Author: Leaman Ralph

Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it. Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||

Incompetence rides a pale horse: Governor O’Malley photo op [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/CafeWaugh/status/510898149150715904

Twitchy visitors know that Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley isn’t any complete stranger into the cheesy photo-op. ‘Wow!’ How ludicrous is Dem Gov. Martin O’Malley? This ludicrous [photo]

On the weekend marked the 200th anniversary of star-spangled Banner—written by Francis Scott Key as the British were bombarding Baltimore’s Fort McHenry. At party, O’Malley out-cheesed himself, dressed up like a toy soldier astride a gigantic horse.

An incredible @StarSpangled200 celebration is being conducted at @FtMcHenryNPS in #Baltimore. pic.twitter.com/sD2GnmVPFq

— Martin O'Malley (@GovernorOMalley) September 13, 2014

Okay. RT @GovernorOMalley: An unbelievable @StarSpangled200 celebration is being conducted at @FtMcHenryNPS in #Baltimore. pic.twitter.com/kJbc5VZHDF

— Rebecca Berg (@rebeccagberg) September 13, 2014

@GovernorOMalley @StarSpangled200 @FtMcHenryNPS Is you Governor on that really fine – and incredibly big – steed? Wow.

— Watchdog advanced (@Watchdogsniffer) September 13, 2014

Possibly he’s compensating for his small poll figures.

Are we the only one whom finds this kinda hot? MT @GovernorOMalley: @StarSpangled200 special event going on @FtMcHenryNPS pic.twitter.com/deWPFo4eHk

— Lauren Edmonds (@lalaedmonds) September 13, 2014

Yes. Really actually it’s simply you and this guy.

This. Is. Amazing. MT @GovernorOMalley: An unbelievable @StarSpangled200 party is going on at @FtMcHenryNPS. pic.twitter.com/CLPRJC7cNH

— Devin Driscoll (@short_pants) September 13, 2014

@eniedowski I'd love to have a print made. It's so glorious.

— Devin Driscoll (@short_pants) September 13, 2014

Yet not because wonderful as a helmeted Mike Dukakis riding atop a tank.

Will undoubtedly be joining @AllHailKegasus in jousting competition at 2015 Preakness. pic.twitter.com/VrUhcht5gg

— Mark Newgent (@MarkNewgent) September 14, 2014

@GovernorOMalley @BaltimoreFire @StarSpangled200 @FtMcHenryNPS exactly how did the butt get up on top?

— Me (@Boris052) September 13, 2014

Under @GovernorOMalley weapon law, Baltimoreans of War of 1812 era would've already been disarmed in face of Brit invaders.

— Mark Newgent (@MarkNewgent) September 14, 2014

Reality.

***

Related

O’Malley transforms Ray Rice scenario into ‘horn tooting political moment’

Busted: Md. Gov. O’Malley didn’t always have an issue using the Redskins [photo]

‘Maryland loses again’: O’Malley’s schedule pushes firearm maker — and jobs — away of state

‘Wow!’ just how ludicrous is Dem Gov. Martin O’Malley? This ludicrous [photo]

‘What a dork’: Gov. Martin O’Malley’s Reddit AMA ‘a complete disaster’

 

 

 

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/14/incompetence-rides-a-pale-horse-governor-omalley-photo-op-pic/

Louis C.K. still fed up with Common Core after Matt Yglesias Voxsplains

http://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/460912163310542848

Whatever you think about his comedy, Louis C.K. seems to be a caring dad and he has concerns about Common Core standards wrecking his kids’ enthusiasm for learning.

http://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/460913063722774528

Enter known idiot Matt Yglesias with this “explainer” from Vox.

http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/460914114098118656

Louis didn’t seem interested in departing from reality though.

http://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/460948591243431936

Rather than converting the comedian, poor Matty just opened himself up to yet another Twitter pantsing.

http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForks/status/460924908923400192 http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/460917639036948484 http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyBialy/status/460936787188535296

Related:

Comedian Louis C.K.: Common Core makes my kids cry; Update: ‘Who is writing these?’ [pics]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/29/heh-louis-c-k-still-fed-up-with-common-core-after-matt-yglesias-voxsplains/