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The Most Interesting Man In The World
Author: Leaman Ralph
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Left today claims Romney caused meningitis outbreak. In addition, the rheumatiz
http://twitter.com/#!/Rschrim/status/263618544497995778
Oh, my. The desperation, it scorches. In addition, the unwell derangement: Romney Derangement Syndrome is in full force and impact. Today he doesn’t simply kill wives with cancer tumors, he also triggers meningitis outbreaks. Alan Colmes helped push-out this newest cuckoo jeans tale.
You hit an all time reasonable! MT @alancolmes Salon: Lax Regulation By Romney May Have Led To Meningitis Outbreak colm.es/V8YpXZ
— Red Eye Pit Crew (@RedEyeAlerts) October 31, 2012
Sick.
Yep, only when you thought they couldn’t sink any reduced, right here they’re going again! Conservatives call all of them out.
That meningitis outbreak? Yep, Mitt Romney’s fault. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…
— Razor (@hale_razor) October 31, 2012
So now, based on the left, Mitt Romney causes meningitis as well as disease. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…
— Paul Wilson (@PaulWilson34) October 31, 2012
Mitt Romney causes cancer AND meningitis salon.com/2012/10/30/rom… via @salon
— Philip Faulkner (@PhilipFaulkner) October 31, 2012
@seanhannity Very first Romney is a murderer & an income tax cheat, today he’s accountable for the meningitis outbreak?! Unreal…. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…
— Sean Parnell(@SeanParnellUSA) October 31, 2012
We are convinced he additionally caused the rheumatiz and smallpox. All while twirling their old-timey villain mustache, which, unlike creepy David Axelrod, he won’t wager. Oh, the horror! It’s really perplexing, since we believed George W. Bush was the cause of all bad things previously, in perpetuity.
Across the flex the are. Wow. MT “@hale_razor: That meningitis outbreak? Yep, Mitt Romney’s fault. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…”
— Minimal Miss Rightie (@LilMissRightie) October 31, 2012
Completely round the fold and totally unhinged. Gee, we question the reason why?
OMG its already started! Congrats President ROMNEY!!! “@hale_razor: That meningitis outbreak? Yep, Mitt Romney’s fault. salon.com/2012/10/30/rom…“
— American (@leghouston) October 31, 2012
Zing! Working scared, they’ve been. They will certainly sink lower and lower due to the fact Derangement Syndrome develops.
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ABC’s Rick Klein gushes over Bill Clinton with junior high-worthy verse
http://twitter.com/#!/rickklein/status/243551486867554304
Aw, bless his precious heart. Looks like ABC’s Rick Klein spent the summer sneaking clove cigarettes at creative writing sleep-away camp with the other aspiring teen poets. Courtney Stodden’s got nothing on “real journalist” e.e. klein.
Can the Junior School Poetry Enthusiasts finally retire the cliched "the hall, the speech, the crowd, one" gambit?
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
And if you're going to do it, realize 1, it's been done a thousand times before, 2, it sounds silly and precious, so 3, PUT SOME WORK IN IT
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
The Twitterverse stepped up to offer the Bard of A-BC-von some constructive criticism of his poetic leg tingle for Bill Clinton.
Yoko Ono hacked ur account, dude. RT @rickklein this speech was a living, breathing organism. the crowd, the hall, the speech, one. #DNC2012
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 6, 2012
Anyone else need a cigarette? MT @rickklein: this speech was a living, breathing organism. the crowd, the hall, the speech, one.
— Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce) September 6, 2012
And journalism died…RT @rickklein this speech was a living, breathing organism. the crowd, the hall, the speech, one. #DNC2012
— This Will Kill You (@stephenkruiser) September 6, 2012
Someone actually wrote this ==>> RT @rickklein: this speech was a living, breathing organism. the crowd, the hall, the speech, one. #DNC2012
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 6, 2012
#50ShadesOfBillClinton RT @rickklein: this speech was a living, breathing organism. the crowd, the hall, the speech, one. #DNC2012
— Marta Evry (@venice4change) September 6, 2012
https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/243591438204555264
#ClintonPickUpLines RT @rickklein: this speech was a living, breathing organism. the crowd, the hall, the speech, one. #DNC2012
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) September 6, 2012
Blogger Ace of Spades generously offered his services as a creative writing coach to the starry-eyed lapdog, complete with hilarious examples of Rick Kleinery. The brutal mockery was a living, breathing organism.
