Morse Code Vs. Typewriter: Which Angry Verizon Net Neutrality Rant Wins?

The telecommunications giant is not happy about today’s FCC vote approving strict new regulations on internet providers. But the result is a couple of amusing press releases.

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2. Verizon is not happy about today’s FCC vote to treat broadband internet as a public utility, just like telephone lines.


In response, Verizon argued that the rules being applied were outdated relics from a previous communications era and would regulate the internet like the early telephone networks of the 1930s.

3. After today’s vote, Verizon put out two official replies: one in morse code and one using a type writer font and dated “1934” instead of “2015.” The Communiations Act, which gives the FCC the authority to reclassify broadband, was written in 1934.

4. First, the morse code.

6. And the old-timey typewriter.

7. Is this a cringeworthy attempt reduce a crucial public policy debate down to gimmicky press releases? Sure. But it’s also reflective of a fight where one of the deadliest weapons was a viral video.


John Oliver’s net neutrality bit led to so many comments that the FCC’s commenting system broke down.

9. And net neutrality supporter Keith Ellison, a Democratic congressman, contributed a vine of him singing and dancing in celebration. (Twitter, which owns Vine, supports the net neutrality rules).

11. And as pointed out here, this fight marks the rise of the internet as a mainstream political issue. So, in the spirit of the battle, we ask:

  1. Which of Verizon’s gimmicky responses worked best?
    1. Morse Code
    2. Old-Timey Typewriter

Morse Code Vs. Typewriter: Which Angry Verizon Net Neutrality Rant Wins?

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewzeitlin/verizon-morse-code

These Are Some Of The Best Phone Apps That You Probably Aren’t Using.

All of us are basically glued to our phones for 95% of the day. There are many reasons why we can’t peel our eyes away from those bright little screens. Maybe we are staying on top of work, keeping in touch with loved ones or just checking for updates and the latest apps. 

If you’re interested in the latest and greatest applications for your smartphone, look no more. Maybe you haven’t heart of these before, but trust us, you won’t want to forget them.

1.) Lyft

Lyft is a rideshare service that may just replace cab companies, and for good reason. If you need a ride somewhere, simply click on the app and find a driver in your proximity. You can see their name, pictures of them and their car, and their driver rating given by previous passengers. Request a ride, and you’re all set.

2.) Triposo

This travel app provides you with several sight seeing options. Along with providing suggestions of things to see, Triposo can build a city walk for you, based on the amount of time you want to spend ambling about. Most usefully, it works offline.

3.) Cloze

Cloze integrates all of your social media accounts into one – Facebook, Twitter, Email, and even LinkedIn. Gone are the days of checking 4 different websites for messages and comments. Download Cloze and you can get all of your everything in one place.

4.) Pocket

If there is an article you want to read or a video you want to watch but don’t have time for it, Pocket is a place for you to save content for later. Save something to Pocket, and the app organizes it in an easy to search, easy to find way.

5.) Skyview

With SkyView, you can take your device outside, stare up at the heavens, and discover precisely what stars and planets you’re looking at. If it’s a bit cold out, you can do the same from inside, or partake in a bit of time traveling, checking out the sky on different times and dates.

6.) 30/30

30/30 is a to-do list app that organizes tasks via color coordination and an icon. It makes you completing your daily tasks that much simpler.

7.) Around Me

AroundMe uses your phone’s GPS system to find what’s closest to you. Whether you’re looking for a restaurant, gas station, a coffee, or even a place to park, this app will point you to the most convenient establishments.

8.) Mailbox

This app makes checking and organizing e-mails on your phone quicker and more intuitive all with the swipe of a finger. Using the swipe motion you can delete, reply, or mark as read. Even better, you can set a reminder to respond to an e-mail later.

9.) Snapseed

For creative enhancements to photographs, it’s hard to beat Snapseed. You choose an adjustment type – such as ‘black & white’ or ‘tilt-shift’ – and the app provides you with a gestural interface for making adjustments. Dragging on the screen defines focal points and the strength of effects, ensuring Snapseed is both intuitive and fun to use.

10.) Waze

Waze is a GPS navigation app that actually was bought by Google because it was so good. Like any navigation app, Waze will get you from point A to point B via the quickest route. However, the app sets itself apart by incorporating a community aspect to get the most accurate traffic reports. See an accident? Police trap? Road debris? Report it on Waze, earn points on your account, and level up.

11.) Gympact

Gympact is a great motivational fitness app. How does it work? Make a commitment to your fitness by choosing how many days you will work out that week. Next, choose the amount of money you are willing to wager in favor of you fulfilling your commitment. If you don’t achieve your goal? Your credit card gets charged. Achieve your goal? You get paid! The days of being paid to workout have finally come!

12.) Todomovies 3

This app organizes movies that you want to see that haven’t come out yet. Each film’s page includes a trailer and artwork, and can be added to your list with a tap. Once you’ve watched a film, you can rate it and send it to your Watched list, providing you with a portable directory of films you love – and those you hate and want to avoid ever seeing again!

