Author: Leaman Ralph

Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it. Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||

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This Is Entire Hospital Is Solely For WHAT? It’s So Strange That It’s Cute.

Do you love bats? Do you love hospitals? …even if you’re not particularly fond of either, you’ll probably like the Tolga Bat Hospital in Atherton, Australia. Volunteers at the hospital take care of sick and injured bats. They prepare food, feed the bats, clean them and make these little guys feel special and loved while they’re on the mend.

If you don’t have the time to commit to volunteering at the hospital, you can always swing by for a visit. The hospital is open year round and will let you view the feeding session that takes place between 3 pm and 6 pm.

Still not sold on the idea of heading to a bat hospital? Take a look at what you’re missing.

Even if you’re not into bats, this hospital is worth a visit. In case you disagree…did you see the bat swaddled in a towel?! C’mon.

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#DemTownHall kid doesn’t like Grandma and Grandpa fighting

Monday night’s “Special Report” on Fox News was dedicated to a #DemTownHallhosted by anchor Bret Baier, and in a closing move that should surprise no one, Clinton declared, “Let the little children come to me,” and lo and behold, there was a junior high student prepared with a question we guarantee has never kept a minor up at night.

Let’s just agree he looked like it wasn’t his first choice to spend his night wearing a tie ata political town hall. (Some adults who were selected to address Clinton made up for it by looking like they were holding back teenage-girl screams.)

So, bridge-builder Clinton is most proud of having made an enemy of Republicansand considers Sanders an ally not surprising, considering his only mention of theFBI investigation into her private email server during the debates is his pledge not to bring it up.

And that was just Lesson 1.

And did a bang-up job.

â€˜Pricelessâ€™: James Woods shares pic of Obama prepping race-hate speech

http://twitter.com/#!/TeamAdam76/status/371426722597830656

There may come a day when Twitchy scales back its copious coverage of conservative actor James Woods. But thankfully, today is not that day.

Woods brought the house down with his successful Twitter campaign to bring mainstream media attention to the brutal beating death of World War II vet Delbert Belton.

http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/370800181106999296

Now that it’s a national story, should we expect President “If I Had a Son” to weigh in on Belton’s murder? Perhaps another “healing” Obama speech? Woods has a pretty good idea of what the brainstorming would look like:

http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/371257860526981120

Another win from the must-follow Mr. Woods, who recently and rightly called race-hustler Al Sharpton a “blatant bigot.”

http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/371261009019019264

Sharpton sat next to Obama and Eric Holder at a civil rights meeting this week. No word on whether he used a photo of Medgar Evers as ID to clear White House security, but it’s clear this hasn’t changed:

http://twitter.com/#!/golfnut332/status/371260450148605952

Followers loved Woods’ “behind-the-scenes” photo of Obama’s speech prep with Sharpton. It has been retweeted more than 1,000 times.

http://twitter.com/#!/CynicalMike/status/371258891054501888 http://twitter.com/#!/frankiedascoli/status/371260798183542785 http://twitter.com/#!/Toni_Price/status/371273023493402624

The Sharpton/Obama photo summed up in one word:

http://twitter.com/#!/lpd473/status/371262936259366912

‘Amen!’ James Woods discovers way to outwit lapdog media, slams ‘bigot’ Al Sharpton [pic]

Because racist! Actor James Woods slams Obama, race-baiters with one hilarious pic

Full Twitchy coverage of James Woods

Full Twitchy coverage of Delbert Belton

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Tolga Bat Hospital.

Aww, how can anyone not like these things?

They’re so…

Okay, cute might not be the word, but they certainly are unique.

Hangin’ out.

Okay, maybe they are cute after all.

Aw!

Don’t worry, buddy. You’ll be back out in nature in no time.

At least you have a nice little crew while you’re in here.

Not to mention free food and drink.

Who’s going to towel you off like that in the wild?

Get well soon!