrr #thunderUP #avecClasse

— Serge Ibaka (@sergeibaka9) June 5, 2012

Even noted NCAA basketball personality Dick Vitale chimed in.

Wow -OKC-think about winning 3 in a row after Spurs had won 20 in a row – Congrats Thunder.

— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) June 5, 2012

And then this guy ruined it.

@DickieV you gonna fuck the thunder and pop a Viagra?

— Tyler Droginske (@TylerDro24_) June 5, 2012

Just as quick as fans jumped on the Spurs’ bandwagon, they’re jumping off and right back onto the Thunder’s.

Harden reached into that beard and pulled out a dagger! #thunder #spurs

— Mike Hill (@ItsMikeHill) June 5, 2012

It turns out the #Thunder don't even need help from the refs, they somehow turned the Spurs (after a 2-0 lead), into a scared JV team.

— Sherman S&E (@ShermanSnE) June 5, 2012

Don't Want Thunder Winning Spurs. Step Your Game Up Spurs. Thunder is Not Gonna Win This Series SPURS!

— Jay (@SonwabileGweek) June 5, 2012

@GhostwritaMusic spurs lost their confidence. thunder a better team. the ship winner coming out the west

— FreshLo Dollar™ (@1FRESH_G) June 5, 2012

The Thunder/Spurs series ended last night.

— Nah (@GhostwritaMusic) June 5, 2012

Man people chose the Spurs and I stuck with the Thunder and they looked at me stupid…OH

— Mr. Nice Nupe (@WakeUpMrWest_) June 5, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/05/how-did-this-happen-thunder-stun-spurs-lead-3-2/

Louis Farrakhan’s ‘Wheel’ has nothing to do with Pat Sajak … Or does it?

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/423605926373773312

If you’re like the vast majority of human beings on this planet, you haven’t closely followed the preaching of minister Louis Farrakhan, former calypso music artist, extremist Islamist, black supremacist, and all around anti-Semite. Well, it’s time you caught up on all the craziness … and Twitchy is here to help!

In short, it’s all about The Wheel. No, we’re not talking about the Wheel of Fortune. That’s Pat Sajak — different minister. It’s some kind of mothership from outer space that follows Farrakhan around. At some point, when he’s good and ready, he will climb on board to fly away from planet Earth and, for good measure, maybe kill off all of our planet’s blue-eyed devils.

Here’s some Twitter background about The Wheel:

http://twitter.com/#!/J_Illuminated/status/417164623947632640

The wheels follow #Farrakhan wherever he goes. Take it or let it alone! He knows! #TheTime noi.org/thetime— Ilia Rashad Muhammad (@iliarashad) December 29, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/CarlosMuhammad1/status/417147840368898048 http://twitter.com/#!/GrahamLatshaw/status/423665210642010112

That’s because UFOs weigh heavily in the gospel of Louie.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/421098815710441473 http://twitter.com/#!/Artisticpoet_/status/417147772677021696

And they’re probably gonna destroy America. Because blue-eyed devils.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/193831064991571968

In one of his latest videos, Farrakhan says The Wheel, the great mother plane, sits 40 miles above Earth, just above America, ready to deal vengeance upon our racist-y ways.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/320699120249602048

The honorable Elijah Muhammad, who is widely believed to have died in 1975, is actually still alive! That’s right. He has been broadcasting to Farrakhan from one of the UFO wheels. Never trust Wikipedia!

http://twitter.com/#!/Know4LIFE/status/387262402812575744 http://twitter.com/#!/AllahFearing/status/387050685843247104

There’s also a board game! Like Monopoly, but you don’t get rich at the end. You become a god. Or something.

http://twitter.com/#!/SDK2012/status/421697384687874048

But not if you’re a Jew, because you won’t let Kanye West listen to Farrakhan:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheFinalCall/status/416007439742283778

Jews! Always causing trouble.

We should also mention that there’s a new economic system just for members of the Nation of Islam.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/416285388773134336

Maybe it’s time for the Nation of Islam to create its own currency, sort of like Bitcoin except racist. Farrakhoin?

So there you have it. Ready to sign up to the Nation of Islam now? Because if you aren’t, you’re probably a racist Zionist who doesn’t even have the good sense to fear The Wheel.

Minister Farrakhan has been posting weekly addresses for about a year, each one an hour long. The first video has more than 124,000 views. He seemed well on his way to YouTube stardom. Alas, a year later, each video is garnering only about 20,000 views each. He’s probably hoping the mothership comes soon before his viewership dwindles down to nothing.

Wait, wait. Oh no. We think he converted Pat Sajak!

http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/423655867523670016

Enjoy the mothership, brother.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/16/louis-farrakhans-extraterrestrial-wheel-has-nothing-to-do-with-pat-sajak-or-does-it/