Author: Leaman Ralph

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Smuggling Paraphernalia Can Be Hard Work, Even When It Fails. This Is Ridiculous.

I figured smuggling would be an interesting line of work, but I had no idea just how strange it actually was. It’s difficult enough to get perfectly legal foods across borders, so naturally trying to bring illegal things into a country is even harder. You can’t just slap a fake mustache on a bag of cocaine and tell security it’s your Uncle Pete. (Even if that does sound outlandishly genius.)

If you want to make money off of contraband, you have to be creative. Just take a look at some of the weird examples below–and don’t forget, these are the techniques that didn’t work.  

1.) Avocado Filled with Cocaine

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2.) Stuffed Animal Stuffed with a Handgun

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3.) Clams Stuffed with Cocaine

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4.) Chocolate-covered Methamphetamine

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5.) Ceramic Cats Filled with Opium

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6.) Money in Bread

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7.) Cocaine in Breast Implants

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8.) Ecstasy Inside of a Mr. Potato Head Toy

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9.) Marijuana Packed into the Shape of a Donkey

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10.) Geckos in Books

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11.) Plant Base Filled with Ephedrine

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12.) Wooden Door Filled with Cocaine

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13.) Frogs in a Film Cannister

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14.) Anabolic Steroids in Lubricant Bottles

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15.) Snake in a Clay Pot

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16.) Cocaine in Candy Eggs

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17.) Soccer Ball Filled with Cigarettes

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18.) Dead Bugs Filled with Cocaine

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Whoa. That sure is an interesting line of work. Imagine what these people could have done with those creative minds of theirs if they had chosen a career where most retirement parties don’t take place in a prison. This really makes you wonder how people successfully brings these things in!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/strange-smuggling-techniques/

‘Perfection’! Vogue Mag’s lesson for ‘woke’ men on #DayWithoutAWoman is mock-tastic

Today is the #DayWithoutAWoman, but Vogue Magazine wants men (well, certain men) to know they can participate too, provided they follow certain guidelines:

Read more: http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2017/03/08/perfection-vogue-mags-lesson-for-woke-men-on-daywithoutawoman-is-mock-tastic/