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Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
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‘Doesn’t Soros have enough money’? MMFA wants you to fund their ‘big ideas’
http://twitter.com/#!/JoeC_Esquire/status/511877230084239360
@mmfa needs your money so it can metastasize
— PR Soldier (@msrcgpmp) September 16, 2014
Media Matters for America has a whole lot of bias to uncover, and they can’t do it without your help.
We have big ideas for our next 10 years of media accountability. Donate now to help make them a reality: http://t.co/9CpOdMWKSW
— Media Matters (@mmfa) September 16, 2014
So please, won’t you open your hearts — and your wallets?
LOLOLOLOLOL. No. RT @mmfa: We have big ideas for our next 10 years of media accountability. Donate now to help make them a reality.
— Matthew (@Matthops82) September 16, 2014
What? You mean you don’t want to finance MMFA’s “big ideas”?
@Matthops82 "Our contract with Direct TV is up for renewal. How else will we watch Fox News all day without your support!" @mmfa
— Michael Blum (@MichaelBlum3) September 16, 2014
Dang, MMFA. Tough break. But all is not lost:
1. you misspelled "lying" 2. Doesn't Soros have enough money to keep you lying for another 10 years?@mmfa
— The Dude (@gordonshuckrow) September 16, 2014
@Matthops82 @mmfa I'll forward this to George Soros.
— Klown 2.0 (@realmyiq2xu2) September 16, 2014
Thanks, buddy. Maybe Uncle George can finally give Eric Boehlert and friends the resources they need to expose actual media bias:
What about liberal bias in media? @gordonshuckrow @mmfa pic.twitter.com/WWEPvKT4ME
— MadeInHB (@madeinhb) September 16, 2014
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Top 20 things that people consider a blessing
http://twitter.com/#!/PartRhymer/status/212562381199511553
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing PAYDAY
— Henry Schilling (@HenrySchilling) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing Being able to focus in prayer with absolute sincerity and humility.
— Nader | نادر (@BonsaiSky) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing Lady Gaga.
— Lady Gaga Ladygaga (@kaislemonster) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing not being injured
— Hoop Movement (@hoopmovement) June 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/DoniBree/status/212563808252739584
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing Getting rid of my Facebook account.
— Stan Marsh (@iSTANdGround) June 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/SelinaDenmark/status/212562378980737024
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing passing off a counterfeit bill & gettin change back
— Trav NEVER Chills (@SKTV_) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing U paid for a 10pc mcnugget meal, but got 11
— Louie Dade County (@305ALLtheWAY) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing check engine went off and u didn't even have to take ya car to the shop
— SubZero (@Monty588) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing Rain.
— Texas Humor (@TexasHumor) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing Water food and Feelings…
— Mr.Tweet.Ya.Girl (@Majestics_Papi) June 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/soveryepic/status/212571324797812737
https://twitter.com/_sonofahking/status/212571209756459008
New born babies! #ThingsThatWeCallABlessing
— textually active (@textualflirt) June 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/brookiehart/status/212578608655511552
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing Parents.
— ذو الفقار اسحق (@TwittyBirdyBird) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing the internet.
— Isaiah Gardner (@IsaiahGardner) June 12, 2012
#ThingsThatWeCallABlessing droping your phone but it doesn't break
— InKINGWeTrust (@A1_FromDay1_94) June 12, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/12/top-20-things-that-people-consider-a-blessing/
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Report: Ft. Sam Houston on lockdown following shooting; Update: Suspect in custody
http://twitter.com/#!/LaurenLeaTX/status/344184621916880896
Ft. Sam Houston in San Antonio, Texas, is reportedly on lockdown following a shooting:
http://twitter.com/#!/AmandaELewis/status/344187456247169024 http://twitter.com/#!/calebparke/status/344187677953908737One person is believed to have been shot, and authorities are in pursuit of a suspect:
http://twitter.com/#!/DoHoBOB/status/344193620829683713 http://twitter.com/#!/james_keith/status/344193613795823617The victim has reportedly been transported to San Antonio Military Medical Center.
http://twitter.com/#!/edgarzuniga/status/344196593001574400Our thoughts and prayers are with those affected.
http://twitter.com/#!/Doobamom/status/344194183713681408We will continue to monitor this situation and update with developments.
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Update:
Authorities have reportedly found and taken the suspect into custody:
http://twitter.com/#!/TAMUSAMilitary/status/344197169051492353 http://twitter.com/#!/DoHoBOB/status/344197177205207040
This Little Girl Asked a Beautiful Question. She Died a Week Later, And That Question Meant Everything.
“Why do you think that man said no to becoming a donor?”
That’s the question that Tabitha McLindon, a beautiful 12 year-old, asked at the DMV when she overheard a man refuse to be an organ donor. So when it was her turn, as she got a state-issued ID to open a checking account under her mother’s guidance, she decided to make the selfless decision to say, “Yes.”
One week later, that question – and her answer – meant everything.
No one told Tabitha to do it, but when she went to get a state ID with her mother, she decided to become an organ donor.
A week later, she fell into a coma due to a very rare brain bleed. She died shortly after.
Doctors asked the family if they’d like to donate her organs, but it was a question Tabitha already answered just weeks before.
This beautiful angel knew she wanted to save lives – she just didn’t know how soon. And now multiple people are alive today because of her beautiful decision.