13.) Hotel Tonight

Hotel Tonight works with hotels that have empty rooms, who then list the rooms on their app at discounted prices of up to 70%. How does it work? Narrow down your search by picking categories like hip, luxe, or basic, enter in how many days you will be staying, and search through their extensive inventory. Not only does Hotel Tonight guarantee the lowest rates, but they only work with the best of the best.

14.) Hot5

From abs and core to yoga and flexibility and everything in between, Hot5 contains pages and pages of 5 minute video workouts of every variety and difficulty level. If you want to do 5 minute abs after a run, Hot5 is for you. If you want to do a 45 minute full body workout, mix and match to create your own personalized routine. This pick and choose system makes it great for beginners and fitness gurus alike.

These apps will definitely improve the quality of your life and your phone’s life (so long as you use them properly). Be sure to check these out in the Appstore and get them immediately!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/cool-apps/

Schadenfreudelicious! Are these the worst jobs in the Obama admin?

http://twitter.com/#!/amylutz4/status/393076275759177728

It couldn’t happen to better people!

Twitter users have been noticing that press secretary Clown Carney’s job is absolutely horrendous for a while now.

http://twitter.com/#!/andyorsow/status/393076794254839808 http://twitter.com/#!/SteveCrawford5/status/384418212886372353 http://twitter.com/#!/carrjar/status/393137247127482368 http://twitter.com/#!/studentoflife/status/392800261074194432

But does he? White House Obamacare flack Tara McGuinness is in the running!

http://twitter.com/#!/Andrew_Dad/status/392491952442068993 http://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/393155072135536640 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/391571856584474624

Heh. You’re welcome.

There is little sympathy for the lying pair, however. Soul-crushing jobs for flacks and hacks? Schadenfreudelicious!

http://twitter.com/#!/Kevinbsnyder/status/392719847580499968 http://twitter.com/#!/goglobalfood/status/391900532572311553 http://twitter.com/#!/okiephilosopher/status/393185473700429824

And some exit advice for Ms. McGuinness.

http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/393126928036556800

Snickering madly.

Related:

Full Twitchy coverage of Clown Jay Carney

WH flack @HealthCareTara brings the funny: ‘Don’t believe everything you read on Twitter’

Shameless! Check out what WH O-Care fake story pusher had unmitigated gall to do

Unreal: White House Obamacare cheerleader rah-rahs yet another false story

Pathetic: White House pimps another Obamacare success story that wasn’t successful

Barry and the Hendersons: Obama flacks dutifully retweeted Obamacare poster boy’s lies

WH flack @HealthCareTara pushes MMFA spin; Crickets when citizens tell her ‘my plan was canceled’

Pitiful: ‘Choke on this, peasants!’ WH Obamacare flack retweets Oliver Willis GOP-slam

Ha! Secret identity of @HealthCareTara, White House Obamacare flack, revealed?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/24/schadenfreudelicious-are-these-the-worst-jobs-in-the-obama-admin-good/

Left today claims Romney caused meningitis outbreak. In addition, the rheumatiz

http://twitter.com/#!/Rschrim/status/263618544497995778

Oh, my. The desperation, it scorches. In addition, the unwell derangement: Romney Derangement Syndrome is in full force and impact. Today he doesn’t simply kill wives with cancer tumors, he also triggers meningitis outbreaks. Alan Colmes helped push-out this newest cuckoo jeans tale.

You hit an all time reasonable! MT @alancolmes Salon: Lax Regulation By Romney May Have Led To Meningitis Outbreak colm.es/V8YpXZ

— Red Eye Pit Crew (@RedEyeAlerts) October 31, 2012

Sick.

Yep, only when you thought they couldn’t sink any reduced, right here they’re going again! Conservatives call all of them out.

That meningitis outbreak? Yep, Mitt Romney’s fault. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…

— Razor (@hale_razor) October 31, 2012

So now, based on the left, Mitt Romney causes meningitis as well as disease. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…

— Paul Wilson (@PaulWilson34) October 31, 2012

Mitt Romney causes cancer AND meningitis salon.com/2012/10/30/rom… via @salon

— Philip Faulkner (@PhilipFaulkner) October 31, 2012

@seanhannity Very first Romney is a murderer & an income tax cheat, today he’s accountable for the meningitis outbreak?! Unreal…. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…

— Sean Parnell(@SeanParnellUSA) October 31, 2012

We are convinced he additionally caused the rheumatiz and smallpox. All while twirling their old-timey villain mustache, which, unlike creepy David Axelrod, he won’t wager. Oh, the horror! It’s really perplexing, since we believed George W. Bush was the cause of all bad things previously, in perpetuity.

Across the flex the are. Wow. MT “@hale_razor: That meningitis outbreak? Yep, Mitt Romney’s fault. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…”

— Minimal Miss Rightie (@LilMissRightie) October 31, 2012

Completely round the fold and totally unhinged. Gee, we question the reason why?

OMG its already started! Congrats President ROMNEY!!! “@hale_razor: That meningitis outbreak? Yep, Mitt Romney’s fault. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…“

— American (@leghouston) October 31, 2012

Zing! Working scared, they’ve been. They will certainly sink lower and lower due to the fact Derangement Syndrome develops.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/31/hysterical-left-now-claims-romney-caused-meningitis-outbreak-also-the-rheumatiz/