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‘They’re gonna look good next to us’: Obama recruits Marines to hold umbrellas

http://twitter.com/#!/LarrySabato/status/335079125326909440

But that wasn’t about to stop President Prop-aganda from turning them into a photo op.

At this afternoon’s joint presser with Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan, President Obama found himself getting annoyed by the rain. The solution? Send in the Marines — to hold his umbrella. Now, granted, he has a history of umbrella issues:

Why does a marine hold Obama’s umbrella? instagram.com/p/ZYV7OHxixK/ This is why: latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c6…

— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) May 16, 2013

But let’s face it: ultimately, he’s far too busy and important to hold his own.

Marines now standing in the rain, at attention, holding umbrellas over Obama and Erdogan’s heads.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) May 16, 2013

RT @mviser: Obama asks Marines to come and hold umbrellas for him and Turkish PM. “You guys, I’m sorry about,” he says to press

— WhiteHousePressCorps (@whpresscorps) May 16, 2013

Umbrellas! POTUS to press: “You guys I’m sorry” twitter.com/StevenTDennis/…

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) May 16, 2013

“Why don’t we get a couple of Marines [to hold umbrellas]… they’re gonna look good next to us.” – Pres. Obama ~ twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/s…

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) May 16, 2013

Marines holding umbrellas instagram.com/p/ZYV7OHxixK/

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) May 16, 2013

POTUS deploys Marines for rain in Rose Garden with Turkish PM Erdogan. twitter.com/MajorCBS/statu…

— Major Garrett(@MajorCBS) May 16, 2013

Let’s go to the videotape (via The Weekly Standard):

Way to go, POTUS.

Not sequestered. RT @jeffreygoldberg: Not such a great use of Marines.

— Rick Klein (@rickklein) May 16, 2013

Oh, this is a good visual for him.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 16, 2013

Oh, the optics.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) May 16, 2013

Obama vehemently denies abusing government power, while telling a US Marine to hold his umbrella. #CantMakeThisShitUp

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 16, 2013

OK, Obama standing under an umbrella held by a military aide opens the metaphor floodgates for an administration in a downpour

— HowardKurtz (@HowardKurtz) May 16, 2013

Out: I support the troops. In: The troops support my umbrella.

“What’s your detail, Marine?” “Umbrella duty, sir.” “I can’t hear you!” “Umbrella duty, sir!!!”

— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) May 16, 2013

Dear @barackobama, Marines are NOT your personal cabana boys

— MirCat (@TRMirCat) May 16, 2013

The Few. The Proud. The guy who gets to hold the umbrella. Thanks Mr. President…

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 16, 2013

RT @evanmcsan: on what day of Marine boot camp do you learn “hold umbrella over dignitary” stance?

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) May 16, 2013

Jeeves, peel me a grape.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 16, 2013

Isn’t there something in the Rifleman’s Creed about fruit?

Maybe he could stand on a Marine too.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 16, 2013

Hey, why not? Obama’s already metaphorically stepped on them.

Ouch RT @baseballcrank: At least Neville Chamberlain held his own umbrella.

— Rschrim (@Rschrim) May 16, 2013

Semper Umbrellis.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 16, 2013

Marines don’t just fight wars for Obama. They also hold his umbrella. How humiliating and unacceptable.

— Hater Hating Haters (@DefendWallSt) May 16, 2013

The rain let up eventually, and, a sufficient number of photos taken, Obama gave his umbrella brigade the boot:

As rain fades, Pres Obama dismisses umbrella-bearing US Marines.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 16, 2013

Obama just spoke to the marines by saying “Alright guys” in order to get the umbrellas away. So much disrespect.

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 16, 2013

President Classy. And President Priorities:

Funny how quickly Obama got the Marines there when he was getting wet. Our men in Benghazi waited 8 hours for Obama to call in the Marines.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) May 16, 2013

There are more marines holding umbrellas for Obama than were protecting Ambassador Stevens. #Benghazi

— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) May 16, 2013

Obama calls in Marines to hold umbrellas over him in the rain… but not to save lives in #Benghazi NO RESPECT

— Conservative Artist (@_AmyMarsh) May 16, 2013

@dloesch Obama gets Marines to protect him from rain. But, Amb. Stevens doesn’t get Marines to protect him from bullets & mortars? #Benghazi

— Garrett Hall (@Garrett_R_Hall) May 16, 2013

#FACT There are more Marines holding umbrellas for POTUS than were guarding Amb. Stevens in #Benghazi

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 16, 2013

If only it were raining in Libya, the ambassador could have applied for protection from the US Marines.

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 16, 2013

What a disgrace.

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Update:

RT @thefix: This exists: @umbrellamarine

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) May 16, 2013

NYCC’s Cosplayers Flaunt Dedication and Talent With One Of These Giant Props.

If you’ve previously visited a meeting like ny’s Comic Con, and even a smaller one, you know that cosplaying is serious company. “Cosplay” refers to dressing like characters from your preferred games, shows, and flicks. Some cosplayers create devoted reproductions of characters while they appear initially. Some have fun putting a personal spin from the personality, or combining two imaginary universes into one costume. (If Lord associated with the Rings ended up being mashed with Star Wars, like.)

The costumes can get quite complex. Committed cosplayers will also feature accessories like makeup, hairstyles and, definitely, the props.

These days we are celebrating some cosplayers that are prepared to get the whole nine yards and not only develop some crazy-outsized props, but who will be additionally ready to carry them around all-day. That is dedication! These prop-wielders had been all photographed at ny Comic Con, which occurred last week.

