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Religious fervor or NSFW overshare? Chris Matthews goes full Tingles on Obama

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/408763898662100993

That has to be a joke, right?

http://twitter.com/#!/BarefootSnap/status/408776628806766592

Dude, there’s video. Shudder.

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRightScoop/status/408772163856896000

Obama has already been dubbed “Our Lord and Savior.” Tingles Matthews just took it to the next level after his interview with The One.

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/408762882500096000 http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/408763268929687553 http://twitter.com/#!/RaeLynnZiegler/status/408798629579603969 http://twitter.com/#!/ever_plus/status/408764689129021440

There’s getting friendly with your messiah, and there’s getting friendly with your messiah:

http://twitter.com/#!/AZlibrarian/status/408768502485360640 http://twitter.com/#!/DestroBadass/status/408809101075177472

Hey, we just report “who said what on Twitter.” So thanks for that, Tingles. And pass the brain bleach. All the brain bleach.

http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/408766341085007872

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/06/religious-fervor-or-nsfw-overshare-chris-matthews-goes-full-tingles-on-obama/

Elizabeth Warren snags role in Obama propaganda filmlet

http://twitter.com/#!/AmNewsWatch/status/179166040675188737

Jammie Sporting Fool:

Right here I was thinking this Obama propaganda piece would be a documentary, perhaps not a horror movie.

Not far off to a Democratic fundraising celebration near you: a brand new sleek campaign documentary on President Obama’s first term in company. One of the film’s showcased movie stars — Elizabeth Warren.

The film, that will be circulated to Obama supporters all over the country Thursday, provides president’s re-election promotion a Hollywood-style spin on their first term in workplace. It highlights the stark comparison in how the two Massachusetts Senate applicants tend to be embracing — or holding at arm’s length — their presidential counterparts.

Dumb and Dumber, The Sequel.

Elizabeth Warren is one of those Obama friends who requires more vetting.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/12/elizabeth-warren-snags-role-in-obama-propaganda-filmlet/

This Clinic In China Keeps Their Patients Calm And Comfy With A Little Help…

The pulse is the guide and foundation for examination and diagnosis in traditional Chinese medicine. Practitioners in China pay close attention to a pulse’s rhythm, strength, and volume. After all, these factors can be “floating, slippery, bolstering-like, feeble, thready and quick” and show the cause of suffering.

At one clinic in China, a number of patients expressed a problem relaxing while dealing with the stress of sickness and suffering. To help calm nerves and make visiting the place less scary, the clinic found the perfect four-legged solution.

Instead of an ordinary cushion, they use this adorable cat!

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The helpful orange tabby is always around to help patients relax.

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He’s able to make them feel more comfortable while he catches a few ZZZs.

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I wonder if I could talk my doctor into adopting this practice…

Weibo

(via RocketNews24.)

I would be much better about making my regular appointments if I knew this little guy would be waiting for me. He’s even better than the lollipops we got as kids!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/kitty-cushion/

Dana Loesch interviews ‘Jesse Ventura’ for The Blaze TV [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/chasboots/status/495327004158607360

He’s been all over the media this week due to his legal victory over the widow of murdered “American Sniper” Chris Kyle, so it was quite the coup for Dana Loesch to score an interview with Jesse Ventura on her TheBlaze TV show “Dana” on Friday. Loesch posted a photo of her guest on Instagram.

http://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/495324892061908993

http://twitter.com/#!/bbhunter78/status/495325351623806976 http://twitter.com/#!/gatewaypundit/status/495329482816122881 http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisLoesch/status/495326014097334272

+ After watching #DANA @theblaze It is time for a DUEL~ How bout #VENTURA in da RING Against #DANA in her BLING~ & Dana decks'm ~ how CRUEL— God'sGift (@POETreeOTIC) August 01, 2014

Update: Here’s another must-see behind-the-scenes photo:

http://twitter.com/#!/gatewaypundit/status/495328999351283713

Editor’s note: A typo in the headline of this post has been corrected.

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/01/dana-loesch-interviews-jesse-ventura-for-theblaze-tv-photo/

Bears sign Michael Bush

http://twitter.com/#!/Michael_Fabiano/status/182856559574003712

Michael Bush scheduled to receive $7M guaranteed from Bears. Matt Forte scheduled to receive $7.7M guaranteed from Bears…for now.

— Andrew Brandt (@adbrandt) March 22, 2012

Even though he has been the biggest part of their offense for quite sometime, Chicago Bears’ management and coaching has never loved running back Matt Forte. They continued to prove that on Thursday by signing former Raider, Michael Bush.

Bush is a punishing back and combined with Forte, the Bears running game has to be one of the most dangerous in the NFL.

With that said we can’t imagine how Forte must have felt when he first heard the news, especially when the team is unable to give him the contract he deserves.

So the Bears won't pay Forte but they'll give Michael Bush $14 million over 4 years? I'm confused. @GenoMrosko @lelandroling

— Sarcastic Prick (@RlCHIE) March 22, 2012

Michael Bush will be solid investment for #Bears in event long-term deal doesn't materialize for Matt Forte.

— Brad Biggs (@BradBiggs) March 22, 2012

Michael Bush to the Bears? I just threw up in my mouth. This hurts him AND Matt Forte. Awful. Just awful.

— Jamey Eisenberg (@JameyEisenberg) March 22, 2012

Michael Bush to the Bears? Looks like Chicago is handling business!

— Bethany Lamar (@bettelamar) March 22, 2012

The Bears picked up Michael Bush, huh? Damn good signing right there. Chicago making moves.

— Michael Smith (@michaelsmith) March 22, 2012

Gotta love the #Bears signing Michael Bush. Phil Emery just pushed Marion Barber out of bounds. #NFL

— Silvy (@WaddleandSilvy) March 22, 2012

"Forte" means 'Michael Bush got my money' in French.

— Paul Pabst (@PaulPabst) March 22, 2012

another solid move from emery to bring in michael bush. gives the #bears leverage with forte and a legit fall back should he hold out.

— dan durkin (@djdurkin) March 22, 2012

Da Bears sign Michael Bush, get Brandon Marshall via trade, healthy Forte & Cutler, Hester, Knox. Good defense. Team is dangerous.

— Curtis King (@CurtisBlow304) March 22, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/22/bears-sign-michael-bush/