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Poor, poor, pitiful POTUS: Obama doesn’t think he gets enough respect

http://twitter.com/#!/SeanMooRad/status/423185359652913152

Has Barack Obama told you lately how hard it is being president? No? Well, it is hard.

During a visit this afternoon with the Miami Heat, President Obama confessed that people are mean to him sometimes. He just can’t get no respect!

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/423184235592052736

Awww … poor baby! Meanwhile, the guy’s got no respect for everyday Americans:

http://twitter.com/#!/BotchedLobotomy/status/423185557905088512

He doesn’t really respect the Constitution, either. But please, be nice to him, you guys. He has feelings, too!

Respect is earned, Mr. President. Something you clearly known nothing about.

http://twitter.com/#!/NAFletchr/status/423184639943917569

I Refuse To Become A Nugget…

Mystery Science Theater 3000 turns 25; Fans celebrate in droves [pics, video]

http://twitter.com/#!/BayStreetVideo/status/404685246269911040

Wow, has it been that long?

Followers of the unique and creative Mystery Science Theater 3000, or MST3K to its fans, turned out on Twitter to salute the show that was first broadcast 25 years ago. Here’s a sampling:

http://twitter.com/#!/Retrodrome/status/404737587228585984 http://twitter.com/#!/BWalloch/status/404699422430203904 http://twitter.com/#!/Sy_Klone/status/404682796779589633 http://twitter.com/#!/Gavin4L/status/404728530266644480 http://twitter.com/#!/CarlitoJERK/status/404726702997135360 http://twitter.com/#!/fullofgerms/status/404681277443694592 http://twitter.com/#!/teriguill/status/404675578592514049

http://twitter.com/#!/John_Chadwick_/status/404692933078548480 http://twitter.com/#!/Ondria514/status/404661663254589440 http://twitter.com/#!/kurt_loder/status/404742685228945408

A photo from the very beginning:

http://twitter.com/#!/JoelGHodgson/status/404569589863833600

Happy 25, MST3K!

From the Daily Beast:

Hes gonna build a wall and its gonna be an Christie changed the tone of his voice to impersonate The Donaldincredible, beautiful marvelous wall. An incredible wall! The wall is gonna be unbelievable. The wall is gonna have a door, the door is gonna open and close and good people come in, the bad people go out. Its gonna be an amazing wall. Its gonna be a beautiful walland the Mexicans are gonna pay for the wall because Trump says theyll pay for the wall.

We mocked Christie earlier for getting all chummy with Hillary Clinton, too.

And let’s not forget the hugs for Obama (although Christie denies it was a hug-hug) in 2012:

Is a vote for Christie now a hug for Trump, too?

Update: This post has been updated to correct a typo in the headline.

Update: Don’t forget to check out Townhall.com’s liveNew Hampshire Primary results tonight!