1.) Not gonna lie, I was thinking the dragon had been a moment person. I am hoping that thing is lightweight.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

2.) incentive points for passenger Chewie.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

3.) This is certainly really impressive, but we need to wonder concerning the logistics of an outfit similar to this.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

4.) Check out where you point that thing.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

5.) We like connect’s guard, too, but it’s not quite as HUGE as Cloud’s blade.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

6.) I’m assuming that’s allowed to be a blade, but whatever its, this person is rocking it.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

7.) Aside from the outfit, a lot of time and power moved into this staff. I wish we could see a lot more of the gold one!

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

15.) The brand new Harley Quinn mallet is plainer in style, but nonetheless impressive in dimensions. Additional things for putting on two various footwear all the time.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

16.) Unfortuitously, it’s really challenging make a rolling Clap-Trap, so that it becomes an outsized prop.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

17.) Big props can double as walking sticks, a very important thing to possess for each and every day of standing and walking.

Mashable/Elizabeth Pierson

No matter if conventions and cosplay are not your things, consider this some Halloween inspiration if you’re selecting a costume. (If you have lots of time in your fingers in making costumes, anyway.)

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The Truth About U. S. Foreign Policy

Sean Hannity makes good on bet, grills steaks for ‘The Five’

http://twitter.com/#!/FNTheFive/status/431526086292549632

Fox News’ Sean Hannity followed through on his Super Bowl bet today, taking those steaks he purchased Wednesday night and grilling them for the hosts of “The Five.”

http://twitter.com/#!/leahmeyer49/status/431600214227845120

Hannity didn’t bake the lemon cake himself, but dessert was a classy touch.

http://twitter.com/#!/seanhannity/status/431605195345502208

Tomorrow on “The Five,” Bob Beckel (hopefully) will make good on his bet with Eric Bolling by wearing this:

http://twitter.com/#!/ericbolling/status/431613047858548736

27 Household Cleaning Tricks Every Parent Should Know

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1.) Not gonna lie, I was thinking the dragon had been a moment person. I am hoping that thing is lightweight.

2.) incentive points for passenger Chewie.

3.) This is certainly really impressive, but we need to wonder concerning the logistics of an outfit similar to this.

4.) Check out where you point that thing.

5.) We like connect’s guard, too, but it’s not quite as HUGE as Cloud’s blade.

6.) I’m assuming that’s allowed to be a blade, but whatever its, this person is rocking it.

7.) Aside from the outfit, a lot of time and power moved into this staff. I wish we could see a lot more of the gold one!

8.) That blade in fact appears kinda cuddly.

9.) Is it the latest Prince movie?

10.) This guy’s bird friend approves.

11.) “It is something special. You might never do you know what it really is.”

12.) I am unsure exactly how this could function, however it appears excellent.

13.) Coordinating guns, gear and squid cap lead to an extraordinary outfit.

14.) Classic Harley together with her mallet

15.) The brand new Harley Quinn mallet is plainer in style, but nonetheless impressive in dimensions. Additional things for putting on two various footwear all the time.

16.) Unfortuitously, it’s really challenging make a rolling Clap-Trap, so that it becomes an outsized prop.

17.) Big props can double as walking sticks, a very important thing to possess for each and every day of standing and walking.

1. Get rid of carpet stains with just three ingredients.

2. A lint roller makes picking up glitter a snap — even glitter a vacuum can’t get up.

3. Remove your little Picasso’s crayon markings from the wall with WD-40.

4. WD-40 can also get crayon stains out of clothes.

5. Clean Lego bricks in your washing machine.

6. Baking soda is your friend when your kid throws up on something in the house.

7. Baking soda is also a key part of removing pee stains from a mattress.

8. Clean sippy cups with white vinegar to get rid of that stinky smell.

9. If your kid spills Kool-Aid onto your beautiful white carpet, you can get it up using dish soap, vinegar, and salt.

10. Keep stains from setting in when you’re away from home with Tide To Go Instant Stain Remover.

11. Picking up small toys is a snap using a dust pan.

12. Whip up a batch of “doll hairspray” (fabric softener and water) to detangle doll hair.

13. Get rid of pit stains on your teenager’s T-shirts by wetting the area with lemon juice, adding a tablespoon of salt, then rubbing the fabric between your fingers.

14. You can clean the backseat of your car’s upholstery with an easy DIY stain remover.

15. Keep your kids from making a mess all over the house with this clean-up hack.

16. Remove permanent marker from hardwood floors with a dab of toothpaste.

17. You can also use toothpaste to make your kid’s sneakers look as good as new.

18. Remove even the most stubborn marks with these magic erasers.

19. Get set-in baby food stains out of a onesie using Dawn, hydrogen peroxide, and baking soda.

20. Clean your kids toys and a whole lot more in the dishwasher.

21. Some toys — especially stuffed animals — are hard to clean without ruining, but it is possible to give them a gentle surface cleaning with dish detergent, water, and paper towels.

22. If a stuffed animal needs more in-depth cleaning, however, you can put it in the washing machine.

23. If your kid gets gum on their cotton clothes you can get it off by putting the clothes in the freezer.

24. You can safely clean car seat straps using baby wipes.

25. Clean baseboards using dryer sheets.

26. Get crumbs out of even the most difficult nooks and crannies using this homemade slime.

27. Make outdoor toys look as good as new even if you don’t have a power washer.

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