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LaGuardia airport partially evacuated after reports of suspicious package [pics]
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/324180261698953216
After reports of a suspicious package at LaGuardia airport in New York was partially evacuated. Everyone is on high alert one day after the horrific Boston Marathon bombing.
Suspicious package at LaGuardia airport. Entire central terminal being evacuated. Reports say planes pulled away from building.
— Eye on Politics (@EyeOnPolitics) April 16, 2013
Twitter users were on the scene.
Passengers standing outside evacuated central terminal of NY LaGuardia Airport twitter.com/WahWhoWah/stat…; LIVE UPDATES on.rt.com/hu3yye
— RT (@RT_com) April 16, 2013
Not to start a panic but my terminal at laguardia just got evacuated twitter.com/RhinoB/status/…
— Laura Knetzger (@RhinoB) April 16, 2013
People tweeting about a terminal is being evacuated at LaGuardia Airport (LGA) in New York now.@nycityalerts says bomb squad arriving
— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) April 16, 2013
RT @einfal: Picture from friend at #LaGuardia Central Terminal evacuation tinyurl.com/chbed39 via @wahwhowah cc @mpoppel
— Michael van Poppel (@mpoppel) April 16, 2013
Crowd awaits from the parking garage walkway to re-enter LaGuardia Airport. twitter.com/MKimESPN/statu…
— Michael Kim (@MKimESPN) April 16, 2013
Reportedly, the all-clear has now been given and passengers are returning to the terminal.
#breaking news Laguardia was evacuated — suspicious package — now people going back in.See sthing say sthing @eyewitnessnyc @plipof7
— MichelleCharlesworth (@mcharlesworth7) April 16, 2013
Update: All-clear issued at LaGuardia Airport after suspicious package prompted terminal evac via @nbcnewyork bit.ly/15cWPZY
— Nadia Neophytou (@NadiaNeophytou) April 16, 2013
Terminal deemed ‘clear’ after being evacuated at LaGuardia Airport in New York bit.ly/Z0dsod twitter.com/myfoxal/status…
— FOX6 WBRC-TV (@myfoxal) April 16, 2013
RT @coriekupferberg Back inside but not moving. #LaGuardia twitter.com/CorieKupferber…
— Jason Rabinowitz (@AirlineFlyer) April 16, 2013
Evacuated a half an hour before the flight home. Back in line at La Guardia to go through security again.#funtimes twitter.com/Hebbsy/status/…
— Chris Hebb (@Hebbsy) April 16, 2013
Twitchy will continue to monitor this situation and update with further developments.
These 23 Amazingly Easy Tricks Will Help You Remove Almost Any Stain
Stains are seriously annoying and at times, they seem impossible to clean.
Whether they’re plaguing our clothes or carpeting, we all wish that they would come out more easily and stop ruining our things. Well, luckily for you, there are a ton of awesome methods for removing practically any stain — and you can find them below. googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCBP_ATF’); });
Get ready to become the ultimate master of stain removal.
1. Lemon juice removes rust stains from steak knives fast — just soak them in it for a few minutes.
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2. If you mix hydrogen peroxide with water and lemon essential oil, you’ll have an amazing carpet cleaner.
3. Lemons are great for getting rid of hard water stains.
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4. Armpit stains don’t stand a chance against dishwasher detergent, hydrogen peroxide, and baking soda.
5. Lipstick stains are so obnoxious, but WD-40 scrubs them right out.
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6. Can’t get dried paint out of your carpet? Nail polish remover will do the trick!
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7. Use baking soda and hydrogen peroxide to get tough blood stains out of fabric.
8. Get rid of ink stains easily with glycerin (or hairspray) and laundry detergent.
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9. Now you don’t have to worry about your jeans rubbing up against your favorite purse, because makeup remover wipes will clean them quickly.
10. At this point I’m convinced that hydrogen peroxide can fix any stain, because mixing it with some hand soap will easily clean grass-stained clothing, too.
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11. Coloring your hair is fun, but not when the dye gets all over the carpet — use liquid dishwasher detergent, white vinegar, rubbing alcohol, and ammonia to get it clean again.
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12. Pets are awesome, but it’s so frustrating when they have accidents. Luckily, hydrogen peroxide and liquid dishwasher detergent can also remove those stains.
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13. Red wine seems impossible to clean out of your carpet, but it’s actually pretty simple with just a little salt.
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14. Don’t you hate when you spill nail polish all over? Well, don’t worry, because you can use your hairspray to make it look like nothing ever happened.
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15. You don’t have to freak out about your kids tracking in mud anymore because you can get rid of the stains with just a plastic knife, liquid dish soap, and laundry detergent.
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16. Baking soda works like magic to wipe the coffee stains from your favorite mug and make it look like new.
17. Don’t throw away your grease-stained clothing — douse it in stain remover, baking soda, and hand soap, then scrub it down with a toothbrush.
18. Hand sanitizer will remove permanent marker from your clothes in a pinch.
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19. I bet you didn’t know that you could get gum off of your clothing by freezing it.
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20. Chocolate stains are simple to take care of with your freezer and warm water.
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21. Ketchup stains on your clothes are no match for laundry detergent, white vinegar, and cold water.
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22. Hydrogen peroxide comes in handy yet again for grape juice stains — just pair it with some dish soap.
23. All you need to clean those ice cream stains from your favorite shirt is to scoop, rinse, and blot!
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I had idea that it would be so easy to tackle so many stains! I can’t wait to add all of these to my cleaning routine.
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