The media knocks Eastwood but is full of crap like "this speech was a living, breathing organism. the crowd, the hall, the speech, one."
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
It was a dark and stormy night. Bill Clinton took the podium. The hall became an organism, breathing, sensing, knowing as one.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
A shot rang out. The maid screamed. The undifferentiated protoplasm of the DNC extended one tentative pseudopod out to the world.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
RAF Major @rickklein observed the shimmering, quavering jelly of the DNC with one eyebrow arched. "By Jove, this thing pulses with life!"
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Meanwhile, in Scandenavia, a dreamy-eyed scut-girl sensed a new life aborning across the salty ocean.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
scut-girl? What the hell is that? What am I thinking? Scullery wench or something I guess.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
The scut-girl, a bonny lass named Agmar Akennokker, wistfully thought of her absent husband, a strapping young gimp by the name of Knarl.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Meanwhile, RAF Major @rickklein alerted the National Center For Detection & Study of Living, Breathing Organisms, One.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
A horse whinnied. A meteor shined. Various parts from the end of "Knights in White Satin" occurred around now.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
The crowd thrilled. Then each member of it began extending polyps of nervous tissue into each other's brains, becoming one with The Speech.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Meanwhile, in Scandenavia, Agmar thought wistfully of her handsome, gog-eyed pinhead Knarl.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
She thought of how she could stare into his confident, reassuring wall-eye forever.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Meanwhile, the polyps of spongiform brain-matter thickened and throbbed with rising anticipation. Would Clinton defend ObamaCare…?
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
The viscous strands of NuFlesh that now connected each delegate to one another began to undulate and thrum. A mighty Gloppening was at hand.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! Agmar hoped her handsome husband, the ruggedly mutated Knarl, was safe at the helm.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
The convention became a hot mass of pulsating hyperfecundity, sprouting a torrent of neoplasms in a riot of shapes and dimensionalities.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Agmar cast her gaze to the ship's deck– beautiful Knarl, with one arm so strong and hale, the other shaped like a bowling pin, was absent.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Bill Clinton stood at the podium, proud. Unbowed. Defiant. Squamous.
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 6, 2012
Look out Reader’s Digest poets. Ace of Spades is unbowed. Defiant. Squamous. We may have just experienced a Gloppening.
Tweeters call for Chris Brown to be freed after singer jailed for assault
http://twitter.com/#!/nayyyyeeee_/status/394489026008195072
Chris Brown and his bodyguard were arrested this morning in Washington DC and charged with felony assault, according to the Washington Metropolitan Police Department.
In response, dozens of Twitter users called for the R&B singer to be released from jail. Some may have been kidding, while others appeared to be completely serious:
http://twitter.com/#!/SiarraMarie_x/status/394488761251147777 http://twitter.com/#!/ItsSmokeBitch/status/394487573466185728 http://twitter.com/#!/__badassxo/status/394484461662109696 http://twitter.com/#!/ShecreoleDawg/status/394484312889761792 http://twitter.com/#!/eyeshaa_/status/394483470187393024 http://twitter.com/#!/zel_xoxo/status/394480002638422016 http://twitter.com/#!/HeyTenenbaum/status/394474545152675840 http://twitter.com/#!/YUNGWAVYBONE/status/394471703310381058 http://twitter.com/#!/omgitsZiZi/status/394471312766169088 http://twitter.com/#!/Courtneey_Leigh/status/394463791070461952My babe is locked up…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Free Chris Brown— iFollow Back Fast (@YouWill_LoveMe) October 27, 2013
http://twitter.com/#!/Tyraaaaa_/status/394477897467330560 http://twitter.com/#!/Tyraaaaa_/status/394478321092001792Why, he’s practically a modern-day Nelson Mandela!
And props to this dude, who tweeted “free Chris Brown” five days ago:
http://twitter.com/#!/WhatYouNeed____/status/392647814699683840Way to get ahead of the crowd!